"Poof! ha!"

"Every family has a mother-in-law?

"666, this sentence is a good image! If there is this kind of treatment, I especially want to be the head of the township, even if it is a deputy! Where is the civil servant examination office? Just rush to the four words 'enter the cave room every day', I will apply for the civil service examination!"

"Go together, go together! Lao Tzu is more than thirty years old and has no object, you look at others, be a groom every day! This is called the day, Lao Tzu is accompanied by five girls every day, it is really desolate!"

"You're okay, Lao Tzu was originally a fifth girl, but some time ago he broke a finger and became a fourth girl, damn it, is there anything worse than me?"

"Aha, I don't accept the wall, my uncle obeys you!"

When the audience on the live broadcast heard Guo Dalu say the sentence "Every family has a mother-in-law", they all laughed and deeply felt the lethality of Guo Dalu's words.

If this statement is confirmed, Fan Zhihong will be sentenced to a heavy sentence even if he is not shot.

Even if it is fake, but after the spread of Guo Dalu's cross talk, under the surging words, the relevant departments will inevitably investigate and find out. No matter from any point of view, as long as Guo Dalu's cross talk comes out, Fan Zhihong will inevitably be talked about, and this reputation can't be said to be stinky.

Guo Dalu's cross talk on the stage continued, but the more Wang Yuhe and others listened to it on the stage, the more unpleasant it became, their faces became more and more ugly, and they wanted to withdraw and leave, but they were afraid that others would laugh at them, and the impact would not be good. But every time Guo Dalu said a word on stage, it was equivalent to a slap in the face, and after a few words, his face was swollen.

Being slapped in the face in public, and having to pretend to be casual and listen to it in the audience, this kind of taste is really uncomfortable.

On stage, Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi's performances continued.

Tian Zhongchi: "Good guy, I have to know this township chief!"

Guo Dalu: "You can't get to know each other in the past two days. ”

Tian Zhongchi: "Why?"

Guo Dalu: "Two days ago, I molested a woman from a good family, and I was beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, and now I am lying in the hospital!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey! Still molesting women from good families? I can't give in if I am killed! Can such a person be the head of the township? No one cares?"

Guo Dalu: "No one took care of it before, but after we finish talking about it, it is estimated that someone will take care of it!"

After saying this, many audiences in the audience burst into laughter and applause.

The live broadcast platform is also crazy to swipe the screen.

", what Guo Ye said is true! Isn't the investigation team already going to Wotou County now?"

"Nima, the direction of this paragraph is too clear! I think Guo Ye simply shouldn't be vague, and directly name Fan Zhihong!"

"What I'm concerned about now is that the leaders of Wotou County are not at the scene now, what kind of reaction will they have after listening to Guo Ye's joke, hehe......"

"Damn, don't swipe the screen, delay Lao Tzu to watch the live broadcast!"

Zhao Changsheng, the head of the temporary troupe, wiped his sweat while listening to the cross talk, and said to Gu Chengjiang beside him: "Teacher Gu, this kid on Dalu said this, isn't the strength too heavy? This is not only offending the people of Wotou County, but also the people in the entire Chinese system have been offended by him!"

At this time, Gu Chengjiang had already come out of the hospital, but this old man had a lot of eyes, and he came out, but he didn't come out in good health, but he came out in a wheelchair in the hospital, according to his meaning, "Although I am not healthy now, since the performance team has performed, as one of them, I must go to the scene to watch, and then go back to the hospital to lie down after watching it!"

Who dares to offend him now, the old man said so, and the nurses of the hospital pushed him to the scene to meet the old man's request.

Now he was sitting with Zhao Changsheng, and after listening to Zhao Changsheng's words, Gu Chengjiang snorted: "That's what you should say! This kid is right, if I want to be able to go on stage, I will say the same!"

Zhao Changsheng smiled bitterly: "The gun shoots the first bird, if he wants to bombard people like this, it will be difficult to mix in the industry in the future, that person likes to be covered with thorns?"

Gu Chengjiang said: "It's hard to mix? How can it be difficult to mix? Just rush to the fame of this kid on Dalu, even if he is not in the country, people can still live a prosperous life! I see, this kid dares to tell the truth, to tell the truth, he is exactly the person our country needs the most, and there may not be anyone who dares to trouble him." ”

The two muttered offstage for a long time, and the cross talk between Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi on the stage had come to an end.

Tian Zhongchi: "You, you used to make friends with wine and meat, and they would come over if you had food and drink, but now that you have an accident, they will naturally not come." ”

Guo Dalu: "Wine and meat friends? Not necessarily! I have a good friend in the bank, and when people heard that I had an accident, they rushed to me!"

Tian Zhongchi: "I've come to visit you?"

Guo Dalu: "Come and ask for the account!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Are you looking for someone to borrow money?"

