As mentioned in the previous chapter, Ximenyu wanted to go out with Li Bo to see if there was any problem with this Li Bo, and maybe there was anything strange about Li Bo, so he followed Li Bo early in the morning, saying that he was going to the restaurant with him to tell stories.

It was such an early morning, but there were already a lot of pedestrians on the street, and the shouting and shouting continued. Ximenyu and Li Bo walked on the street, Ximenyu was very curious to look east and west, the companions of the people here are a bit similar to ancient women, and from time to time curiously glance at the woman's chest. Li Bo shook his head, and when he saw Ximenyu's appearance, he couldn't help but recall his youth, and sighed: "Generations of young people are the same." ”

"Uncle Li, where are you talking about books?" asked Ximenyu.

Li Bo pointed to a restaurant in front of him and said, "Drunken Township Building!"

Drunken Township Building is thirteen floors high, there will never be less people in and out, although it is only the morning, many tables upstairs and downstairs have been filled, the top floor does not receive diners, that is a tea house, so there are many people on the top floor all day and night, there are people who go in for a long time and may not see him come out, tea tasting, leisure, entertainment, chatting, listening to books, this is the main activity content of the top floor regulars. Li Bo smiled with satisfaction, there are many people, and the reward will be more. led Ximen Yu into the drunken country building.

Ximenyu was completely relaxed today, and he wanted to explode his brain for Qin Qing's abnormality a few days ago, so he should indeed adjust it in a timely manner.

The shopkeeper was obviously very familiar with Li Bo, and dared to speak directly in front of Li Bo, and as soon as they met, he smiled and said loudly: "Old man Li, come to read the book! This time I have to change to a fresh one, otherwise I will get tired of hearing it! Either 'Wang Dingshan teases the little osmanthus' or 'The Blue Cat Taotao Worship Hall', or 'Li Juma drunk mandarin duck pond', every day these paragraphs are exchanged and exchanged, and sooner or later your audience will run out of ......." ”

Hit by someone's sore spot, Li Bo said impatiently: "Okay! Why don't you tell you something nice, have you ever given money?" Li Bo took Ximenyu upstairs, leaving Xiao Er with a bored face, muttering: "I, didn't I serve you tea." ”

When going up the stairs, Ximenyu asked, "Li Bo, why are you talking about these paragraphs?" ”

Li Bo said angrily: "You think it's so easy to make up a story! I've tried my best to meet everyone's taste." ”

Ximen Yu thought so, 'Wang Dingshan teased the little osmanthus, and the blue cat Tao Tao Tao Cave House', it turned out that Hua Yu Xingren also liked the books of the Merry Stallion, perhaps, for Li Bo and them, it was equivalent to being an Internet writer in Huaxia. It's just that they say with their mouths, and the Earth Network writers publish on the network.

On the top floor, there were old guests who recognized Li Bo, but they didn't come forward to say hello, hoping that Li Bo would bring something fresh today, maybe many people have been disappointed, and they didn't look at Li Bo and drank tea by themselves.

Ximenyu found a corner and sat down, anyway, Ximenyu followed this Li Bo all day today.

Sure enough, Li Bo walked up to the storytelling altar that belonged to him every day, touched the two bamboo boards in his right hand a few times rhythmically, and began to talk about books.

"Today I will talk about a paragraph of 'Li Horse Drunk Mandarin Duck Pond', as soon as I heard the words 'Li Horse', many people sighed.

“…… Li Juma was drunk and drunk, and accidentally entered the Mandarin Duck Pond, seeing two women laughing in the pool, Li Juma hurriedly hid aside, the two women didn't seem to see Li Juma, entertained themselves, a woman laughed coquettishly, grabbed another woman's earlobe with her jade hand, and slowly touched it down!" Li Bo's voice is colorful, and at the same time his hands are compared to the action of stroking, although this story has been told n times, but many people are attracted by Li Bo's action sound, this kind of story with a bit of yellow jokes, some people will still breathe more intensively, looking forward to talking.

"The woman touched and touched, and touched, from the earlobe to the neck, and from the neck to the ....... The old and young perverts listened intently, as if the person who touched it was them, and Li Bo was very good at whetting people's appetites, and stopped abruptly at the critical moment.

"The woman suddenly touched one, one, one ....... ”

At this moment, many people can't help but ask, "What's the one, you should say it quickly." ”

A slippery hand stopped her from reaching down. ”

"Hey, what a hand!" everyone sighed in disappointment, and at this time they all hoped that Li Bo would say. touched the woman's room, but unfortunately, the reality is cruel.

Li Bo continued: "The other woman said angrily: 'Sister, why are you talking nonsense!' Look at how I fix you, the two of them twisted together with laughter, and Li Juma looked at it with a big heart, and slowly walked up to ....... ”

Everyone looked nervous, looking forward to the next wonderful scene, and Li Bo's victory aroused everyone's desire to listen to it.

"Li Yuma drank so much that he touched a woman's back, and immediately ......"

"How. ”

Suddenly feeling that the skin was as slippery as silk, the woman was shocked, turned around, saw that it was Li Juma, and shouted: "Li Juma doesn't know if this is a harem?" ”

"And then?"

"Then Li Juma walked away, okay, 'Li Juma Drunk Mandarin Duck Pool' is over. ”

"This is also called a drunken mandarin duck pool?" Ximen Yu smiled and bent over, and walked away before the play was played.

If Li Bo is an Internet writer, he must be a writer who fights the streets, too unlevel.

Ximenyu decided to process this story, although Li Bo told it vividly, but he still didn't dare to say it at every critical moment.

Ximenyu stepped up to the pulpit and shouted to the many listeners below: "Hello everyone, I am Li Bo's master, and I will tell you a passage of a book called 'Li Juma is rebellious, and the two noble concubines in the pool are wrong'." ”

Hearing that it was Li Bo's master, it caused a lot of sensation, Li Bo stood up and explained: "That's right, he is my master, everyone listen to my master tell you a story!" He wanted to hear what story Ximen Yu would tell.

Li Bodu said it so well, then his master .......

Everyone immediately shouted, sat upright, and waited curiously to listen to Ximenyu's story.

Ximenyu used to write online novels, and he was of a very high level.

Ximenyu adjusted his voice and said in a loud voice: "Li Yuma, I was drunk that day and strayed into the mandarin duck pool in the harem." Seeing two women bathing in the pool, the two sometimes splashed water, sometimes laughed. Seeing that it was so springy and sexy, where did he suffer it, Li Yuma secretly stripped off his clothes behind the rockery. ”

"Wow!" the audience below gasped, and everyone was attracted, which was much more appealing than Lieber said.

Li Bo is secretly sweating, this kid has taken off his clothes, and he is not afraid that the protagonist will be beheaded.