"Lingxi, how old are you?"

“36c”

"Lingxi, where is your home?"

"Loess High Slope"

"Lingxi, are you hungry?"

"Do you have a Snickers?"

"Lingxi, you... ”

"Damn, where are there so many problems!"

In the place where the mountains and rivers are beautiful and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, a woman shows a white jade-like arm, one hand is fanning the fire, and the other hand is holding a pheasant, while the handsome man on the side is like a woman, sitting quietly watching the woman roast the pheasant.

"Hey, Hachi, why don't you speak?" Lingxi said as he looked at Mo Forget, who was drooling.

"You say I talk a lot, so I won't say it. Mo forgot to touch the head that was beaten just now, and said in a low voice.

"Oh, how about being so well-behaved? Come, give you a chicken leg to eat. As he spoke, he broke off a chicken leg and handed it over.

"Uh-huh. Mo Forget nodded hurriedly, took the chicken leg with both hands, looked at the golden crispy skin, swallowed his saliva again, but did not eat it.

On the other hand, Lingxi has no scruples about her image, and begins to feast on it, eating with a mouth full of oil, how is this the image that a beauty like her should have?

"Why don't you eat it!" Lingxi's mouth was stuffed with bulging oil, and fat ran down the corners of her mouth.

"I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it in the future, so..."

"Meaningless, it's good to roast you in the future, this is not my highest level, I think I used barbecue to make a lot of field appointments back then!" Lingxi had a smug smile on his face.

"What is the field battle? Also, can you bake it for me to eat later?" Mo Forget scratched his head, and then said happily.

"The old lady always counts, can you not be like a girl, if you don't eat, I'll eat you!" Lingxi rolled her eyes, since she saw how Mo forgot how to kill a pheasant, she changed from Lao Tzu to Lao Niang, because she was afraid that if this demon knew that he was a man, she didn't know what would happen to her, so she also began to be cautious.

After hearing this, he began to tear off the meat on the chicken thighs one by one, and began to chew slowly.

Lingxi looked at his Sven appearance and wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he forgot it.

Then there was a shout from the woods, "King, King"

"Hey, I'm here!" Mo Forget replied loudly, and in a few moments two obscene-looking and strange-looking 'things' came running.

"King, where have you gone, let's find it!" the two 'things' hugged Mo Wang's thigh and began to cry, the sound was extremely ugly.

"I'll go, what the hell is this? Why is it so ugly!" Lingxi jumped in fright when he saw those two 'things'.

"You're ugly, we're the most handsome of the demons!" the demon who was holding Mo Wang's left leg suddenly sneered.

"That's it, that's it, our handsomeness is recognized!" the demon who was holding Mo Wang's right leg echoed in his voice.

Mo Forget smiled awkwardly and said, "This, this is my subordinate, don't you mind!"

When the two demons heard that Mo Forget was so polite to Lingxi, their eyes rolled and they suddenly felt bad, so they hurriedly let go of Mo Forget's thighs, hugged Lingxi's thighs in the blink of an eye, and said in unison: "Mother King, we are the ugliest, you are the most beautiful, hehe." ”

Lingxi was taken aback, and then scolded angrily: "Your uncle, get out of the way!

Seeing that Lingxi was angry, the two demons really rolled to the side, and then glanced at Lingxi and Mo Forget with their eyes, muttering something in a low voice.

"Don't be angry, that spirit! they have no ill intentions. Mo Forget hurriedly explained.

Lingxi pursed his lips and said, "I'm not angry, the key is that I have a question, why are you so beautiful, but those two are so unsightly." ”

"I'm different from them, I'm a demon, they're a demon, so it's different. Mo Forget explained with some embarrassment.

"Hey, it turns out that the mother king thinks we have to be like the king! The two of them heard the conversation between the two, so they turned into human appearances, but in the aesthetic eyes of the Lingxi, this appearance is still obscene, one with a pockmarked face and the other with big and small eyes.

"Forget it, forget it, I'm speechless. Lingxi reached out and rubbed his temples.

"Your Majesty, you've been out for so long, it's time to go back. The two continued to hug Mo Forget's thighs and pleaded with tears in their eyes.

"This, but" Mo Forget looked at Lingxi and hesitated.

"King, King, we can't live without you!" The two cried again, but when they saw that Mo Forget was indifferent, and kept looking at Lingxi, they hugged Lingxi and slapped his thigh, and said, "Mother King, why don't you go back with me!"

"Hell, don't call me my mother!" Lingxi kicked one of them away, then looked at Mo Forget, and said, "Anyway, I don't have anywhere to go, why don't I go back with you?"

"Yes, yes!" Mo Forget agreed in unison with the two.

So this group of demons rushed to the Demon King Cave.

"Let's go" Don't forget to take Lingxi's hand, and flew into the sky with a whoosh.

"Ah" she used to fly in her previous life, but it was in the cabin, and now she is flying directly in the air, but she feels very terrifying, so she has to hug Mo Forget tightly, and the whole person is wrapped in front of each other, like an octopus.

After flying for a while, he came to a huge peak, and there were a few big characters written crookedly on the peak, Demon King Leader.

"Alright, I'm home. Don't forget to stand on the top of the peak, only to find that the spirit rhino is still wrapped around him.

"Damn, I almost scared the hell. Lingxi didn't seem to have recovered from the panic, and then stared at Mo Forget, "Did you mean it!"

"I, how can I have. Don't forget to blush.

"Greetings to the king, greetings to the mother king. The two of them shouted as they ran, and then the sound of the mountain and tsunami followed.

"Greetings to the king, greetings to the mother king. ”

Lingxi looked back, only to see that on the entire mountain peak, a dense crowd of demons suddenly appeared, all of them shouting loudly, looking at least hundreds of thousands.

"This, these are all your little brothers?" asked Lingxi.

Although Mo Forget didn't understand what the little brother meant, he was probably about the same as his subordinates, so he nodded and said, "This is only half, and some are estimated to be asleep." ”

"Lord Demon King, I have offended a lot before, and I don't think it's strange! I'm from the urban-rural area, I don't know anything, you're busy, I'll go first. Lingxi hurriedly jumped off him, turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, Mother King, don't go!" the two hurriedly blocked the way of the spirit rhino and said, "The big guys are still waiting to listen to your lecture!"

"I'll train a yarn, those who look like this one by one, scared the old lady to death, no, the old lady has to leave quickly, otherwise she will be scared out of mental illness." Lingxi wanted to push the two away, but found that the other party did not move.

"Hey, that's easy! Brothers, you have made me human, the mother king said, you scared her. One of them shouted.

"Rub, I'm so handsome and she even said I scared her. ”

"It's unreasonable, it's clear that she's so ugly!"

"Be quiet, and be careful that ugly bastard hears it. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and change, be careful that the king is angry. ”

So for a while, all kinds of lights shone brightly, and those demons all became human beings, all kinds of things.

"I'm really convinced of you, don't forget, I'm tired, I want to sleep. Lingxi was speechless again.

"Hehe, okay, then you come with me. Mo Forget scratched his head a little embarrassed, and led Lingxi to his residence.

"My lord, my mother is in the cave room!" the two cried out again.

"Don't forget, when I wake up, slaughter those two for me, and I'll make you a barbecue to eat. ”

"Ahh

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