Guo Dalu strenuously denied: "Borrowed money, didn't borrow!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Then what are you?"

Guo Dalu: "I'm a loan!"

Tian Zhongchi: "That's borrowing money!" Say, how much did you borrow?"

Guo Dalu's face was light, and he waved his palm: "Not much, just a little!"

Tian Zhongchi: "How much?"

Guo Dalu: "It's only 30 million." ”

Tian Zhongchi's voice rose suddenly, "More...... How much?"

Guo Dalu was taken aback, "Three...... Thirty million, you scared me!"

Tian Zhongchi gritted his teeth, stretched out three fingers and gestured: "You borrowed 30 million from someone?!"

Guo Dalu's face was inexplicable, "You just talk, what kind of teeth are you gritting?"

Tian Zhongchi: "Aren't I afraid that you won't be able to do it?"

Guo Dalu: "You're worried!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Huh, what?"

Guo Dalu: "I don't plan to pay it back!"

Tian Zhongchi looked curious: "If you don't pay it back, people come to you, what should you do?"

He said to Tian Zhongchi: "These tens of millions are nothing! Look at the real estate dealers, which one is not more than a billion or billions of loans? I don't deserve this amount of money to carry shoes for others! People should have so much money in the bank, but they still live a good life? My little money is not money at all!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Then you have to pay back!"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Why should I pay it back? They should not pay it back so much, why should I pay back this money? I told the people in the bank, if you don't have any money, you will die! If you really force me, I will jump off the building and die!"

Guo Dalu glanced at Tian Zhongchi like a fool, "Who committed suicide? Who committed suicide? I'm scaring them! I'm going to die, the little secretary will give it to you?"

Tian Zhongchi: "Don't mind, I don't dare to ask for it!"

Guo Dalu: "When I say I'm going to die, they're all scared!" They all advised me, don't get excited, don't get excited, let's talk about the accounting problem another day, you must not die!"

Guo Dalu looked at Tian Zhongchi with a smug face: "See? At this time, this reflects the value of my life!"

Tian Zhongchi: "That's it?"

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"This pit king eight, a few deaths, still don't delay me to drink!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Are you still drinking?"

Guo Dalu: "The world is big, and drinking is the biggest!"

Tian Zhongchi: "You want to compose a poem, I want to listen to it!"

Guo Dalu: "The loan is 30 million, and the interest is not counted!"

Tian Zhongchi snorted, "Ouch, it's not interest!"

Guo Dalu: "I'll spend it when I get it, and it's not enough to spend it!" You asked me to pay it back, but I said I didn't have any money. The police dare not arrest, and the court does not dare to sentence!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey, look at what you can!"

Guo Dalu shook his head and continued to compose poems: "I really want to pay back the money, unless I borrow another 50 million!"

After this last burden is shaken out, this cross talk is over.

Wow!

The applause from the audience rang out, and the audience was about to slap red!

At this time, in addition to a group of netizens, the people watching the live broadcast were also members of the investigation team from Kyoto, who were also watching Guo Dalu's cross talk.

The higher-ups attached so much importance to the affairs of Wotou County, and they naturally did not dare to slack off as members of the investigation team. Everyone knows that Wang Xiaolu's arrest is just an introduction, and the problems revealed behind this incident are the reasons why the superiors really pay attention to it.

In line with the attitude of not letting go of any clues, this time Guo Dalu performed a show in Wotou County, and the members of the investigation team were idle on the road, and they all watched the live broadcast.

After watching Guo Dalu's cross talk, Wang Dan of the investigation team smiled from ear to ear and looked at the team leader Xu Zhengyang, "Boss, do you say that the problem of Guo Ye's cross talk is also common in Wotou County?"

Xu Zhengyang glared at Wang Dan, "Be serious! Guo Dalu is Guo Dalu, why is Guo Ye not Guo Ye?"

Wang Dan stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to speak.

Xu Zhengyang said with a smile: "However, what Guo Dalu said can also be used as a reference, after all, there is no wind and no waves, Guo Dalu is actually very strict in speaking and doing things, you should not be confused by his usual grinning appearance, this person is very remarkable! A person who can write so much and direct so many works, how can he be a simple rough person? Don't forget his other identity, he is a rare gold medal in the whole of China." ”

He said to a group of colleagues in the car: "Guo Dalu's cross talk means something, maybe it is really aimed at some problems, and after we get to the place, we can also use what he said as a breakthrough point!"

When Xu Zhengyang said this, his expression turned serious, "Comrades, judging from all indications, there should be a big problem in Wotou County. As far as we are concerned, this is a war! Everyone must be prepared to attack tough positions, and we must not be careless!"

He raised his eyes and looked into the distance, his gaze seemed to penetrate the green mountains in front of him, and fell into Wotou County, and said softly: "I am becoming more and more curious about Guo Dalu, what kind of confidence makes him so bold?"