Chapter 86 The dirtiest thing is the woman

Master Ziyang's smile stopped abruptly, how ugly it was like eating.

"Boy, apologize immediately!"

"Yes, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy! Otherwise, even if Master Ziyang spares you, we will beat you to death!"

……

Everyone immediately gritted their teeth and was indignant.

Lu Xiaomo took a step forward, grabbed one of the fireballs, stuffed it into his mouth without hesitation, smashed it, and said happily: "It tastes good!"

Yes!

What's the situation? This young man can swallow a lot of fire! It's like eating jelly beans, so easily.

Everyone was stunned, and their eyes bulged out.

Lan Lingling suddenly walked up to Lu Xiaomo and said curiously, "Your mouth is not burned?"

"It's okay, it's delicious, or you can eat one too." Lu Xiaomo said.

"Don't!"

Lan Lingling screamed, and at this moment, Lu Xiaomo took out another fireball and stuffed it directly into Lan Lingling's cherry mouth.

"Ahh

Lan Lingling wanted to resist, but it was too late, and he immediately lowered his head and covered his neck, wanting to spit out the fireball in his mouth. Suddenly, I felt that my mouth was not hot, and I mustered up the courage to chew it.

Crunch.

"yes, it's delicious! Jelly beans, strawberry flavored!"

Lan Lingling took out a fireball from the bowl on the tray again, and stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word, his pretty face was full of enjoyment, and he squinted his eyes and said, "It's delicious, it's so delicious, this is orange flavor!"

What's the situation?

Everyone's eyes fell to the ground and froze on the ground, and they didn't react for a long time.

There were still a few fireballs left on the tray, Lan Lingling grabbed the tray and invited everyone to taste it, "You can really eat it, if you don't believe it, you can taste it." ”

Wei Fatzi trembled and walked over, carefully took a fireball, the temperature was not as high as the body temperature of a person, and swallowed it in one gulp.

Nima, I can also swallow the fire in my mouth, and I immediately sighed in my heart, my one million pills are fake.

At this time, a few bold people ate a few more.

The next moment, everyone went crazy.

"Liar! Master Ziyang is a liar!" said one person angrily.

"How is that possible? How can my god be a liar?"

"Master Ziyang is there! Catch him, don't let him run away. ”

"Catch this dead liar and shoot him!"

……

However, everyone looked around, but there was no trace of Master Ziyang.

"There!" one shouted, pointing to the jungle behind.

I saw more than a dozen figures running into the depths of the forest, crowded with people.

"It must be Master Ziyang and his Tuo who escaped, everyone chases together!"

Da Da ......

Everyone poured over like a tidal wave.

"You old liar, give me back the 200,000 that I lied to me last time!"

"Give me back 500,000!"

……

After a while, there were only three people left in the huge venue, Lu Xiaomo, Lan Lingling, and Wei Fatzi, and the rest of them went to chase Master Ziyang.

I saw Wei Fatzi frozen there motionless, and his expression collapsed and muttered, "My 10 million, 10 million ......"

Lu Xiaomo walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder, "Hey, fatty, it's not 10 million, it's 1 million!"

At this time, Wei Fatzi was still thinking about his dream of tens of millions of yuan, and his uncle obeyed you.

"What's going on?" Wei Fatzi's body shook, and his eyes were sloppy.

"Master Ziyang, the idol and god in your mind is a complete liar! I cheated you out of a million!" Lu Xiaomo said loudly.

"Ahh

Wei Fatzi screamed and chased in the direction of Master Ziyang's escape, and after running a few steps, he suddenly fell on his heels, but he staggered up and chased after him again.

Lu Xiaomo shook his head and sighed: "Alas, I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place." ”

Lan Lingling walked up to Lu Xiaomo and said curiously, "Hey, Lu Xiaomo, how do you know that this Ziyang Master is a liar?"

"Hehe, Lingling, why didn't you chase Master Ziyang, are you reluctant to let me stay with me. Lu Xiaomo answered the question.

Lan Lingling pouted and said, "I asked you how you know that Master Ziyang is a liar, don't talk nonsense with me, do you tell me or not?"

Hey, this little girl, asking other people's questions is so domineering and unreasonable!

"Just let me kiss it and I'll tell you. Lu Xiaomo said with a smile.

"Hmph, just forget it if you don't tell me. Lan Lingling's nose was almost crooked, and he glanced at Lu Xiaomo angrily.

"Forget it, I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth, he's a liar, I sniff it with my nose and know he's a liar. Lu Xiaomo shook his hair and said.

"Sniff your nose, are you a dog? Lu Xiaomo, do you know what animal is the dirtiest in the world? It's a dog, because it eats!" Lan Lingling smiled coquettishly.

Lan Lingling said that this sentence was insinuating, and scolded Lu Xiaomo for being the dirtiest dog in the world.

However, Lu Xiaomo said categorically: "Wrong! The dirtiest thing in the world is women!"

"Huh" Lan Lingling was surprised and asked, "Why?"

"Because I have never seen a woman take a bath in my life, do you say that you women will never take a bath in your life?" Lu Xiaomo touched his chin, glanced Lan Lingling up and down with malicious intentions, and finally, his gaze stayed on her twin peaks.

???

Even if the economic crisis comes, Lu Xiaomo, you can't afford it.

"Shameless!" Lan Lingling took a sip and walked away in a huff.

Lu Xiaomo was as thick-skinned as a city wall, and he would care about her words, so he walked over and pestered her to say that if Lan Lingling hadn't wanted to know if Master Ziyang had been caught, I am afraid that he would have gone down the mountain long ago.

……

After about half an hour, most of the people came back scolding, listless and dejected.

"Paralysis, this time Lao Tzu admits planting, next time let me catch this Ziyang, this old bastard, and see that I don't abolish him. ”

"Uncle Rita, if I meet this king and eight lambs, Lao Tzu will definitely break his third leg. ”

After another half an hour, all of them came back, and they didn't catch a single hair, and they all went down the mountain.

"Hey, this dead fat man is strange, why hasn't he come back yet. Lan Lingling pushed Lu Xiaomo, who was lying on the stone and was drowsy.

"You care so much about the dead fat man, you won't have a leg with him, right?" Lu Xiaomo yawned while lying on the stone, and said without hesitation.

"Lu Xiaomo, your uncle, are you still a man? With you talking like this, my grandfather is blind, why did he marry me to you. Lan Lingling stood up abruptly and scolded angrily.

Lu Xiaomo slammed a spirit, drowsy at all, realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly stood up and apologized: "Lingling, don't be angry, I was wrong, I was wrong." ”

Lan Ling's aura glared at Lu Xiaomo, eager to kill this thing.

"If you're really angry, you're going to slap me. Lu Xiaomo walked up to Lan Lingling, grabbed her right hand and asked her to slap her face.

The reason why Lu Xiaomo did this, he concluded that Lan Lingling would not dare to slap him in the face, because Lan Lingling was afraid of Lu Xiaomo's more crazy revenge.

"You let go of my hand, I don't fight. Lan Lingling hurriedly broke free.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaomo trusted her judgment even more, pressed step by step, grabbed her right hand and let her beat, and pretended to say: "If you are still angry, slap me to dissipate your anger." ”

"Smack!"

Lan Lingling rewarded Lu Xiaomo with a resounding slap.

"You're really fighting!" Lu Xiaomo touched his aching cheeks and said dumbfounded.