Gong Magpie fell ill for the first time in front of Yuan Qiuhua, just because when Yuan Qiuhua was cooking, the rice was cooked hard, and the grains were full and independent.

The mother-in-law is old and has thin teeth, lost teeth, sunken cheeks, exposed cheekbones and skull, three or five incisors still remain, the sharp teeth of the mouth are bared, and the eye sockets are black and withered, showing more and more old state. She loves to eat soft, and the first thing she does when she gets up every morning is to urge Yuan Qiuhua to cook quickly, telling her that the rice should be cooked as thin as porridge, thicker than porridge, and a little more mushy than dough. But how can a rice cooker cook soft and hard rice? Even if it is a mandarin duck hot pot, it is only divided into spicy and not spicy, and I have never seen dry stir-fry and boiling soup, which are separated from the same pot and cooked!

In the past, when cooking rice, Yuan Qiuhua put more water, boiled as soft as possible, so soft that the rice sticks to the spoon, glutinous teeth, shaped like a frying pan stall of flour, boiled into a ball of soup paste, thickened into a piece of thin mud, can't be shoveled with a shovel, to scoop with a soup spoon, tender and smooth like water tofu, don't have to work hard and time-consuming to chew, suck and swallow, similar to the hospital's special nasal feeding liquid food. But it is difficult for one person to reconcile the mouths of the people, which meets the appetite of the mother-in-law, but does not meet the appetite of others, and attracts complaints. An old man and a group of young people insinuated behind their backs, saying that she was stammering with her mother-in-law and pleasing her mother-in-law, and when she talked about it, she scolded Huai, saying that she was a sycophant and a whiskered dog. She was aggrieved, and she couldn't complain to the old man, and as soon as she said it, she was suspected of denunciation, and she was regarded as a role in stirring up trouble. She has a thin skin, originally had palpitations, and someone chewed her tongue or beat the side drum at every meal, so she was a little overwhelmed and tried to find a way to get the best of both worlds.

On that day, Yuan Qiuhua wanted to do an experiment, put a little water, and put the rice aside, the desired effect was that the side with more rice and less water would cook hard rice, and the side with more water and less rice would cook soft rice. I have no experience, and the cooking is still on the hard side.

Gong Magpie took a bite of the bowl and spit it all on the ground: Phew, it makes me have a toothache. Do you not want to cook? Or do you not want me to eat?

Yuan Qiuhua said: I'm sorry! Then I'll cook it again, okay? Wait a minute!

Xie Han said: It's hard and sharp, I like it. My mother doesn't like to eat, so I'll buy a rice cooker tomorrow to make porridge for my mother.

Gong Magpie said: It's all at this time, I know that I don't eat hard rice? I have said it a thousand times, and you don't take me to heart at all!

Yuan Qiuhua said: I'm sorry! You're hungry, you can't wait, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you to eat, add shredded meat, add eggs, okay?

Gong Magpie said: I am really filial, prepare in advance! You dislike me for eating idle meals all the time, and deliberately let me starve?

She touched her heart, restrained her back, hooked her waist, shouted "I'm angry!", shouted "I can't live!", and cried "Why am I so miserable!", she fell to the ground in anger, as if she was angry with her daughter-in-law's disobedience and unfilial piety, and looked delirious.

When Yuan Qiuhua learned that her mother-in-law had a heart attack, she was scared and cried, rubbing her hands and feet, and she was so anxious.

Xie Han said: My mother seems to be an old problem of "heartache", and she has flares up again.

Yuan Qiuhua rushed out of the door, crying and shouting for help: Come on, do me a favor, hurry up to the hospital, go to first aid!

The palace magpie has many children, and they are in groups, and when they hear the news, a large group of people and horses rush in, squeezing the house into a crowd, and everyone says: surnamed Yuan, what happened to your mother? Ouch, good and decent, why did you get sick?

Yuan Qiuhua said: If you are sick and treated, you should be sent to the hospital immediately! A heart attack will kill you! You can't delay for a moment!

They surrounded Yuan Qiuhua and talked about shouting, raising fists, rubbing palms, and fighting, as if as long as the perpetrator was smashed and robbed, the injured party's injuries could be healed without treatment.

Shu Zhiqiang said: If you don't give your mother-in-law food, you will starve the old man to death?

Xiao Lin said: "A thousand angry, ten thousand angry, don't give food, the most angry, it's terrible! This is to want the mother-in-law to die, to be angry with the mother-in-law, it's amazing!

Yuan Qiuhua said: Now is not the time to make a review, and when we draw conclusions, it is important to save people! As long as my mother-in-law is safe and sound, I will admit punishment and accept punishment!

