Deidara whistled and threw a purse in her hand, bulging inside, and you could tell a lot of money at a glance.

When he returned to the line, the jaw of the guest who had been in front of him dropped in surprise.

"Why are you okay?"

The corners of Deidara's mouth curled into a playful smile, "What's the matter with me? blame them for being too warm and hospitable!"

Hospitality?

The guest looked confused and dazed, and didn't know what to say, so he could only smile awkwardly.

After all, he had the impression that those ruffians were not hospitable.

However, from Deidara's words, this benevolent brother also understood that the harmless young man in front of him was actually a hidden master, which made those ruffians and gangsters fall into bad luck.

If he knew that those people were not only unlucky, but also caused an entire alley to be destroyed, I don't know what kind of expression they would have?

Of course.

Deidara was so unscrupulous in engaging in explosive art in Konoha Village, which soon attracted the investigation of the shadows.

These shadows are worthy of being good at tracking and investigating, even if most of the traces were covered up by the explosion of Deidara, they still followed the clues and searched all the way to the door of Yang Ming's shop.

A ninja dressed in the shadows, landed on an eaves, pointed to Deidara who stepped into Yang Ming's shop, and said to his companions:

"Head, look, isn't that S-class traitorous Deidara?"

The dark ninja called the head stared at it and was stunned.

"It's really him!"

"It seems that he caused the big explosion just now!"

"Head!" the little brother asked eagerly, "Then what are we waiting for, hurry down and arrest someone!"

"Eh, don't worry!" the dark part, which was called the head, grabbed the little brother and calmly analyzed: "The place where Deidara entered, it was Yang Ming's shop, and it was a terrifying area of the Longtan Tiger's Den, and it was not something that we ordinary dark men could provoke. ”

"Then what should we do? we can't just watch the prisoners go unpunished, right?" asked the younger brother.

The head nodded, and muttered for a moment, "Quick, we'll pass the news to Hokage-sama, and she'll decide." ”

"But......" The younger brother said with a hint of crying and laughing, "Hokage-sama is still in Yang Ming's shop at this time of day, according to the usual practice. ”

Head: "......"

They all have an urge to vomit blood!

When encountering this kind of unreliable Hokage-sama, they are also drunk!

Deidara, on the other hand.

"Oh, is this Yang Ming's shop, it doesn't look like there's anything special, it's better to blow it up. ”

Deidara looked around, not yet commenting on the slightest scruples.

Seeing this, all of a sudden, several eyes came towards Deidara from different directions, like a beast in the wilderness, which was surprising.

The ghost shark's sweeping posture froze suddenly, and he suddenly raised his head, looking at Deidara with a cruel look in his eyes.

Standing at the door like a sculpture, he silently put his hand on the beheading knife.

Just after delivering the takeaway, the Uchiha Itachi, who walked in from outside, heard Deidara's words, and suddenly stopped, and a trace of scarlet light flashed in his eyes.

Three people, three directions, as if nine heavens and ten earths could be shattered, all looked towards Deidara, bringing him pressure like a mountain.

Feeling the terrifying momentum that was higher than the wave, it suddenly pressed on his shoulder, Deidara instantly broke out in a cold sweat, and waved his hand awkwardly:

"Ahh

Seeing the ghost shark wearing an Ultraman costume, pulling out the shark muscles with a brush, revealing a fierce and vicious expression, Deidara was speechless!

Didn't I just squirt a sentence!

Why are you so serious!

This place is horrible!

Deidara admitted his mistake in time, led by Uchiha Itachi, nodded, and whispered, "Don't make trouble." ”

Then, he raised his hand high and lowered it gently, causing Deidara to panic in vain, thinking that he was going to single-handedly pick out the three of them.

But then again, with a strong lineup like Uchiha Itachi, who would dare to be presumptuous!

Deidara is about to cry, there is wood!

After a false alarm, Deidara learned to be obedient and no longer dared to speak wildly.

Deidara understands a truth, in Yang Ming's shop, even if it is a dragon, it has to be coiled, and if it is a tiger, it has to lie down, or be an honest person and eat quietly!

Deidara looked around, her gaze condensed, and suddenly focused on the scorpion's body.

"Big Brother Scorpion is still there!"

Deidara was overjoyed and walked towards the scorpion table.

It just so happened that Asma on the other side of the scorpion had already eaten enough, making room for Deidara.

The scorpion was eating coolly, and when he looked up by chance, he saw an old acquaintance and was suddenly surprised.

"Deidara, why are you here?"

"Didn't I order you a takeout?"

"Alas, don't mention it!" Deidara looked gloomy, as if someone else owed him a lot of debt, "Big brother Scorpion, all the takeout you ordered for me was taken away by that bastard of Orochimaru!"

Deidara's words are clearly true and false.

He automatically ignored the two takeaways he ate.

Originally, in Deidara's opinion, Big Brother Scorpion should have been upset with him.

But who knows......

"Oh!"

With such a simple and clear sound, the scorpion completely dispelled Deidara, making him want to pour out the bitter water in his stomach, and swallowed it stiffly, not to mention how uncomfortable it was!

Seeing that the scorpion was immersed in hard work, except for an oh word, there was no more appearance, and Deidara suddenly became anxious.

"Brother Scorpion, you just don't care about it?"

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Three seconds passed.

Except for the sound of sucking and sucking and eating noodles, there was no reply from any scorpion, as if Deidara was a transparent person.

Deidara is so embarrassed.

Could it be that I'm not even as good as a bowl of noodles?

What about being angels for a lifetime?

How can the boat of friendship capsize?

Deidara is in a hurry, he is still waiting for the scorpion's conscience to be relieved and sponsor him a little money to eat!

Because Deidara opened his wallet and found that the money he had stolen from the ruffians could only make him order an ice cream at most.

These days, there is really no way to make money when you are a ruffian!

"Brother Scorpion, you are saying a fair word!"

The scorpion was probably impatient with Deidara's argument, and raised his head suddenly, "If you want money, you want to die." ”

"No, Big Scorpion, you see I'm such a person!" said Deidara with an embarrassed expression.

The scorpion looked at Deidara very seriously for three seconds, as if he was speaking a truth.

"That's the kind of person you are. ”

Scorpion: "......"

So what do I take for dinner???