"This friend, I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blood-red, and your steps are vain!

"Hey, friend, don't go!"

"I'm a god operator who knows 500 years before and 500 years later! Seeing that your head is so round, I'll give you a discount, as long as 998!"

"!"

Yunhe looked at Li Xiaohua who was sitting there with a fake beard, and couldn't help sighing: "Master, are you sure we want to continue to set up stalls here?"

Li Xiaohua glanced back at Yunhe and said: "How can you make money if you don't set up a stall, how can you pay for the meal if you don't make money! You know, I bet on the ruyi stick in that restaurant, and I will wait for enough money to go back to redeem it! His grandfather's, I don't know that it is that bastard, he actually eats white food one step ahead of us, which makes the boss vigilant again, otherwise the plan will definitely succeed!"

Yunhe suddenly lost his anger when he thought of this, thinking that he was also the leader of the younger generation in the sect, but after following this eccentric ancestor, he was reduced to eating white food, and he felt ashamed when he thought about it, but there was no way, who let this eccentric and cheeky woman be his ancestor, and more importantly, he couldn't beat the other party at all.

"I think it's better for us to change places, after all, this is the entrance to the brothel!" Yunhe looked up at the archway across the road, on which the three big characters of Yihong Mansion were written in flowers.

"You know what a! The old lady is a person with a preconceived notion, and the people who can come to the brothel are rich people, and the rich people are generally greedy for life and afraid of death! Li Xiaohua grinned and smiled treacherously.

"But I still haven't made a penny. Yunhe was not moved at all in the face of Li Xiaohua's fallacies and heresies.

"Fart, who said it didn't make money, look what this is!" Li Xiaohua spread out her hand, only to see a copper coin lying quietly in her rough palm.

Yunhe glanced at her and said, "Your money is not earned at all, it is obviously robbed, okay?"

"Hmph, how can you talk! Why is it robbed, I said that the man had a blood disaster, he didn't believe it, so I broke Ya's head, and then he was very convinced and gave me a penny, is there a problem?" Li Xiaohua shook her head, with a smug expression, and smiled.

"Dang, of course there is a problem, and the problem is big! Master, the wind is blowing, hurry up and run!" Yunhe saw several people in official uniforms coming in the distance, so he hurriedly took Li Xiaohua's hand and prepared to run away.

Li Xiaohua glared at Yunhe, then looked at the other party holding his hand, frowned, Yunhe hurriedly let go of his hand when he saw this, and then Li Xiaohua turned his head to look at the officials, and said: "What are you panicking about! There is an old lady here, what are you afraid of!"

"But..." Yunhe wanted to say something, but saw that the officials had already arrived.

"I know five hundred years before, five hundred years after that, the naked eye is ultrasound, the old gods in the world! Li Xiaohua looked at the several officials standing in front of the two of them, and said with a smile.

I saw that the officials looked at each other, exchanged glances, and showed a stern look on their faces, and then nodded, and then said to the two of them: "Put away your things and come with us!"

"Where are you going?" Li Xiaohua just had a question, and Yunhe hadn't reacted yet, but he was still carried away directly by several officials, who raised their arms and carried them away.

"Hey, what are you doing, we're law-abiding good people, and we didn't break the law by setting up a stall. Li Xiaohua shouted loudly, but she didn't look like she was moving, but saw that Yunhe wanted to resist, but shook her head at the other party.

Yunhe didn't know what Li Xiaohua wanted to do, but when he saw that the other party shook his head, and these officials were just mortals, he couldn't help it and let those officials take the two away.

"Master, why don't you resist?" Yunhe looked at Li Xiaohua and said.

"What kind of hands, didn't your master educate you that you can't use Dao techniques on mortals!" Li Xiaohua snorted coldly and said.

"Uh、、、 but haven't you ever dealt with mortals? Yunhe retorted with some unconvincing.

"Hmph, your master can't control me. Li Xiaohua smiled proudly.

When Yunhe heard this, he was speechless for a moment, there was no way, who let Li Xiaohua be the person with the highest qualifications, the strongest Taoist skills, and the oldest person in the sect! Those door rules were simply empty words to her, and there was no restraint at all, and the heads and elders of the sect had to smile and stretch out their thumbs, saying that she was true temperament!

"Master, where do you say these officials are going to take us? Did you rob people just now, so they reported to the officials?"

"Let me emphasize again, it wasn't a robbery at all just now! Not to mention that it's only a penny, and the government doesn't bother to deal with it!" Li Xiaohua said firmly.

"What's the reason for that! I don't want to go to prison, otherwise when I return to the sect, I won't be laughed at by my brothers and sisters!" Yun He's eyes turned slightly red as he spoke, obviously thinking of the scene of being humiliated after returning to the sect.

"Look at your little bit of interest! Don't worry, even if you are found to be in prison, I won't let those little rabbits laugh at you, not to mention that I am with you?" Li Xiaohua looked at Yunhe's appearance and comforted.

"How dare they laugh at you!" Yun He thought in his heart, and then he was silent, obviously a little depressed at the moment, he didn't expect that he would go down the mountain for the first time, and he would have to experience the pain of prison, and he felt congested when he thought about it.

Li Xiaohua looked indifferent, and from time to time she teased the officials, although the officials were expressionless all the way, but Li Xiaohua laughed and didn't know what she said.

Finally, after about a stick of incense, the two were escorted to the mansion by the official, and several people bypassed the front hall and came directly to the backyard, only to see a small pavilion in the backyard, a man was sitting in the pavilion and drinking tea, but his head was wrapped in a piece of white gauze, and he seemed to be a little depressed, because his hand was constantly beating the stone table.

"My lord, the two of you have brought it. Several officials came to the man and said respectfully.

The man turned his head and saw Li Xiaohua and Yunhe standing in front of him, with a strange smile on his face, and said, "Two, don't come here unharmed, do you remember it?"

Li Xiaohua was slightly stunned, but Yunhe recognized the man, couldn't help but gasp, subconsciously pulled Li Xiaohua's sleeve, and whispered: "Master, it's over, it seems that this time the prison is squatting." ”

"What nonsense, what's wrong?" Li Xiaohua obviously hadn't reacted yet.

"Don't you think this man is familiar?"

"It's a little familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere. ”

"Not only have I seen it, but I only saw it this morning, isn't this the person who was hit by you and bled on the head, and left a penny behind when he fled?"

"Oh, it's him!"

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