There are many of them, countless helpers, and there are more people in the crowd watching the excitement, more than a spy company. Muttering, yin and yang weird, humming and chirping, sneering, stirring the yin wind and lighting ghost fire, deliberately mixing the water, pointing and pointing, knocking on the side, giggling and laughing, provoking provocations, not afraid of big things.

Liu Ruixiang, the sworn sister of the palace magpie and the cousin, instigated: Ouch, you are children, did you grow up eating shit? Or are you muddy dummies? Even a little daughter-in-law who has just passed the door can't be lowered, a bunch of waste!

Xie Ying echoed: If you don't kneel down and admit your mistakes, you will set a bad example, then give her a hard one, punch and kick. Our land, our world, Hengjian is not afraid of her turning the sky!

Yuan Qiuhua is funny: Qin Hui is reincarnated, a trumped-up crime, shouting and shouting and killing, and the bloody rain and bloody wind don't explain!

Xie Han said: Impulsiveness is the devil, everyone calm down, don't be bored!

Xie Jiayan shouted: I didn't get three good meals of tea and rice during the day, and I didn't get a good night's sleep at night, I really can't live this day!

Ma Huilan said: Relatives are involved, anti-guest-oriented, and petty trouble, and you can't live it for a long time, do you know how to lose face?

Xie Xiong even openly threatened: Don't respect the elderly, don't like words! Don't respect the elderly, have no decency! I have to tie her up, beat her severely, and help my mother vent her anger!

Xie Han said: Pretending to be sick and cheating to death, the older you get, the more stubborn you become, self-righteous, and tireless in destroying people!

Ten minutes have passed, and the palace magpie is still lying on the ground as it is, his face is calm, and his body is calm. Yuan Qiuhua has studied daily first aid courses, and has not seen her mother-in-law have symptoms of heart attack, such as paleness, painful expression, muscle twisting, body convulsions, etc., and other clinical features. The mouth of the altar can be sealed, the population is not tightly sealed, the origin of the mother-in-law's name, through the mouth of the clansmen, she already knows it, coupled with the exchange of experience between the concubines, she is even more detailed, so she suspects that the old man is pretending to be sick and cheating to death, and deliberately starts the secret channel organ to rectify his daughter-in-law.

The progress of civilization has no effect on the blindness of the uneducated, and equality and justice cannot explain the poor villages, and any words are superfluous. Besides, cowardly juniors like to argue and quarrel with others, move their mouths without using their hands, arm their teeth with morality, and those who are strong in their hearts don't care about what others say at all, do their own thing, use their minds to do things, and prove themselves with their abilities.

Yuan Qiuhua didn't see the tension of her mother-in-law and children, nor did she see anyone bring emergency medicines such as quick-acting heart pills, they just shouted and yelled, noisy and yelling, all the spearheads were aimed at the daughter-in-law's "unfilial piety" crime, in the tongue, all of them were uneven, they were criticized, and everyone shouted and beaten.

When it comes to this, Yuan Qiuhua can't speak, it's useless to explain, it's useless to defend, trouble comes from the mouth, too many words will be lost, and if you say it, you will give people a handle. Seeing the situation of this soldier approaching the city, she didn't dare to ask her mother-in-law how to reflect and repent, they had already taken the initiative to attack, to force her to give in and sign the alliance under the city.

Xie Ying said: Oh, it's unacceptable, deliberately bad, and the old lady is starving, and I can't explain any reason. Okay now, forcing your mother-in-law to die, do you still have a little fucking human touch?

Yuan Qiuhua was naughty: The moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai slept soundly.

Xie Jiayan shouted: You say, should we talk to you about theory? You dig out your conscience, should you give some blood?

Yuan Qiuhua gag: The granary is a mouse, you have to ask someone to catch it!

Xie Ying said: If my mother wants to fall into any secret disease, we will carry it to your mother's house, let your parents treat the illness, and let your brother give the old age to the end.

Yuan Qiuhua's hippie smile: In the ancestral tomb of the Yuan family, there is a feng shui treasure of "Nine Turtles Looking for Mother", and there is a lack of "turtle mother" to sleep.

Xie Xiong said: Because of you, the old lady wants to have three long and two short, we have to peel off your skin to cover the drum!

Yuan Qiuhua gave a funny salute, bowed down and said Wanfu: The Queen Mother is auspicious, longevity and Tianqi!

Xie Qingyuan said: This woman is confused, she is in the 21st century, how can she transfer her ancient brains?

Sun Yue'e said: From the moment she got married, her daughter-in-law was beaten, angry, wept, and hungry, who can count them? This is all the grace of the old man! Fortunately, it is a new society, and the national law is greater than the family law, and it is not allowed to bury the daughter-in-law alive!

