"Good morning! Shinji. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Good morning, Misato-san. ”

"Still not going to class so late?"

"Today, Saturday. ”

"Oh...... Sorry, I forgot. ”

The next day, Misato greeted him as if nothing had happened, and was relieved to see that Shinji, who was eating breakfast in the living room, was not wearing glasses. Unconsciously it was the result of being pretended to be pitiful by the insiders and winning her "maternal care".

"Shinji, the school called me to attend the parent-teacher conference next Monday, why didn't you tell me. And the previous parent-teacher meeting, you also pushed it off for me. Misato asked, which made her think, could Shinji still treat her as an outsider and not give trouble to others, which is also one of the characteristics of the people of the island country.

"It's okay to be so busy...... Don't waste your time on these meaningless things. Of course, Shinji didn't care, and he was also estranged from other classmates at school, so he had some dealings with Toji Suzuhara and Kensuke Aida.

"No, Shinji, it's your duty as your guardian, and I'm happy to do it. Misato began to emphasize the generational gap between the two of them, lest Shinji have strange thoughts.

Of course, the cousin doesn't understand these voiceovers, "That, Sister Misato......"

"What's the matter?"

"Let's kiss again. Shinji looked forward to it.

"Poof-" Misato squirted out the beer.

"No way!"

"Why?"

"No, no, no! Adult kisses can't be given casually. ”

"Oh, is my posture wrong? I've checked, and what I did last night was really wrong, so I looked for information and studied it early this morning, and this time I won't make your face saliva, I promise!" Shinji looked serious.

Misato was depressed, "Shinji, do you know what it means for a man to kiss a woman a lot?"

"Knowing means happiness. Shinji had a look of nostalgia on his face.

"Happiness?" Misato looked puzzled.

"Yes, people's happiness has nothing to do with material things and wealth, but is determined by the dopamine secreted by the brain. Shinji continued, "When you eat something delicious, your brain will secrete dopamine to make you happy; When you see something good-looking, your brain will secrete dopamine to make it pleasant. I've been feeling so happy since you kissed me last night, and it must have been because my brain produces a lot of dopamine. ”

"I really think too much...... "Misato is reassured, "but dopamine is addictive, you know?" Misato had just joined NERV, but she was doing genetic research, so she certainly understood these common senses. PenPen is one of their achievements, and the main reason for bringing it home is to save its life, and the genetic test materials in the laboratory will be destroyed.

"Just this once, okay?" Shinji smiled sweetly, showing that his personality was not careful.

Misato couldn't resist this look, "Okay, but just this time, you have to keep it a secret and can't tell others, how about it?"

"Okay, that's the secret between us. Shinji smiled like a little fox and put his mouth on it.

Misato was awake this time and didn't stick her tongue out, but she couldn't stand the tip of Shinji's little tongue drilling, she gritted her teeth, and Shinji's little drill slid around her gums, making her itch.

The eyes of the two widened, and Shinji looked serious and hardworking.

"Huh...... Ha ha...... No......" Misato itched so hard that she laughed, and was amused by Shinji's bear child kiss.

Shinji looked confused, "Strange, I don't feel anything other than the smell of alcohol." "Just look at his face and not blush.

"I'm not curious now. "Misato has seen that Shinji is just curious. "Aren't you going to pick up Rei Ayanami from the hospital today? ”

"Oh, yes!" Shinji immediately didn't delay for a minute at the thought of Rei Ayana, packed his things and went out.

In an outdoor area full of noisy noise and bright light, Shinji must have two things, filter glasses and noise-cancelling headphones. Because of high-functioning autism, he is often in a state of sensory overload, accompanied by anxiety and confusion. These external input information will be down if they are thrown to the brain for processing without secondary processing.

This is also one of the reasons why Shinji avoided going out and stayed at home for ten years. In a normal person's noisy environment, the brain can automatically filter the background sound and talk to the companion very naturally. The brain of autistic people seems to be missing this "filtering software", and all kinds of noises are crammed into their brains, and they are often attracted by various harsh sounds, such as the sound of a car honking or the noise of a coffee machine breaking coffee beans.

What's worse is that the vision can also be disturbed by all kinds of bright lights, and just a simple walk on the streets of the city can have two completely different experiences between autistic people and normal people. Sights and sounds that neuronormal individuals take for granted can easily cause sensory overload and increased anxiety (in people with autism). Thinking about being harassed by the gong and drum corps on the construction site 24 hours a day, normal people will go crazy. Noise and glare are one of the most wonderful methods of torture, and they are used all over the world.

Shinji belongs to the kind of autistic people with milder symptoms, but it seems to have been a little worse since the third apostle was killed, and the good thing is that the time for the awakening of the personality has been extended by about half an hour, which is very magical, is it related to driving EVA? Shinji has been pondering.

Shinji went to the flower shop on the way and bought a bouquet of lilies. Rei Ayanami hated red, and he didn't dare to buy flowers of this color. This should be the color of the meat, or maybe she's been soaked in the LCL for too long and has a sense of disgust, and Shinji's brain hole has always been boundless.

"Little Q, the female clerk in the flower shop smiles at me every time, does she like me?" Shinji took out his phone and asked Q. The client of the personal assistant Xiao Q has been installed in Shinji's mobile phone, and the server is in the room.

"The data is insufficient, but the formula can be given. A crisp male voice replied, very close to Shinji, after all, the sound source is used by Shinji.

"Oh, do you like it or not, you can also use a formula?"

"Absolutely, very simply, using the Bayesian formula:

The probability that she likes you is P(like|smile)={P(smile|like)P(like)}/{P(smile)}

P (like|smile) is the answer you want to know, i.e. what is the probability that she likes you if she is known to smile at you.

P (smile|like) is the probability that she will smile at someone when she sees him if she likes him.

P (like) is the probability that she likes a random person.

P (smile) is the probability that she will smile at a random person. ”

The above formula appears on the screen of the mobile phone, and Shinji understands it in seconds.

"She smiles at every customer! A machine is a machine, and I wanted you to help me analyze how to deal with Ayana. ”

"That is, the probability of liking you is very low. "Little Q reacts quickly.

"Analyze what Ayana's ideal partner is like based on personality and preferences. ”

Little Q stopped for a while, and the light of the minicomputer in Shinji's room flashed wildly, desperately calculating.

"According to the analysis of the available data, the result of the analysis is 'overbearing president'. It took Q a minute to come to a conclusion.

"Are you sure this conclusion is reliable?"

"That's based on my 64TB library of romance novels, which has a whopping 89% credibility. ”

"You use fiction as the basis for reasoning, and it's obvious that you've gone wrong from the start. "Shinji is not stupid.

"Fiction comes from life, that's my logic. Little Q replied.

"Then analyze Sister Misato. ”

This time, Xiao Q quickly got the result, after all, he used some resources from the previous calculation.

The answer is: a domineering president with 90% credibility. If she looks like her father, the credibility is as high as 95%. ”

"What about Dr. Ritsuko Akagi?"

The answer is: a domineering president with 88% credibility. If you have a beard, you can have 92% credibility. ”

"Treat all fiction material as untrustworthy data and remove it from the database. Shinji rubbed his temples.

"Okay. ”