Text Chapter 44 The bragging machine spirit
"Cut, just blow hard, it's the same as the real thing. Zhong Qingci didn't believe that what Lu Chen said was true, it was really that what Lu Chen said was simply unbelievable, and whoever listened to it would not believe it.
Is there any god in this world? Even if there were, it was not something that mortals could see.
Lu Chen was a little depressed, why didn't he believe the truth?
It was already half past six in a flash, Xuanwu was still asleep, nourished by the wine, most of the injuries on Xuanwu's body had healed, and Lu Chen estimated that he would be able to recover in half a day. As for Lu Chen's own injuries, there was no major problem for a long time, his body had been nourished by fine wine for a long time, and he was very tough.
Zhong Qingci made breakfast, and she looked very happy eating breakfast with Lu Chen, with a charming smile on the corner of her mouth all the time. Obviously, Lu Chen's status in her heart is already very high.
Lu Chen believes that if he takes advantage of the victory to pursue at this moment, it is very likely that he will return with a beauty!
But Lu Chen was reluctant to do this, not because he didn't want to, but Zhong Celadon was so good that he couldn't compare with her. Except for the value of force, everything else can only be described as nothing. Women are stronger than men, this feeling Lu Chen feels very awkward, maybe this is the so-called machismo, die to save face and suffer the crime!
At eight o'clock in the morning, Xuanwu still didn't wake up, Zhong Qingci originally wanted to take a day off to help take care of him at home, but Lu Chen didn't agree, he really wanted Zhong Qingci to go to work, because he wasn't sure who Xuanwu was, in case he woke up and was not good for himself, it was better to say by himself, there must be no problem to deal with it. But if Zhong Celadon is also there, it will be a little constrained, and Lu Chen can't guarantee Zhong Celadon safety.
Zhong Qingci understands things very well, she trusts Lu Chen very much, whatever Lu Chen says is what she is, she obediently went to work.
Lu Chen took a day off and stayed at Zhong Qingci's house, waiting for Xuanwu to wake up.
Xuanwu has been sleeping deeply, breathing evenly, and there is no major problem at all, and even the breath on his body is getting stronger and stronger. Lu Chen didn't quite understand why, Xuanwu's state gave him the feeling that it was like a sign of the breakthrough of those martial arts masters in the TV series.
In this regard, Lu Chen could only guard and could do nothing.
Lighting a cigarette, Lu Chen took out the Tiandao card and looked at the merit book, the merit points displayed on it turned out to be a hundred, which made him feel a little strange, these days of work, delivering packages to people, it seems that he has not earned so many merit points?
Soon Lu Chen thought of a possibility, killing bad guys also has merit points to earn, but last night he killed several people, could it be that they were all earned from them?
Killing a Lu Shao can earn twenty merits, presumably those killers are not cheap, right?
Lu Chen looked at the merit book carefully, mainly to find out how much merit he had deducted from Xuanwu for drinking fine wine. You must know that last time, I just drank a little bit for Yan Shuxin and Yan Xiaotong, and I deducted fifteen points of merit from him. In order to save people this time, he didn't have so many scruples at that time, and even Lu Chen himself didn't know how much wine he drank for Xuanwu, let alone how much merit he was deducted because of this.
It didn't matter if he looked at it, it startled Lu Chen, and he jumped up directly.
The merit book clearly records that not only did not deduct merit points for drinking wine for Xuanwu, but also increased 25 merit points, on the grounds that Xuanwu was a good person.
"Is he a good person?" Lu Chen muttered.
In comparison, Lu Chen felt that Yan Shuxin and Yan Xiaotong were good people, but after giving them a good drink, merit points were deducted, Xuanwu was better than them?
Lu Chen took a closer look at Xuanwu, he looked like he was twenty-seven or eighteen years old, he didn't have anything else outstanding except that he was more handsome, how could he be like a good person?
"The way of heaven can't be wrong. A voice sounded in Lu Chen's mind.
"Who?" Lu Chen was startled, and looked around, but there was no one except himself and Xuanwu.
"It's me, I'm the machine spirit of the Heavenly Dao Brand. ”
"Machine spirit, what the hell is a machine spirit?"
'Bang!' Lu Chen felt that his head was knocked hard, and it hurt.
"You kid, I'm a machine spirit, do you understand a machine spirit? How can you compare a great machine spirit with that ugly little ghost?
I don't know when, there was a hazy figure in the room, only the size of a palm, some like a human form, some not, like a hazy light, I can't see the appearance clearly, but it is very ethereal.
Lu Chen was stunned: "Are you a machine spirit? Just like those artifacts in Xianxia novels, a monster born after generating spiritual intelligence?"
When he has nothing to do, Lu Chen also likes to read some novels, especially novels such as Xianxia, those gods with great mana are weird, which always makes him yearn for them, in novels, but all those powerful gods and demons have artifacts, and when the artifacts are strong to a certain extent, they will produce artifact spirits, which can help gods and demons fight.
