Chapter 670: Deidara: I can't afford to provoke it

Because Deidara opened his wallet and found that the money he had stolen from the ruffians could only make him order an ice cream at most.

These days, there is really no way to make money when you are a ruffian!

"Brother Scorpion, you are saying a fair word!"

The scorpion was probably impatient with Deidara's argument, and raised his head suddenly, "If you want money, you want to die." ”

"No, Big Scorpion, you see I'm such a person!" said Deidara with an embarrassed expression.

The scorpion looked at Deidara very seriously for three seconds, as if he was speaking a truth.

"That's the kind of person you are. ”

Scorpion: "......"

So what do I take for dinner???

If you haven't eaten Yang Ming's cooking, Deidara generally regards eating as a dispensable leisure activity, and it is far better to devote time and energy to studying art.

But......

Yang Ming's cooking is so different, it is equivalent to opening a new door for Deidara!

It turns out that an explosion can be art, eternity can also be art, explosion and eternity, and even more so, they can coexist together and harmonize with each other!

It can be said that in the eyes of Deidara, Yang Ming's cooking is no longer a simple dish, it contains the ultimate pursuit of human art and deep wisdom!

Yang Ming said, you really think too much.

Deidara was gluttonous and was about to cry as she watched the scorpion bury her head in eating ramen.

"Brother Scorpion, for the sake of our friendship for so many years, you can help me!"

The scorpion rolled its eyes, glanced at Deidara in disgust, and waved its hand like a fly.

"Go, go, don't disturb me eating!"

If you want to say that Deidara has a desire for Yang Ming's cooking, the scorpion is not inferior to him at all.

What's more, the scorpion has ordered so many takeouts for Deidara before, and it can already be said that he has a clear conscience.

Besides, even if the scorpion wants to help Deidara now, he has no money!

God knows why the food in Yang Ming's shop is so expensive!

Seeing this, what else can Deidara say good?

He silently flipped through the money he had stolen from the ruffians, only 250 yuan, and at most he could only buy one ice cream.

However, when he glanced at the old-fashioned menu, he was overjoyed.

A glass of Coke is 55 yuan.

A serving of stinky tofu is 74 yuan.

A bowl of beef ramen costs 128 yuan.

A cup of ice cream costs 250 yuan.

With his money, you can buy stinky tofu and beef ramen!

Deidara was ecstatic in his heart, but fortunately he didn't let him run in vain!

"Waiter, bring me a stinky tofu and beef ramen!"

Deidara said to the waiter.

To be honest, when Deidara saw such a little girl actually come to work in Yang Ming's shop, she was quite surprised.

Hua Huo smiled sweetly, "Shu Xiao, what else do you want?"

Shu millet?

I'm not old at all, there's wood!

Also, how can such an obscene title be used on me!

Deidara glanced at Hana, gave her a sharp look, and hoped that she would do it for herself, and quickly changed her name to Big Brother.

But Deidara didn't know that Hua Huo was the big demon king of Yang Ming's shop, and he was a super bear child!

No, although Hanabi understood Deidara's eyes, instead of changing her words in time, she also showed an expression that I was so scared, with her lovely Lori face, it was really pitiful.

Hanabi blinked her big pure eyes, as bright as pearls in the sea.

She silently took two steps back, shook her head, and in Deidara's almost fire-breathing gaze, in a soft and cowardly voice, just enough for the people around her to hear clearly:

"We don't make an appointment, we don't make an appointment!"

We don't ......

No appointment......

The words of the fireworks seemed to echo in Deidara's ears, and the aftermath was endless, almost making Deidara vomit blood!

Make an appointment with your uncle!

You don't look at how old you are!

You're so tall that you're up to my waist, how crazy I have to be to ask you out!

Just when Deidara was complaining frantically in his heart, the most bloody thing was still to come.

At the same time, the scorpion also raised its head sharply from the busy food business, and showed a strange look at Deidara, as if to say:

"So you're such a Deidara!"

Seeing this, Deidara panicked and hurriedly waved her hand to explain:

"No! It's not like that! Big brother scorpion, you have to listen to my explanation!"

The scorpion picked up the napkin, elegantly wiped the corners of his mouth, and calmly seemed to say a truth:

"Explanation is a cover-up, you don't need to say it anymore, I understand it. ”

What have you learned?

Bang!

Like a thunderbolt in the sky, Deidara was not good!

But at this moment, Hanabi didn't seem to be disgusted enough, and covered his chest with his hands.

"Shu Xiao, although you are very handsome, you can't look at people with that kind of gaze, don't you know if they are still minors?"

As soon as these words came out, Deidara suddenly felt strange stares from all around.

What kind of eyes do I look at you?

You're going to make it clear to me, hey!

It's easy for you to misunderstand!

Deidara had always been impulsive and irritable, but at this time she was silently clenching her fists, and the green tendons on it were bursting up.

If it weren't for the fact that it was Yang Ming's small shop here, coupled with the fact that he had been disrespectful before, he had always been watched by the eyes of the Uchiha Itachi, the Oni Shark, and the three of Zaibu, so that he didn't dare to act boldly, I'm afraid he would have been angry and ignored it, and directly blew up the fireworks into two hundred and five!

Oh my God, who the hell gave birth to this girl, drag her out of here!

Deidara was furious in her heart, her face was hideous, and she stared at the fireworks viciously.

"If you are told to go and order food, go quickly, don't give me a grudge!"

But who knows, as soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of discussion around him.

"Oh, look at what kind of people these are, it's really unqualified!"

"It's not, even a little girl is bullied, scum!"

"It's a shame that he looks so handsome, but I didn't expect it to be this kind of person, it's really a golden feather to lose inside. ”

Whew! Whew!

Hearing these people's words, Deidara's heart was furious, and her chest rose and fell violently.

Deidara is already eager to pull out a handful of clay bombs and reward them with a century of fireworks!

In this regard, Hanabi had expected it, and a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.

Hua Huo snorted, and two shallot-like jade hands were wrapped around her chest, making a delicate lady's appearance.

"Badass! Big villain! What are you fierce, believe it or not, I'll close the door and let the ghost shark bite you!"

Close the door and let the ghost shark ......

Shark ......

"This bear child, what does this matter to me!"

The ghost shark turned her head sharply and looked at the fireworks, but she made a grimace back, she was really shot while lying down, and she couldn't cry or laugh!