December 4, 1982

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That day, he looked and saw a pair of dogs and a man.

Last year (1981), my four brothers went to my cousin's house to pay New Year's greetings, and I was also 14 years old. On the way, he said the reason for his bad luck.

That's because something disgraceful happened, and if the other party doesn't give it a 'red call', whoever runs into it will be unlucky.

"Remember the bed in the back gutter behind the storage room?"

Of course, I remember that the most prosperous place I had the pleasure of going with the adults when I wore the open pants was the storage room halfway up the mountain.

We always like to hide under the bed when we play hide and seek, and once I hid in the bed and slept soundly without being found by my friends.

"Don't you wonder why there is a bed there, the keeper of the storage room never spends the night there, and besides, there is nothing behind the room, what is the bed guarding? ”

Jinwa can ask this. It shows that he is still very smart, and a real fool will not think about this.

"We didn't think about it. "The bed is for people to sleep in, what else can it do?

"I stood on that bed, marked high urine, and the farthest mark was over the cliff. My brother said.

"At most, you can put a book and read a book. I said

"And did you leave a book on that bed?"

"Of course I let it go! A few times I borrowed a comic strip, and I was afraid that someone would rob it, so I went to that bed to see it. ”

"Then you're sticking to the mold, too. ”

"Impossible!"

"Yueping, don't shout, listen to me, I once saw the dog's crotch on that bed, which made me fall into eight lifetimes of mold, and I couldn't study anymore. You're still reading on that bed, and I won't believe me if you're stupid if you don't play books. ”

Jinwa is stupid to death in learning, but he is not stupid.

His shrewdness has developed in other directions, mainly in some selfish distractions.

You know, he also has a Y name called 'elf ghost', and he is also a variety of goods, some female celebrities, knitting wool, and repairing houses, which girls will do, he just knows.

He spent his days hanging out with girls, and he got another nickname, 'Fake Girl'.

He also has another derivative Y name, 'Hanging Neck', but he himself says that he is an unlucky ghost.

The origin of the 'hanging neck' has already been mentioned. He said that since he was "unlucky", his studies have been worse.

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The deepest impression of Jinwa to me is to carry a basket and weave it back, with a firewood chop in one hand and a knife in the other, to pick firewood. He is on the firewood slope where people have less activities, such as my family, cutting fresh jumbas, trees, massannes and other things, and then picking up "dry firewood" a few days later.

It is not difficult to pick firewood, as long as it is insidious enough, whether it is shaken or cut, as long as no one sees it with their own eyes. It is also appropriate to carry a big back and a small back to the home.

Jinwa can even think of these things, how stupid will he be to do it? There is nothing wrong with adults calling him 'elf ghost'.

It is because he wants people to be invisible, so he loves some unexpected backgrounds, so he sees unclean things and becomes an unlucky ghost.

He said that eight years ago, at dusk, he went to the cliff slope behind the storage room to pick up "dry firewood", and before he started, he habitually observed his surroundings, and he also knew that what he was doing was wrong, and no one knew that it was the best.

That's what I saw, and I saw the dog man and woman.

As soon as he saw someone, Jinwa, who was only eleven years old, was still a coward, and he hurriedly hid behind a clump of big balin, not daring to make a noise.

The man is a party member, a big cadre of the team committee, and the woman is Xu Xiaozi's wife, nicknamed "Shewan'er" of "Cow Scum". What is a "bowl"? It's a rotten thing that can't even be scooped up with a scoop.

Both are celebrities on the team, and they are both tall and can be seen at a glance.

One of them snuck into the back gutter of the storage room from the east and the other from the west.

The back gutter is a strange thing, very long, the entrance at both ends is very narrow, only allowing one person to drill, but the middle is very loose, enough for two large tractors in parallel, the bed we all have the impression of, placed under the eaves there, there is no mosquito net or quilt on the bed, but everything else is available, and it is not very dirty.

The bed is indeed very hidden, with walls on three sides, a tiled house overhead, and a cliff cavity in front of it, not to mention, only on the half-cliff slope where Jinwa is located, can enjoy the scenery there.

Although they were walking separately, they were like prisoners being escorted, both of them bent over, their heads bowed, and they were still in trouble, as if they were being criticized for doing something wrong.

They met at the bed, and the position was wide enough for them to perform.

Jinwa couldn't hear what the two said, only to see that the man circled around the woman twice, and the woman also circled around the cadre twice, just like a drafting, to sniff the smell first.

The two turned around twice and then turned together, pulling and pulling, pulling off the human skin, and turning into a white dog and a yellow dog.

It's really a matter of dog drafting, the female dog turns over the nest, the male dog turns the house, the female dog ** tail, the male dog crawls on the back, crawls on the edge of the bed for a while, and then rolls to the bed, and the crotch to the crotch starts to make a fire!

Those unbearable have already been seen, fortunately, Jinwa is still so far away, and the unbearable is not in the ears, and it is not a musty item.

"I don't want to believe it! bragging, it's so appropriate, this kind of hook and hemp soup thing happened to you. Brother Jiang didn't believe his brother's words. Also, his words have never been very reliable, just because he is a 'elf ghost'.

"You don't believe it, you don't have to believe it. "His two brothers are pigs that cannot be locked up in a pen, the elder brother is thin and old and not serious, and if he can't use force, he loves to hurt people; the younger brother is tall and tall, and he will not obey his brother's control at the first opportunity. It's about to be topped.

"This is going to go to the house. My brother said lightly. They were silent together.

Before she walked out of Shizhang, Jinwa couldn't help but reminisce: "Hey, don't say it, that cow scum can't be seen with too much sun on his face, and he is so white and clean when he is stripped naked, it's almost like Yueping." ”

"Bah, don't compare me to that. ”

"People are rotten, rotten and really beautiful. ”

"It's like a dog with a crotch and a pig breeding. ”

"It's pretty much the same, but it's still a little different. ”

Alas, this brocade baby, no one sealed his mouth, he just wanted to say.

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A few days later, when the winter sun was warm and the team was turning over the grain seeds, Jinwa and I happened to go to the storage room, and the two men and women (this was already six or seven years after Jinwa witnessed it) were carrying a basket of grain, and Jinwa pointed and intercepted it, telling me to see, it was them.

The future mayor's mother, Aunt Tian, gave a fierce look, which meant a lot.

- Ha, such a brocade baby!