'Bang!' The machine spirit emitted a ray of light and struck on Lu Chen's skull, almost swelling up a large bag.
"I repeat, I'm a great instrument, not a monster, and what kind of novel, what the hell is a novel?"
"Okay, good, you're a great machine spirit, you're not a monster, it's okay, right?" Lu Chen covered his forehead, wanting to cry without tears. Doesn't the machine spirit obey the orders of its master? Why does it turn against the guest of its own machine spirit? Who is the master?
There is no way, the situation is stronger than people, Lu Chen decided to endure it!
A knife on the head of the word ninja, first let you be proud for a while, and one day when I become stronger, I will definitely trample you under my feet and ravage you fiercely!
"That's pretty much it. The machine spirit shook in the air, as if nodding his beard, pretending to be forced to the extreme, which made Lu Chen speechless for a while.
"I said.... Machine-sama. Lu Chen covered his forehead and asked cautiously, "Is there anything wrong with your old man?"
Lu Chen doesn't have a good impression of this inexplicable machine spirit, you can come out as soon as you come out, why do you always knock on people's heads? It's fun, isn't it?
The machine spirit swayed in the air for a while, and said: "It's nothing, look at you kid stupid, stupid to death, so come out and point out to you!"
"I###@@!" Lu Chen was speechless for a while. Besides, are you pointing me at this? I think you're fixing me.
Of course, Lu Chen only dared to slander in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, otherwise he would annoy this machine spirit, and it was estimated that he would have to be knocked on the head again!
At the same time, Lu Chen also breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this machine spirit is not so perverted, he doesn't know what he thinks in his heart, if he can even understand the thoughts in his heart, then he really has no place to cry.
"I said.... That one... Machine-sama. Lu Chen asked cautiously.
"Well, 'Master Machine', that's a pretty good title, so call me that way in the future. He stroked his beard with his hand, looking like a master, and said: "For the sake of your respect for my old man, you can say anything about it, and my old man will definitely fulfill you." ”
"It's the same as the truth, do you have that much ability? Do you think you're the ancestor of Hongjun. Lu Chen couldn't help muttering.
"Boy, what are you muttering there? Are you talking badly about me?" The machine spirit blew his beard and glared, and a finger clicked, and knocked on Lu Chen's head like lightning, and Lu Chen's head suddenly bulged into a fist-sized bag.
"Boy, don't doubt my old man's strength, hum!" said the machine spirit, holding his head proudly high.
"I.... I endure it!" Lu Chen was about to cry, who did he provoke, why was he so unlucky?
"Since you are so powerful, you have the ability to teach me kung fu and make me the tenth saint in heaven and earth!" Lu Chen said aggrievedly.
You are just a mere instrument spirit, and you dare to speak out, okay, since you are so awesome, then you can show it to Young Master Ben? If you can make me the tenth saint, I will obey you!
Lu Chen didn't know how many saints there were in heaven and earth, and the tenth saint was just talking nonsense, the purpose was to ridicule this awesome machine spirit.
Sure enough, the little old man suddenly froze, looked up at the sky, his eyes flickered, and then pretended to be righteous and said, "That.... Uncle Ben suddenly remembered that I still have very important things to do, next time, next time!"
After speaking, the little old man didn't wait for Lu Chen to speak, and with a sound of 'brush', it turned into a ray of light and drilled into the Heavenly Dao card.
At the same time, Lu Chen also despised the machine spirit in his heart: "No, it's not good, why are you bragging? It's no way now, right? See if you dare to brag in the future!"
At this moment, Xuanwu finally woke up, sat up all of a sudden, and looked around blankly: "Where am I dead at this time?"
"With Young Master Ben here, you can't die, don't worry, you are alive and well, there is no problem in living for another hundred years. Lu Chen said loudly.
Lu Chen is telling the truth, after the baptism of fine wine, as long as Xuanwu is not killed, no accident, under normal circumstances, he will definitely be able to live for another hundred years.
"Is that you? I remember, you saved me. Xuanwu suddenly realized, patted his head and said.
Lu Chen breathed a sigh of relief, Xuanwu didn't look like a bad guy like this, so it would be easy to do, don't worry about Xuanwu not being good for him. One less trouble.
In fact, Lu Chen had already guessed that Xuanwu was not a bad person, and if he was a bad person, he would not be rewarded with merit points in the merit book. The way of heaven is never wrong, maybe Xuanwu is destined to have such a catastrophe, and it is also destined to be saved by himself.
Xuanwu jumped off the bed and said to Lu Chen: "Thank you, brother, for saving me, Xuanwu will report in the future." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Lu Chen to speak, he turned around and opened the door.... Let's go.
"Hey....." Lu Chen was dumbfounded again, this.... Let's go?
Lu Chen was speechless, feeling that he had waited in vain for so long in Zhong Celadon's house, he knew that it was better to go to work, so he could earn two dollars, right?