Text Chapter 85 Lao Tzu gave you face, isn't it?
Seeing that everyone was angry, Wei Fatzi was afraid that everyone would snatch his Immortal Pill, so he turned against him and said, "Boss, even if you are my boss, I will not allow you to slander Master Ziyang's tall and burly image in my mind. ”
Lu Xiaomo's face is full of black lines, tall your sister! burly your sister! you deserve to be deceived.
"Noisy and noisy, what kind of system. Master Ziyang noticed that there was a commotion here and scolded loudly.
"Master, he said you are a liar! insult you!" a person pointed at Lu Xiaomo and said indignantly.
"There is such a thing!"
Master Ziyang suddenly became angry, walked to Lu Xiaomo's side, and said coldly: "Boy, you say I'm a liar?"
"Yes, you are a liar!" Lu Xiaomo said indifferently.
Belch!
So straightforward!
"Boy, I'm going to show you my supernatural powers today. Master Ziyang trembled angrily.
"Hmph, boy, you're going to die, Master Ziyang is going to demonstrate his stunt of turning stones into sand, and he will slap you into meat paste when he stops. "One person looks at Lu Xiaomo like a dead man.
Master Ziyang walked to the table in the center of the field in a huff, there were five or six stones on the table, he picked up a palm-sized stone, held it in the air, pinched it hard, clicked!
"Ahh
"Yes, Master Ziyang rarely uses this stunt, it seems that he is really angry!"
"It's a blessing to be able to see with your own eyes today, pinching stones into sand!"
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When everyone was surprised, Master Ziyang had already crushed four stones in an instant, shocking everyone again and again.
Lu Xiaomo's pupils contracted, and he knew in his heart that there must be something wrong with this stone, it must be an artificial stone, and a blasting device is installed in it.
"Fellow Daoists, take a look, is there anything wrong with this stone?" Master Ziyang took the stone again for everyone to look at, and began to show it.
Many people checked it and returned it to Master Ziyang, "The master is superb, there is no problem with the stone." ”
At this time, Master Ziyang angrily walked towards Lu Xiaomo, uh, finally here.
"Lu Xiaomo, you're going to be unlucky now, Master Ziyang came to settle accounts with you, you better slip away. Lan Lingling looked at Lu Xiaomo with a smile, waiting to see a good show.
Lu Xiaomo rolled his eyes and slipped his hair, Master, I can still be afraid that he will not succeed as a liar.
Master Ziyang walked up to Lu Xiaomo with the stone, but he first looked at Lan Lingling beside Lu Xiaomo and said, "This girl, can you crush this stone?"
Lan Lingling hurriedly hid behind Lu Xiaomo, poked out his little head and shook his little hand, "I can't." ”
Master Ziyang smiled slyly and handed the stone to Lu Xiaomo, "Little friend, can you crush it?"
Lu Xiaomo took the stone, played with it, his dark eyes turned a few times, looked at Master Ziyang and said, "Can the master perform again, it was too far away just now, I didn't see it clearly." ”
"Huh...... Let's demonstrate it again. Master Ziyang grinned, thinking that Lu Xiaomo was afraid.
Lu Xiaomo handed over the stone, his hand shook, the stone fell to the ground, he bent down to pick it up, there were stones under his feet, he picked up another piece casually, and put it in the hands of Master Ziyang, "Master, it's all stones anyway, don't you mind crushing this piece." ”
Belch!
Master Ziyang froze suddenly, looked down at the prop stones on the ground, and then looked at the stones that were wrapped by Lu Xiaomo in his hands, and wanted to cry without tears.
Anyway, your sister! I don't mind your sister! Poor Dao minds very well, don't you? You give me a real stone, the ghost will crush it!
However, Master Ziyang deserves to be called an old Jianghu, and after thinking about it for a while, he adjusted his demeanor and said with a straight face: "Little friend, you are afraid that the terrible Gang Qi will leak and hurt your internal organs." ”
Ziyang plans to scare everyone away so that they can steal the beams and change the pillars.
When everyone heard this, they retreated one after another, fearing that they would hurt themselves by leaking their anger.
Seeing that everyone was retreating, Master Ziyang showed a smug smile, and waited for Lu Xiaomo to retreat.
However, Lu Xiaomo was still standing in place, and said happily: "Master, I'm not afraid, you can demonstrate the stunt of pinching stones." ”
"Master, since this kid doesn't know whether to live or die, you will fulfill him. ”
"Yes, to fulfill this boy, it is better to shock him to death with your terrible anger. ”
"Yes, master, it was this kid who killed himself and blamed others, even if he was shocked to death, we will testify for you. ”
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Master Ziyang was stunned, and the muscles on his face twitched, shaking your sister to death!
"Master Ziyang, it's okay now, you can show it. Lu Xiaomo touched his chin and smiled.
"Ahem!" Master Ziyang waved his robe, threw away the stones, and made a gesture of retracting his strength, and said, "If you consume too much mana today, you won't be as knowledgeable as this kid, so spare your life." ”
With that, the stunned crowd turned around and returned to the center of the field, shouting, "Ignite the fire!"
The person next to Lu Xiaomo looked at Lu Xiaomo fiercely, and said viciously: "Boy, Master Ziyang is kind-hearted, compassionate, and unwilling to hurt the innocent, count yourself lucky." ”
I saw a tray on the table, there were twenty small bowls on the tray, and there were twenty spherical objects in the small bowls, and an apprentice lit them with a lighter, and the twenty spherical objects immediately ignited a raging fire.
Master Ziyang suddenly picked up one of the fireballs, and the fireball sneered and burned in his hand, but Master Ziyang was unharmed, and took the fireball and stuffed it into his mouth.
After a while, he exhaled a puff of green smoke and his eyes widened, "It's delicious!"
"Master awesome, this is the legendary mouth swallowing fire, amazing!"
"The master really deserves to be a master, he has an iron stomach and a copper stomach, and can withstand such a high temperature, what is it if he is not a god. ”
"Amazing, too powerful, Master Ziyang is my idol. ”
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Everyone immediately applauded, and the applause was like a tide, which lasted for a long time. Master Ziyang swallowed a few more fireballs, and said with a radiant expression, "Would you like to taste it?"
Master Ziyang ordered an apprentice to walk to the crowd with a tray, looked at a middle-aged man and said, "This fellow Daoist, are you willing to give it a try." ”
"No!" the man immediately took three or four steps back, shaking his head like a rattle.
Master Ziyang looked at an elderly man again, "Would this fellow Daoist be willing to taste it?"
"Oops, my high blood pressure is again, dizzy! Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang, help me!" The old man clutched his head and shook his head.
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Master Ziyang turned to Lu Xiaomo's side again, looked at Lan Lingling and said, "Little girl, would you like to taste it?"
"I don't taste it!" Lan Lingling hid behind Lu Xiaomo like a frightened sparrow, looking at the blazing fireball in fear.
Master Ziyang smiled slyly, glanced at Lu Xiaomo with ill will, and said with a smile: "This little fellow Daoist, would you like to taste it?"
"Nima, come back! Do you think I'm a bully, and I specialize in bullying Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu gave you face, didn't you?" Lu Xiaomo said.