"Immortal pill, cut, deceive. Lu Xiaomo pretended to be very bland, but he was very solemn in his heart, and he looked at the truth and falsehood.

Wei Fatzi put his index finger in the middle of his mouth and made a silent gesture, signaling Lu Xiaomo to make a quieter sound.

"Shh......h Boss, be quiet, don't let others know, this is the information I got from others at a great price, this is the information in the rich circle, and it is not spread at all. ”

"I heard that this humane wind fairy bone can not only pinch stones into sand, but also devour foreign fire. ”

"Oh, is it so evil?" Lu Xiaomo was secretly surprised, although it was not a problem to crush the stone, but if he wanted to knead the stone into fine sand, it would require a lot of deep skill, and ordinary people would not be able to do it at all, let alone swallow the fire, unless he was at the peak of his ancient martial arts.

"Although I haven't seen it at the scene, I have seen his video, and it is even more powerful than I said, a few fireballs swallowed in one go, without blinking an eye. Wei Fatzi patted his chest and said that he had a nose and eyes, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

"Let me see the video. Lu Xiaomo couldn't help but have some expectations in his heart.

"I just watched someone else's video, and I really didn't have it on my phone, but it was internal news, so naturally I couldn't spread it out, but

It's me Wei Xiaotian who can swear to the sky, if there is half a lie, the sky will not be able to die if the thunder strikes. "Wei Fatzi swore an oath, and he swore by his eighteenth generation ancestor.

Seeing his words, Lu Xiaomo said in his heart, why don't you take a look, won't the truth be revealed when the time comes, "Hearing is false, seeing is believing, I'll go over tomorrow night." ”

Wei Fatzi snickered in his heart, and the boss in front of him finally fell into the plan.

In order to buy a pill of longevity, many people do not hesitate to fight, fists and feet.

Moreover, I also heard that some people were beaten and broken bones and tendons during the crazy robbery, and the scene was extremely tragic.

Wei Fatzi knew that he couldn't beat others, but he knew that Lu Xiaomo could fight, and with Lu Xiaomo's skills, it should be no problem to buy the Immortal Pill, so he pulled him into the water.

"Boss, you've decided to check it out tomorrow too. Fat Wei smiled lovely, and his face was full of smiles.

Lu Xiaomo felt that something was getting more and more wrong, this thing had nothing to do, and he was either a traitor or a thief.

"Oh, fatty, I'm sorry, Mina asked me to go to the café tomorrow night, I'm afraid I won't be able to go. Lu Xiaomo patted his head and said regretfully.

"Don't, boss, you can go on a date any time, you have to accompany me tomorrow night. "Wei Fatzi is in a hurry.

I couldn't hear this thing, and my brain was sweating, and it was really a weasel to give the chicken a New Year's greeting - not well-intentioned.

"I'm afraid it's not so simple to pull me over, say, why don't you pull me along!" Lu Xiaomo suddenly slapped the table and said sharply.

"Boss, I'm ......"

Wei Fatzi was almost scared to pee, Nima, this boss ghost, he turned his face when he said that he would turn his face, and he really couldn't fool him by anything.

"Boss, listen to me, I'm a little selfish, but I definitely didn't lie to you. ”

"Say, what's going on?" Lu Xiaomo said word by word.

"I said it's not okay, it is said that a pill is only 10,000 yuan, and it can be sold for 100,000 yuan if it changes hands, and I plan to take this opportunity to make a lot of money. Wei Fatzi finally told the truth in desperation.

"I'm afraid it's more than that, such a good thing has to pull me, you liar, if it's really as good as you say, with your urine sex will definitely be alone. Lu Xiaomo said in a deep voice.

"I'll tell you the truth, this elixir is very popular, and none of the people who want to buy it even have a platoon, I'm afraid that I will have to fight when the time comes, so I want to ask you for help, boss, you are amazing, no one is invincible, with you covering me, I feel at ease." "Wei Fatzi told the truth, and didn't forget to slap a sycophant.

Grass, it turns out that this is the case, if you want to say that Lu Xiaomo is really not afraid of anyone in the fight, but, grandma is a bear, this immortal pill is too unreliable for 10,000 yuan each, right?

"Don't say it's changing hands, you can't afford to buy it, don't you even have the capital of 10,000 yuan?" Lu Xiaomo sneered.