Xiao Lin said: Sister-in-law, you just add fuel to the fire! This is all angry talk, what is there to get over the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?

Ma Huilan said: Sister-in-law is telling the truth, not angry. According to the ten new family rules, the kind of good daughter-in-law, we really can't do well, we can only be bad daughters-in-law.

Xie Ying said: Shut up! Get out of here! My mother was in a coma on the cold ground, and you actually joined forces to hold a criticism meeting for your mother-in-law?

Xie Xiong said: This is my mother's home, and in the past there was no daughter-in-law, and my mother also supported a group of children! You are the daughter-in-law married by your mother, shouldn't you serve your mother-in-law? First there is a mother, and then there is a daughter-in-law, the mother is the elder, and you are the younger generation, so you may not be able to take care of it?

Xie Ying said: I don't want to touch my wife's light, I just want her to be filial to the elderly! If my wife is disobedient and unfilial, unless she kills me first!

A few more minutes passed, and the palace magpie was still standing on the ground. Yuan Qiuhua had an idea, hurriedly stepped forward, knelt on the right side of her mother-in-law, bowed her head to her ear, pretended to sniff her snort, her face changed suddenly, and she pretended to shout: Ouch, no, I'm critically ill, I only have air out, not air in! Who knows artificial respiration? Rescue!

They froze in place, not reacting for a moment.

Yuan Qiuhua said: What should I do? What should I do? Ouch, you are all laymen, only I know a little bit about it, then I will pretend to be an insider, give it a try!

She did a fake show, her palms were superimposed, on her mother-in-law's chest, pressing again and again, pressing hard, pressing hard, pressing the palace magpie's whole body trembled, her hands and feet trembled, and her eyes rolled white. That's not all, Yuan Qiuhua secretly put his thumb and index finger together, pinched a little bit of flesh and skin of his mother-in-law, pinched it fiercely, pinched it in circles, and pinched it so much that the palace magpie's tears hurt out. But just as a person who can't wake up and pretends to be asleep, he can't pinch a person who pretends to be dizzy.

Yuan Qiuhua shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and pretended to be powerless: What should I do?

She lowered her head, opened her mouth, and gave mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration. The palace magpie's mouth had a peculiar smell, its throat was particularly smelly, and the smell was just like smoked mosquito grass, which made Yuan Qiuhua dizzy, and a mouthful of phlegm rushed out of his mouth and spit into his mother-in-law's mouth. Then, a bone crawled up, ran to the side, and vomited "wow" "wow".

Gong Magpie never imagined that his mouth would become a spittoon. The cough and nausea could not be bearable, so she turned over and sat on the ground, and also vomited in Haiti.

Xie Han said: I didn't expect Qiuhua to have this ability, and he actually rescued his mother from the line of death!

Gong Magpie was dumb and couldn't say --- bitterness, and Yuan Qiuhua was tricked and spoofed, she naturally didn't let go: No, if she doesn't kneel down and apologize, I'll starve to death!

Xie Han pulled Yuan Qiuhua to the barn outside the house, and calmed the matter: Admit the wrong ceremony, you can express your posture and let your mother dissipate her anger!

Yuan Qiuhua said: This is a brick shot! Don't you hear? Ask me to bleed and pay for it! This is a rip-off!

Xie Han said: If you want me to say, what is the loss of admitting mistakes? What do you think in your heart, who cares?

Yuan Qiuhua said: Don't you just cook the rice hard? What are some big mistakes? If you don't eat a meal, but you are hungry, you want me to pay for my life? Do you want my parents to treat the disease? Do you want my brother to give me a pension and die?

Xie Han said: "Hey, Chrysostom is hard to open, give me a face."

Yuan Qiuhua said: Right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong, true and false, good and evil, are more important than anything else. It has nothing to do with your face, it has to do with my dignity, you can kill you, you can't be humiliated! The bottom line of being a human being and the principle of doing things can be ruined by others, but you can't practice it yourself.

Yuan Qiuhua returned to the house and said to them: I have no merit in making the soft rice for March, and if I miss a meal and cook it hard, is it a great crime? Where is the kindness and filial piety? Where is the mercy? Where is the generosity? I stand here today, I want to kill or chop, and I will listen to and respect. I promise that I will not fight back, and I will not scold back. I'll stay here for a long time, and you're welcome to take revenge. But I am upright, I will never be servile, yes and admitted, and I will not say it if I am killed.

They looked at each other, their eyes flustered, timid, dodgy, guilty.

Yuan Qiuhua said: I have just received a notice that I am going to the provincial capital to attend the work study meeting. I'll be there for three days, mother-in-law, so I'll take care of you!