Chapter 3 The day will come when the sleeper will be slept

"If you say we do this, will the king really kill us?"

"Probably not, if you want to kill us, it will also be the mother king's hand. ”

"But the king will definitely listen to the mother king!"

"Hehe, we have done the king such a great favor, he should thank us, he will not do anything to us. ”

"I think so, but does this medicine really work?"

"Of course it works, I heard that even the gods will not be able to control their own when they use it, when the time comes**, you and I will be nong, the clouds and rain will be overturned, hey, what are you doing with me. ”

"If it's not me, how can I hit you?"

The two of them were kneeling at the door of the Lingxi's house at the moment, muttering in a sneaky whisper, but they didn't notice that Mo Forget was standing behind them at the moment, and slapped the two of them on the head fiercely.

"What are you two muttering?" said Mo Forget, frowning.

"Don't do it, King, we're doing this for your own good!" said one of them, holding his hand behind his back.

The other hand held a flower, and then slapped the one next to him fiercely, and said, "King, if you want to kill, kill it! ”

"What do you have in your hand? Mo forgot to glare at that and said.

One of them stretched out his hand, and saw a white pill in his palm, Mo Mo took it in his hand and looked at it, and said, "This is a laxative?"

The two nodded.

"How can you two do this to Lingxi, even if she says she wants me to kill you, I won't do it, I'm not here to say good things for you, okay, don't kneel here, hurry up, save a while Lingxi comes out, and I get angry when I see you." He took the flowers from his other hand, sniffed them, and said to himself, "Girls should like flowers, right?" and then threw away the white pill and walked into the house.

"My lord, that medicine is my cure for constipation. ”

"My lord, that's the flower that's the problem. ”

But Don't forget that he had already entered the house, and he couldn't hear them at all.

"The king thinks about us like this, isn't it good for us to be like this!"

"It's not a fart, you still have the heart to think about this, I'll go to my second aunt's house to hide for two days, and the provincial mother king will find me to settle accounts, and it will really become a barbecue." ”

・・・

"Lingxi?" Don't forget to walk into the house, but you don't see Lingxi.

"What are you doing?" I saw a woman walk out of a dark corner, her eyes hazy and dark circles.

"Oops. Mo Forget was taken aback and said, "Lingxi, what's wrong with your eyes." ”

"Ahh She paced frantically around the room.

"I'm sorry, I'll tell them in a moment that they aren't allowed to make any more noise at night. Don't forget to be a little embarrassed.

"What do you have in your hand?" Lingxi asked, looking at the flower in Mo Wang's hand.

"Flowers, do you like them?" Don't forget to hand them to her.

Lingxi took the flower and looked at it, and then said, "Like a fart, you treat me as an ignorant girl!"

Then she waved the flowers in her hand and began to talk endlessly: "I said that you are a demon king, and you have hundreds of thousands of junior brothers, why don't you pay attention to the quality of life at all? Look at the dust in this house, you look at the surrounding environment! Also, do you have leadership skills? How can you restrain your subordinates? Unorganized and undisciplined, and scattered sand! Also, why are so many of you so unenterprising, and you are content to be in such a ravine?" Flowers were scattered all over the ground by her waving petals, and pollen flew around the house.

"I, that, you, I" Don't forget to listen to it in confusion, and also speechless.

"Do you understand all that?" Lingxi asked.

"I don't really understand. Don't forget to rub his hands and smile.

"Hey" Lingxi sighed: "Why are you so thirsty all of a sudden, and it's still a little hot." She reached out and took off her outer garment, revealing the tulle underwear underneath.

"Oh, I'll get you water!" said Don't forget to hurriedly bring a glass of water.

"I said, Xiaoba, you don't feel like a demon king at all, you don't have any domineering at all, how can you not be domineering as a leader? Don't you find that your little brothers are not very afraid of you?" Lingxi said as he drank water.

"I'm only like this in front of you, and I'm usually very powerful. Don't forget to muttered quietly.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing. ”

"Why is this water getting thirstier and thirstier the more you drink it, and why is it getting hotter and hotter in this house?"

"Spirit"

"What?"

"Yes!"

“・・・”

"That's a lot of movement!"

"Yes, I can hear the woman's cry a few hills from here. ”

"This also proves that our king is very capable!"

"Hehe, otherwise how can you be a king!"

・・・

"Bastard, you actually slept with your mother!" Looking at the dazzling red on the bed, Lingxi scolded.

"Lingxi, don't cry, I don't know what's going on!" Mo Forget was kicked out of bed by her, hurriedly picked up the clothes on the ground, and said while putting them on.

"Bastard, don't pretend to be confused for the old lady, I don't know what's going on, why are you working so hard!" Lingxi continued to scold, feeling the tearing pain coming from his lower body.

"I, I didn't mean to. Don't forget to look at the petals that fell to the ground, as if remembering something.

"Fuck off, I don't want to see you, let the old lady cry alone for a while. Lingxi said, turning his back to his body.

"Good, good, as long as you don't get angry. Don't forget to get dressed and hurriedly go out, leaving her alone in the house.

"King, you're awesome!"

"Majesty, you are so mighty!"

"King, you are powerful!"

"Hey, hey, winning, winning. ”

・・・

"His grandmother's, is this a cycle of cause and effect? Lingxi thought as he hugged his knees.

Then he looked at his perfect body, pinched his soft chest by the way, and said: "But this figure is really good, but it's a pity that it is a life of being slept on!"

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