Chapter 45 The Strongest Mobile Phone in History
For a while, Lu Chen felt very bored, Xuanwu was too direct, so he also said it, even if he invited himself to a meal, seeing that it was almost noon, his stomach began to be hungry, and lunch had not yet landed.
It's not interesting to be at home alone, Lu Chen thought about going to work, or go home to play with Yan Shuxin's mother and daughter for a day. But Lu Chen looked down at himself, although he had taken a bath at Zhong Celadon House, he was still wearing the same set of clothes as yesterday, all of which were dried up with bloodstains.
Lu Chen sighed, how could he forget this stubble? Now he can't even get out of the door, and he can only wait for Zhong Celadon to get off work and let her buy a set of clothes for herself.
Lu Chen found two eggs in the refrigerator of Zhong Qingci's house, put some tap water and cooked them, which was considered lunch.
It's not that he doesn't want to cook a more hearty meal, it's really that Zhong Celadon only has these two eggs left in his house, and there is nothing else to eat.
Hungry, Lu Chen nested on the sofa and watched TV to pass the boring time.
Inadvertently, I took out my phone to look at the time, and suddenly saw an unread message in WeChat.
In recent years, WeChat has been very popular, everyone is playing WeChat, and Lu Chen is no exception, however, Lu Chen does not have many friends on WeChat, almost all of them are some colleagues or customers, and there are almost no people who take the initiative to add him as a friend.
This is also a helpless thing, in this era, unless you are a woman, change the WeChat avatar to a photo of a beautiful woman, and change the gender to a woman, someone will take the initiative to add you, and there will be a lot. But if you want to get a man's avatar on it, and the gender is also male, then you don't have to think about it, under normal circumstances, absolutely no beauty will add you, even if there is an occasional one, it is all advertised and promoted.
In this era, this is such a reality, everyone is in a hurry, who has nothing to do to chat with you as a big man? Lu Chen sometimes can't help but sigh, now this era is no longer like before, I remember when he first started working, after work, a few people went out for a walk, or found a teahouse to watch TV, a dollar and a cup of tea can watch for a few hours.
And now, people have become realistic, drinking tea, not free, drinking is okay, provided you have money in your pocket. As for the beauties, they are no longer as simple as before, they are often in cars and houses, and they would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle.
While lamenting the changes in society, Lu Chen clicked on WeChat, he wanted to see who actually remembered him on a whim.
A man named Lao Dao sent a verification message with only five words: 'I'm your boss!'
"Grass!" Lu Chen scolded at that time, what the hell is this? Dare to say that he is his own boss? Does this young master have so many bosses? How can this be true!
Without hesitation, Lu Chen clicked to refuse.
It's just that within a few seconds, the mobile phone rang again, and it was the sound of the verification information prompt, Lu Chen clicked on the message again, and it was actually the person named Lao Dao again, and the reason was the same five words 'I am your boss'.
"I'm your boss. Lu Chen muttered and pressed the reject button fiercely.
originally thought that the other party should give up after refusing twice, but after a while, the phone rang again, and just like this, several times in a row, Lu Chen was annoyed, and he directly closed WeChat, and even turned off his mobile phone.
But it didn't work at all, the phone seemed to be out of order, no matter how he operated, the prompt would always ring, and the person named Lao Dao could always keep sending messages to Lu Chen, as if as long as Lu Chen didn't accept to add him as a friend, he would continue to harass him like this.
Finally, when the mobile phone rang for the twentieth time, Lu Chen couldn't help it and agreed to Lao Dao's request to add friends.
"Which bastard is full and has nothing to do to entertain you, Uncle Lu?" After adding friends successfully, Lu Chen turned on his voice and scolded him as soon as possible.
Growing up so big, Lu Chen has never encountered this kind of thing, if the other party is a beauty, then it's fine, but will the beauty's screen name be called old-fashioned? Which beauty would give herself such a name? And which beauty would be so persistent to add herself as a friend?
At the same time, on a white cloud above Qin'an City, an old Taoist priest with white hair and fairy wind bones was sitting cross-legged on the white cloud and tinkering with his newly bought mobile phone, when he suddenly heard Lu Chen's roar from the mobile phone, and suddenly a heel fell from the white cloud, and finally stabilized his figure, and his hair and beard stood up.
"Okay, you stinky boy, you dare to scold me, see if I don't clean you up. Lao Dao's face was full of anger, and he put his finger on the phone, and a small thunderbolt penetrated into the phone through his fingers and sent it out as a message.
In Zhong Qingci's home, Lu Chen, who had vented to Lao Dao, finally felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, and looked at his mobile phone fixedly, he wanted to see what the reaction of this so-called Lao Dao would be.
Lu Chen thought to himself, this old Taoist is estimated to be very angry after listening to his scolding, right?
That's right, who let you harass me, you deserve it!
Lu Chen hummed a little song, anyway, the other party couldn't see him, even if he was scolded, could he still run over to him to take revenge?