"If you can go out in person, I will go to borrow a loan shark today, borrow a million and 100,000, and then I will be able to buy 100 immortal pills, and it will be 9 million when I change hands. Wei Fatzi gritted his teeth and said.

"What? You go and borrow usury. Lu Xiaomo was completely surprised, Nima, the 10,000 yuan Immortal Pill believed that this thing was a pig's head.

"Boss, this is a godsend, and it will be tenfold if you turn it over. Wei Fatzi fanned the flames.

"You better take it easy, don't say whether this elixir is real or not, it's very dangerous to borrow usury. Lu Xiaomo reminded him.

Wei Fatzi had long been carried away by money, and said anxiously: "Boss, an immortal pill can be sold for 100,000 yuan, a hundred is 10 million, and the cost is only 1 million. ”

"Okay, the deal was made, and the money was fifty-fifty. Lu Xiaomo secretly said that no matter whether it is true or not, make a profit first.

"Boss, you are also ruthless, but I borrowed the loan shark. Wei Fatzi said with a sad face.

"I'm not strong enough for this kind of thing, but don't forget that none of the people who robbed the Immortal Pill even had a platoon, and when the time came, I would take my life to rob it, if I can't pull it down, I'll go." Lu Xiaomo pretended to leave.

"Don't go, just split the account fifty-fifty!" Wei Fatzi was in a hurry, and hurriedly grabbed him, his distressed appearance was like a pregnant woman bleeding heavily.

……

The next morning.

Tian Meina came to the office and found that Lu Xiaomo was back, but he was still sleeping on the bed in the room.

"Lu Xiaomo, why are you back?" Tian Meina shouted in the outhouse, her tone quite happy.

When Lu Xiaomo heard that it was Tian Meina, he suddenly came to his senses, "Meina, if you don't see each other for a day, see if you miss me with your excitement." ”

"Miss you big-headed ghost!" Tian Mina took a sip with a red face.

"Hey, let me ask you, why did the police release you?"

"I, Lu Xiaomo, did a good job, and I didn't do anything bad, so of course he let me out. Lu Xiaomo quipped as he got up.

"Hmph, a scoundrel like you should be in prison for the rest of your life. Tian Mina said.

"Mina, if I stay in prison for the rest of my life, you will not be a widow for the rest of your life. Lu Xiaomo teased.

Nima, here you go again! Tian Meina was very speechless with one hand on her forehead, this poor mouth is about to become destitute.

"I didn't speak properly, I left. ”

Tian Mina turned and walked out of the office.

"Hey, don't, I miss you when I haven't seen you in the past few days. ”

I haven't heard a reply for a long time, and it seems that I really went out.

Lu Xiaomo put on his clothes and washed up before walking out, and saw a glass bottle on the desk without a label.

"Hey, yogurt, Mina is so nice, she even prepared yogurt for me when she knew I was hungry. ”

Goodo......

Lu Xiaomo opened the cap of the bottle and drank it all, and threw the bottle into the trash.

After coming over for a while, Tian Meina went and returned, looked at the empty desk, and said extremely angrily: "Oh, why is my facial cleanser missing, hundreds of dollars!"

Lu Xiaomo's face was like black soil when he heard it, and he didn't speak, and silently walked into the bathroom in the back room.

"Vomit ......"

Lu Xiaomo vomited desperately, and finally vomited almost before entering the office.

"Lu Xiaomo, have you seen my facial cleanser! Why did it disappear from the desk just now?" Tian Meina asked angrily.

"No, I haven't seen any facial cleanser, maybe you women have forgotten where to put it. Lu Xiaomo lied.

"Hey, that makes sense, I'll look for it again. ”

Tian Meina rummaged through her bag for a while, and suddenly took out a bottle of facial cleanser and said excitedly: "Hey, I really found it, fortunately, I didn't lose my facial cleanser, but why is the yogurt on my desk missing." ”

Lu Xiaomo's face turned green when she heard this, Tian Meina was smiling, and her eyes were full of cunning.

Grass, Lao Tzu just spit it out, why don't you say that the facial cleanser was not lost, but the yogurt on the table was lost, deliberately, absolutely deliberately!

"Tian Meina, you are a little goblin, say, did you mean it?" Lu Xiaomo shouted angrily.