"Hmph" Wei Fatzi said righteously: "Boss, what are you talking about, stealing clothes and selling them, am I that kind of despicable villain?"

Lu Xiaomo looked around, only the clothes fluttering in the wind, nothing else, and said puzzledly: "Fatty, you won't sit on the rooftop, wait for the sky to drop money and kill you." ”

"Boss, why are you such a humble person. Wei Fatzi muttered with a black line on his face.

"It's not that I look down on you, isn't this rooftop different from other rooftops, it has opened the light and can grow its own money. Lu Xiaomo said with a smile.

"Just look and see, you'll see the money later. Wei Fat Man sighed, walked straight to the laundry, and reached out to turn it up.

Flip through the first garment, then the second, then the third.

Suddenly, Wei Fatzi took out ten yuan from the fourth piece of clothing, looked at Lu Xiaomo with a wicked smile, shook ten yuan, and said, "Boss, is this money?"

"Wei Fatzi, you are too subordinate, how can you steal other people's money!" Lu Xiaomo pointed at the fat man's nose, his face changed, and he was furious.

"Old... Big, this is the money that people forget in the cloth bag when they wash their clothes, I just borrow it, not steal it. Wei Fatzi shrunk his neck in fright.

"Shameless! Don't say you know me in the future!" Lu Xiaomo roared like an angry beast.

"What, boss, it's not a shame, Mr. Ma Weidu also said that someone picked up money from the toilet and the movie theater. Wei Fatzi pouted in defense.

"Are you still reasonable?" Lu Xiaomo jumped like thunder, and walked over step by step.

"I'm ......" Wei Fatzi saw that his face was full of anger, thinking that he was going to clean himself up, so he hurriedly took a step back, so frightened that his legs swayed.

Who knows, Lu Xiaomo passed by him directly, and did not move a finger of him, but walked behind him and tossed a row of clothes.

He rummaged through the cloth bag for drying clothes, and turned out a hundred yuan bill from a piece of clothing, as well as a lot of change, Lu Xiaomo looked at the money in his hand, and said in surprise: "Damn, this can also make money!" Then he glanced at Wei Fatzi and said approvingly: "I didn't expect you to be a good family and make money." ”

Mader, this is a business grab.

At the moment when Wei Fatzi was stunned, Lu Xiaomo had already turned over the second row of clothes and was about to turn over the third row of clothes.

"Boss, you can keep some clothes for me too. Wei Fatzi hurriedly ran to the fifth row of clothes, for fear of being swept away by him.

……

The two put the looted money on the ground and counted the loot, including dozens of coins, more than five hundred yuan at once.

Although the money has been laundered, it is not the same, but this is also money.

"Fatty, you still have a way to make money!" Lu Xiaomo patted Wei Fatzi's shoulder and praised him.

"Hehe, when I was in elementary school, I was able to turn over my parents' laundry, which always brought me a lot of surprises, almost every time I returned with a full load, and when I was in junior high school, I went to the rooftop to turn over other people's clothes when I squandered all my money, and it was no problem to eat a full meal. Fat Wei's smiling eyes almost narrowed into a line.

Grass, it turns out that this product has not been learned well since childhood, and it is almost shameless to go to the mother's womb.

However, Lu Xiaomo didn't show disgust on his face, and praised: "What are you so special...... Why are you so smart?"

"Hey, hey, it's been awarded! Fat Wei clenched his fists with both hands.

How can you be a little self-aware? Don't you hear that I'm hurting you?

Lu Xiaomo suddenly saw Wei Fatzi's waist bulging, Nima, this goods was actually hiding stolen goods, and he was immediately furious, stood up and kicked him to the ground, "Fatty, you are not righteous enough, and you dare to hide the spoils of war privately!"

Wei Fatzi's ass was almost broken into eight petals, and he grinned in pain, and said, "How can I hide the loot privately, you don't spray people with blood and slander good people." ”

"He also said that he didn't hide the money, your pocket is bulging, isn't it money? Lu Xiaomo pointed to his waist bag and said angrily.

"It's not money, it's not money!" Wei fatzi argued, clutching his pocket.

"Looks like your skin is itching again. Lu Xiaomo's face was black, and he wanted to beat him.

"Don't be beaten! I'll take it out. Wei Fatzi shuddered and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Hmph, even if you know each other, take them all out. Lu Xiaomo clasped his hands on his shoulders and snorted coldly.

"Here you go!" Wei Fatzi reluctantly took out the things in his pocket and put them in front of Lu Xiaomo's eyes, not angry.

A red nenai is in front of you.

"This is?" Lu Xiaomo stared at the thing in his hand, and his eyes almost fell out.

Wei Fatzi glanced at him, but he said bluntly, "What else can it be, a woman's little Nene!"

？？？

You ruffian, it's just a matter of stealing money, and you actually steal someone's little Nene, I despise you!

"Why are you hiding it, you won't take it home to be obscene!" Lu Xiaomo couldn't avoid it and hurriedly retreated.

"That's... What, boss, don't talk nonsense, as a medical worker, it is necessary for me to understand the principle of Xiao Nenei, so take it back and study it. Wei Fatzi's face was a little unbearable, and he made up a reason that even he didn't believe in himself.

Nima, it's hard for you to come up with such a reason for not being hung up on the edge with your mushy head.

"What, it turned out to be something you love, I blame you, don't hold a grudge against my brother. Lu Xiaomo didn't pierce it, and apologized to Wei Fatzi for what happened just now.

Damn, do you have someone like you to apologize to? Isn't this a shabby person, this is what I love. Fat Wei's face turned red, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

……

The two went down to the restaurant and rubbed it hard, and Wei Fatzi ordered wine and food, intending to squander the looted people's fat and people's ointment.

"Hey, fat man, the money is all spent, what will you do next?" Lu Xiaomo took a sip of wine and asked.

Fat Wei swallowed a mouthful of chicken and wiped his oily mouth, "Boss, life in the world is only a short 36,000 days, one day is one day less, why do you want to do so much, there is wine today and drunk today, and there is no wine to drink cold water tomorrow." ”

Hey, I can't imagine that this fat man's philosophy of life echoes my brother's appetite, isn't it too funny for you to show off your philosophy of life in front of Lao Tzu.

"That's right, it's a good day to drink cold water without wine! I also have a lewd poem, being a foodie carefree, being an idiot without worry!" Lu Xiaomo said.

Wei Fatzi took a chicken leg and took a bite, patted his ass and said, "Old... Big, incisive! Be a foodie carefree, be a foodie without worry! It's so incisive, or the boss you have knowledge. ”

After a while, Wei Fatzi wiped his hands with a tissue, hooked his finger at Lu Xiaomo, and motioned to come closer.

"What's the matter? Seeing that he looked nervous, Lu Xiaomo stretched his neck forward to see what kind of tricks he was playing.

Wei Fatzi looked around, and seeing that no one was paying attention to this, he said solemnly in a low voice: "I heard that tomorrow night, in the Wuling Mountain north of Shangjun City, there will be a master of the Tao who sells the Immortal Pill. ”

"What, Immortal Pill!" Lu Xiaomo was shocked.

Lu Xiaomo once asked his master, is there an elixir in the world? The master was vague, saying that this would require a great opportunity, and at this time, the fat man mentioned the elixir, how not to shock him.