On June 19, the torrential rain and dark clouds covered the city, which was a bad omen. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly I heard the bell loud, English level 4 general exam, I walked in the rain with an umbrella, and those without an umbrella ran wildly, like a lost dog, my heart was very comfortable, not a few, I found the examination room, all living beings worked hard to write, and I sat happily.

There are two examiners, one of them is a woman, with a plump body and an unsightly face, and one is an old man, who often stands in front of the window, looking at the rain and is silent, very vicissitudes, and does not often move around, providing a good opportunity for us to cheat, which is really a rare teacher.

When the exam opened, the title of the essay, this question and the roommate's text messages all match, I am very happy, the roommate has purchased the correct answer, it will be forwarded to the answer with me, the heart is determined, obscene laughter, start writing, the meaning of the composition is very simple, but I don't know how to spell the word, so secretly check the mobile phone, check and write, quite time-consuming, after a long time, the female examiner opened the answer card, my composition has ended, but the back of the answer card has a few multiple-choice questions have not been done, in a hurry, fill in a breath, but the world is not fast, I panicked, will fill in all the answers to the multiple choice questions in a question, that is, all the options of the first question, ABCD, at this time, the female examiner forcibly collected my paper, I have lost more than 20 points! It is really a great misfortune for my descendants of Yan and Huang!

After the listening test, I thought about the pain of losing points, I had no intention of dictation, hastily, looked around the examination room, there were several students without headphones, unable to listen to the test, lying on the table, and Zhou Gong traveled the world, drunk and dreamed of death. I don't know why he is so engaged, take off the headphones, listen carefully, and suddenly realize that he has not listened to the channel of the exam, tunes to the music channel, and is addicted to pop music, but this music is unbearable, it is actually "Love Trading" , this person has no taste at all, but not all candidates in the examination room are parallel goods, there are a few of them, quite serious, frowning and contemplative, solemn, this is the representative of good students, and a few others, although they are listening carefully, but they are motionless, their eyes are scattered, such as the old monk into the determination, this is the cultivation of the highest and profound realm, the ancient well is not waved, everything is unmoved, and the exam is not worth doing.

After listening, it is the official exam, I look at the test paper, countless words, unfamiliar, unheard, I don't know what it means, then lose interest, and turn to observe the examination room, I sat in front of me, is a boy, it is the time of listening and Zhou Gong traveled the world, a few minutes have not seen, it has woken up, dazed and forgotten, sleepy-eyed, turned to look at the person on my right seat, thoughtful, bowed his head and wrote hard, I was surprised, this is a master is not good-looking, do the question as fast as running brother, not a few, it will be a note to my right seat, my right seat is a tall and thin boy, thief eyebrows and mouse eyes, from time to time peek at the examiner, there must be an ulterior secret in his heart, he took the note, quietly opened, I turned my head to look at it, and the words on the note were clearly visible: "What to eat at noon?" I and the tall and thin boy were shocked, but the tall and thin boy recovered instantly, bowed his head a few times, my vision was not good, I don't know what the answer is.

One hour away from the final exam, extremely boring, I lay on the desktop in a daze, thoughtless and automatic, unconsciously wrote the beginning of this article, when I reflected, I have finished writing the first paragraph, re-watching it is a little interesting, so I continued to write, and waited for my roommate to send an answer text message, but I waited for a long time, like a deep resentful woman, but still did not see the text message.

Half an hour away from the final exam, the trouser pocket shook wildly, the bell of the mobile phone floated into the ears, such as the sound of nature, my heart was ecstatic, it must be the answer, looking up, the examiner was sluggish, looking at the rain in a daze, very safe, I secretly held the mobile phone, couldn't wait, looked down, "Your phone bill is less than 6 yuan, please recharge in time for details, please consult 10086" I am very painful, not a few, the phone continues to ring, hope to be reborn, look down and look, it is still 10086, I continue to wait for it.

When I cursed my roommate to the 73rd time, the female examiner looked at her watch and said loudly, "The last 10 minutes", I instantly despaired, cursed my roommate to 74 times with lightning speed, wrote a book, filled in a breath, after filling in, the answer sheet is very beautiful, ABCDDCBAABCDDCBA, the answer is very symmetrical, neat and beautiful, pleasing to the eye, I am very satisfied, quite a painting skills.

I looked back, the back seat behind me was struggling to copy the answer to my back seat, I was very envious, and then I thought about it, and laughed dumbly, the back seat of my cover is a roll, the back seat of me is a roll, the back seat of me is a roll, the test papers are different, how is the answer the same?

I am gloomy away from the examination room, this exam will be hanging, the corridor is bustling, there are laughers, there are crying, there are silent, there are not awake, the world is all kinds of things, condensed here.

I would like to commemorate my third English level 4 test in this article, as the saying goes, Brother Xinchun, do not fail the subject, the reason why I failed the subject, must be not Brother Chun, from then on, I will face the portrait of Brother Chun every day, kneel down three times, in order to show piety.

Huang Huayi

June 19, 2010