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Ximenyu continued: "The two women walked up to the Mandarin Duck Pond, and suddenly spring, the light was exhausted ....... ”
The audience's blood surged, and their faces became redder and redder.
The two concubines were chasing and laughing by the mandarin duck pool, the holy woman on her chest rose and fell, trembling up and down, and the two pieces below were ....... ”
"Poof....... Everyone couldn't help but squirt out the tea in their mouths, and this was also said, no matter how explicit Li Bo was, he didn't say it.
Ximenyu smiled, I can't stand it?
Although everyone was surprised by Ximenyu's boldness, no one objected to continuing to speak, so Ximenyu began to speak again: "That Li Yuma, who is not a righteous gentleman, immediately rushed forward. Grab one of the two concubines in each hand, one, one......
"A slippery hand, stop him from touching down?"
"No, a milk rabbit. ”
"Whoa....... The crowd was in an uproar, this was really a bold attempt, whether old or young, drooling, blushing, I really hated that I didn't pounce on it.
"The two concubines were shocked, and when they saw that it was Li Juma, they shouted, 'Bold Li Juma, don't you know that this is a harem?'. ”
One of the listeners asked, "Shouldn't the pony be frightened and walk away when he hears it?"
Ximenyu then said: "Li Yuma heard that it was a harem, but he didn't have the slightest fear, how could the boiled duck fly, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled and said: 'You can't escape from the palm of my hand today! ”
"Hey, hey, hey. A burst of lewd laughter sounded from the top floor, and the listeners' palms were sweating, and they were even more nervous and excited than Li Yuma.
"How could two weak women be Li Juma's opponents, Li Juma pushed the two of them to, and then ............. ”
Now it's Li Bo's turn to ask, stinky boy, defile the concubine, see if you will be connected to the nine clans, Li Bo said angrily: "It's time to be beheaded after that." ”
As soon as he heard Li Bo say, someone in his temperament immediately shouted: "I'd rather die for the flowers, and be a ghost than be romantic." ”
Ximen Yu hurriedly shook his head and said loudly: "No, no, after the incident, Li Juma instructed the two concubines: 'Guifei, I was really embarrassed just now, I was out of control for a while, you know this matter, and God knows, don't say it, otherwise, I will be executed, but you two will either be beheaded or sent to the cold palace'." After the instructions, Li Fuma did not linger any longer, turned around and left, but heard the two concubines behind him shouting at the same time: "Will the concubine still come?" ”
"This ...... Everyone was dumbfounded, and after a moment, they all laughed.
"It's a shameless, despicable, nasty story, but I love it, hahaha. ”
"Childe, tell us a story in the future, I am willing to give a silver coin every day. ”
The audience asked Ximenyu to tell everyone a story, and the story told by Ximenyu was much better.
Ximen Yuha said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm not in this business, today is just an accident, and Li Bo will tell you stories in the future." ”
Everyone felt very sorry.
Ximen Yu didn't come here to mess around, he just wanted to see if Li Bo had anything unusual today, so he came here so boringly.
However, until now, Ximenyu did not see any abnormality in Li Bo.
Damn, what a wasted morning.
At noon, Ximenyu and Li Bo returned home.
Qin Qing is buying shoes, she is buying shoes every day, then selling them, and then changing them for rice to eat, and her life is very hard.
Ximen Yu couldn't understand what kind of song this was singing, why Qin Qing would live such a hard life here, she would never have nothing to eat on the earth.
Li Bo was a little strange, when he came back at this time, Jun Ran was already cooking lunch, but today, Jun Ran was still taking shoes and didn't go to make lunch.
Li Bo walked to the kitchen and opened the rice bowl.
It turns out that the rice cylinder is every meter.
"Xiao Ran, alas, you don't say anything about every meter. Li Bo sighed deeply.
Jun Ran hurriedly said: "Li Bo, wait a little longer, my shoes will be ready immediately, I will take them and sell them first after I finish making them, and buy some rice first." These days...... The rice is consumed a bit quickly, so don't worry, I'll be fine in no time. ”
"Uh!" Ximenyu was stunned, the rice has been consumed relatively quickly in the past few days, isn't it because Ximenyu is here?
"Alas, how can you be so poor, Qin Qing, Qin Qing, who is this Jun Ran? Why is she living such a poor life here, but she has an immortal weapon in her hand, what kind of trouble is this. ”
Ximenyu has no money on him, and now they all regard Ximenyu as an ordinary person, and Ximenyu is not good at using mental power to hypnotize the rich man and get a lot of money back.
Ximenyu said: "Otherwise, I won't eat at noon, and I will eat lunch and dinner together." Uncle Li, let's go, let's go to the restaurant now, and I'll talk about books in the afternoon. ”
"Good!" Lieber nodded.
Jun Ran looked at Ximenyu and Li Bo apologetically, she blamed herself for not being able to let everyone eat on time.
Ximen Yu and Li Bo went out again.
Ximenyu sighed and said: "What does this slum life have to do with me, why do I not want to leave now? I can completely hypnotize a rich man, no matter how much money I have, how can I still go to tell books to make money." ”
"No, I can't forget what I am, even if it causes Qin Qing's appearance and disturbs me, my main purpose is still to find a way to get a woman with a famous scripture, I want to strengthen a woman with a famous scripture, I want to upgrade. What does Qin Qing's Junran have to do with me here, it's so messy. ”
Thinking about it, I arrived at the restaurant.
There are still many people drinking tea in the restaurant.
Ximen Yu stepped up to the pulpit.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon, I will tell you a story called 'I Defend an Empty City'"
So, Ximen Yu started from scratch the novel he had written and described it in detail and briefly.
Sure enough, Ximenyu's language affinity was very strong, and he quickly attracted everyone.
It wasn't until six o'clock in the evening that Ximenyu finally finished the whole content of his book and received supreme applause.
Ximenyu said loudly: "Everyone has a conscience, if you think it's good, give a little reward, don't hide it, my family can't open the pot, otherwise I will go out in person." ”
Hundreds of listeners are willing to pay for it, and those who come here to listen to books so leisurely are rich people.
Soon, Ximenyu got more than thirty gold coins, which is equivalent to the income of ordinary people for three years.
Ximen Yu took thirty gold coins and gave them to Qin Qing.
"Xiaoqing, although I don't know if you are you, anyway, I will assume that you are Xiaoqing, this is the money I earned back to you this afternoon, you can keep it!"
Li Bo immediately said how powerful the story made up by Ximen Yu was, Qin Qing was very happy to see so much money, and he had a faint feeling for Ximen Yu in his heart, remembering what Li Bo said before, find a man who could take care of her for her, thinking about it, his face blushed.