Doodle!
The message prompt sounded, Lu Chen clicked on it curiously, he was looking forward to the reaction of this so-called old way, he didn't want to know who this old way was, in Lu Chen's opinion, the other party was nothing more than a person who had nothing to do and was looking for someone to have fun. For that kind of person, it doesn't matter if you don't know it!
The message clicked on, and there was no text or voice, but a picture of a lightning bolt. This picture is strange and realistic, and you can even see thunder around the lightning.
Lu Chen's fingers inadvertently touched the picture, and suddenly, a dazzling light burst out, and the lightning-like picture turned into a real lightning bolt and slashed at Lu Chen's head with thunder.
In an instant, Lu Chen was dazzled, and the whole person was stunned!
After a long time, Lu Chen came back to his senses and looked at his phone fixedly, with a bitter expression.
"Boss, I was wrong!" Lu Chen sent out a voice message with a bitter face.
No matter how stupid Lu Chen is, he has guessed who this so-called old Daoist is, in this world, the person who can be called an old Dao and say that he is his boss is not the only one Hongjun Dao Ancestor, but unfortunately, Lu Chen didn't think about Hongjun Dao Ancestor at all at the beginning.
Hongjun Dao Ancestor, the supreme existence in the Three Realms, the heaven and earth are so big, the universe is so vast, how could Lu Chen think that Hongjun Dao Ancestor actually came to the earth, not only that, but he even bought a mobile phone and started playing WeChat, who would believe this kind of thing?
"It's wrong, it's good to know it's wrong!" Lao Dao also sent a message.
With a flash of light, Hongjun Daozu appeared in Zhong Qingci's house, looking at Lu Chen, with a wicked smile on his face.
At this moment, Lu Chen was really embarrassed, his clothes were already full of dried bloodstains, and when he was split by thunder, it was even worse, and his hair was burned.
"Boss, I don't want you to play like this!" Lu Chen saw his appearance in the mirror and was very dissatisfied.
"You kid is embarrassed to say, who dares to scold me if you want me Hongjun in this life? That is, you kid, you don't know the rules, next time you dare to do this, see if I don't clean you up well. Hongjun blew his beard and glared and said.
"How do I know it's your old man?" Lu Chen said aggrievedly: "You don't say hello when you come old, I'll pick you up!"
"You're coming to pick me up? It's up to you? your ass hasn't been wiped yet, I think you want me to wipe your ass, right?" Hongjun looked at Lu Chen, his face full of distrust.
"Hehe!" Lu Chen rubbed his hands and smiled embarrassedly.
Not to mention, he has really caused a lot of trouble in the past few days, but since Hongjun Ancestor has appeared, there is nothing to be afraid of. What a killer, what a dragon boss, it's a yarn, in front of Hongjun Ancestor, those people are not even scum.
"Stop. Hongjun Old Ancestor's eyes widened, startling Lu Chen, and said: "Don't think I don't know what your kid is thinking, let me tell you, no way, you have to find a way to solve the problem by yourself." ”
Lu Chen was immediately stunned, and said unwillingly: "I said boss, that dragon boss is very powerful, he has many people under him, and your old man doesn't pass on my kung fu, I'm not someone's opponent at all!"
"Cut, what kind of bullshit dragon boss, no matter how powerful he is, he can be as powerful as me?" Hongjun was very disdainful.
"That's!" What else can Lu Chen say, one is the supreme existence of the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man, and the other is at best just a gangster in the world, can this be compared?
"Yes, boy, you're talking nonsense, my old man has something to do with you. Hongjun Zhengse said.
"Boss, please command. Lu Chen's spirits perked up.
I have to shake up, Boss Hongjun's affairs must be done well, and it must be done beautifully, and his fate is all up to Boss Hongjun!
A mobile phone appeared in Hongjun's hand, and its appearance was similar to the current popular mobile phone style, but this mobile phone emitted a faint light, which looked very strange.
Hongjun said, "I have been on Earth for several days, and I have found that this thing called your mobile phone is really easy to use, and it is worth promoting in the Three Realms, so I have made three of them myself, and I am going to let you send one to my eldest apprentice, so that he can also study and study, and strive to be able to mass produce it in the near future for the benefit of the Three Realms." ”
"Do you still make mobile phones?" Lu Chen asked in surprise.
"Nonsense, you mortals can make it, can't I?" Hongjun stretched out his hand and knocked Lu Chen, and said, "Isn't it just a mobile phone?" ”
"Really.... Really?" Lu Chen looked at the mobile phone in Hongjun's hand, and he almost flowed out.
Nima, if this is true, wouldn't it be the strongest mobile phone in history?
Lu Chen once watched a TV series, one of which is a mobile phone that is very awesome, not only able to travel through time and space, but also has infinite combat effectiveness, presumably the mobile phone made by Hongjun Ancestor himself is even more awesome than that, right?
"If I also have such a mobile phone?" Lu Chenmei began to fantasize.