Chapter 46: I'm a Dog!
"That's your plan?"
"No, that's just the first step. ”
"And what's next?"
"Of course, I'm going to eat next, Xiao Er!
"Come on~"
Looking at the table full of food, Li Yin was a little helpless, she didn't know what she was thinking in her head, she would listen to Lingxi's nonsense, saying that if you want to gain a foothold in the human world, the best way is to first understand the largest race in the human world, so she followed Lingxi, Qianyu, and Mo Forget back to human society again.
According to Lingxi's statement at the time: "Knowing oneself and knowing the other side is victorious, if you want to better fight against humans, of course, you must understand human beings well, although the weak and the strong are common to every race, but two fists are invincible to four hands, a good tiger can't stand a group of mad dogs, and with your ability to be the queen of hell, you will not lose a piece of meat when you go out with us." ”
Although Li Yin didn't quite agree with some of Lingxi's statements, after all, she hadn't recovered completely, and she had stayed in the Demon Valley since she came to the human world and didn't go out, and she was also bored, and she seemed to have changed a little after seeing Mo Yue after she went out, maybe she should also go out for a walk, right? So she nodded with some doubts.
"Huh, all the way. Lingxi didn't care what Li Yin thought at the moment, it seemed that she had been in the Demon Valley for a long time, and she hadn't eaten a good meal for a long time, although Qianyu's Qiankun bag had everything, and the cooking skills captured by the demon were also good, but the pleasure of eating was not, so she was now like gobbling up, eating frantically.
Looking at the spirit rhino eating like a whirlwind cloud, Li Yin couldn't help but be a little shocked, what kind of stomach is this woman?
"Xiao Er, another table!" Sure enough, after Lingxi finished eating, he once again instructed Xiao Er to continue serving, although Xiao Er was also surprised by Lingxi's appetite, but if he had money to make, he didn't care so much?
"She's always been so good at eating?" Li Yin frowned and asked Mo Forget in a low voice.
Mo Forget scratched his head a little embarrassed, nodded and said, "When I first met her, she ate a pheasant alone. ”
"Fart, didn't I give you a chicken leg!" Lingxi heard the conversation between the two, suddenly raised his head, and retorted.
In the restaurant, the other diners were already surprised that Lingxi was so able to eat, and now, a girl who looked like a fairy actually said the word fart, which made them shake their heads and sigh, and couldn't help but look a few more times here.
"Eat your stuff, shut up!" Qian Yu seemed embarrassed to eat at the same table with Lingxi, because the eyes of the people around her really made her feel uncomfortable.
"Enh!" Lingxi continued to eat.
"Huhu!" touched his stomach, Lingxi nodded with satisfaction, and then let out a long breath and said, "It's so cool!"
"People are more edible?" asked Liyin as she looked at Lingxi with a slight mockery.
Lingxi smiled slightly and said, "No, it's not that you can eat, but you're greedy!" Then she glanced at Qianyu, and then looked at the shopkeeper.
"I'll go, I'll come again!, don't!" Qianyu's face changed, and he stretched out his hand to refuse.
"Well, yes, and I'm here to help Liyin, so are you going to stop me from teaching her how to know humans?" or are you an undercover agent for humans!" Lingxi squinted his eyes and looked at Thousand Feathers threateningly.
As soon as Li Yin heard this, she immediately looked at Qian Yu with a gloomy face, although she didn't know what Lingxi wanted to do, but when she heard that Lingxi was to tell her how greedy humans are, she immediately became interested.
Qian Yu only felt a chill in the vest that Lingxi and Liyin looked at, and God knows what this Hell Queen would do, so she cried and nodded.
Mo Forget, who was on the side, looked at a few people with a blank face, and asked quietly: "Lingxi, what are you going to do? After eating, let's give the money and leave, right?"
"Give, give, give, give to your sister!" As she spoke, she grabbed Mo Wang's hand, and then shouted at Qianyu: "Run!"
Qian Yu bit her lip, her face turned red with shame, and then she instantly grabbed Liyin's hand on the side and jumped out like the wind.
"Guest ......" Xiao Er was stunned at the time, and the 'official, a total of ten taels of silver has not yet been spoken', he felt a gust of wind blowing in front of him, and then rolled up the leftovers on the table, the last bowl was buckled on his face, and a noodle just hung down on his mouth.
The other diners in the restaurant only felt a gust of wind blowing in front of them, and then several figures flashed in front of them, and then they heard Xiao Er's heart-rending shout: "Damn, come back to me, you poor people!"
The shopkeeper's face was also gloomy, and then he made a face, and then he saw the other guys in the store, so they all stood by the door to prevent others from eating rice, and at this time, Li Xiaohua, who was penniless, walked in with Yunhe.
"W-what is this?" asked Li Yin as she looked at the panting Lingxi.
"This, this is greed, I want to eat but I don't want to give money!" Lingxi put one hand on Mo Wang's shoulder, gasping for breath, and explained to Li Yin.
"This is the last time!" Qian Yu warned Lingxi, as if this was not the first time that the two of them had eaten without paying.
"En, I know! Little Qianyu is the best, Mo Da!" Lingxi winked at Qianyu and sold a cute.
"Do you understand? When the time comes, you can go back and sue your men, and take advantage of the weakness of human greed when fighting humans. Lingxi looked at Li Yin and asked.
Li Yin shook her head decisively, she understood what a ghost! What is this! It's a shame to say it!
"Why are you so stupid! I'll review it for you!" Lingxi said after straightening her dress, then putting on black-rimmed glasses and holding a whip in her hand. (Don't ask me where I got these from, ignore these details)
"From the beginning of entering the store, I used a total of the following techniques to achieve my goals, first bluffing!" Lingxi said, holding off his glasses.
"Boss, serve me the best wine and food! A whole table! This sentence is obviously pretended, the purpose is to prove from the momentum that the old lady is a rich man!"
"Subsequently, although I ordered, but I didn't look at the shopkeeper at a glance! This is to reflect my coldness, to show that I don't disdain to look at him, and you look at the shopkeeper, not only is not angry, but more enthusiastic service, this is because he agrees with my rich identity, hopes to serve me well, maybe serve me well, I will give him a reward!"
"Finally, and most importantly, why do I dare to run? Because I am confident, even if I am stopped, I am not afraid of being beaten, after all, there are you, and my strong husband!"
Lingxi finally ended the explanation with a flying kiss to Mo Forget.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that the last one is called Dog Fight! Humans are like this!" "Hey, why don't you think there's anything wrong!" "I'm really a dog!"
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