Chapter Seventy-Seven: Tobacco and Alcohol Are Not Separated

Lu Chen was so relieved that even he began to admire himself, when did he have such a good eloquence? He simply praised the earth as unparalleled in the world, hundreds of times better than the immortal realm where the legendary immortals lived.

"Bragging, right? How can there be such a place in this world, and the real fairy world is nothing more than that!" someone began to mutter, his face full of disbelief.

Lu Chen immediately quit, you girl, why is this seat working so hard? Isn't it so that you can make it easier for you in the future? For you to have a stable job in the future? Just like a certain great man said, this seat is for the benefit of the people, it is selfless dedication, you are so good, you dare to question the words of this seat?

It's really unbearable for uncles and aunts!

Lu Chen took a deep breath, put the big horn to his mouth, and shouted: "Do you think I'm bragging? Do you think I'm like a braggart? Please, open your eyes and take a closer look? Young Master Ben is so handsome, so trendy, so honest, so .....! How could he lie to you?"

"We don't know you, who knows if what you're saying is true or not?"

"Damn!" Lu Chen stroked his forehead, took out a Chinese brand cigarette and lit it, spit out a perfect smoke ring, and said, "I understand your feelings, after all, we are not very familiar with each other, this is normal." But it's okay if you don't believe me, you can't help but believe in Monkey King, right?"

"What does this have to do with Monkey King?" the people began to be confused.

"Of course it does. Lu Chen said righteously: "Have you seen what I have eaten in my mouth? Do you know what this is called? I don't know? Let me tell you, this is called a cigarette, what is a cigarette, you must not have seen it, right? This is a good thing, specially prepared for you immortal cultivators, it can relieve endless loneliness." ”

"Think about it, when you cultivate, you often retreat for decades or even hundreds of years. Think about it, hundreds of years or even longer, what a long time, the changes of the sun and the moon, the vicissitudes of life, don't you sigh when you wake up? When you sigh, are you very disappointed in your heart? Are you very melancholy? Do you want something to dispel the thoughts in your heart?"

"What does this have to do with Monkey King?"

Lu Chen shook his head, with a compassionate look, and said: "Of course it matters, Monkey King cares about all sentient beings and thinks about you, so I sent these things from the earth, which is to relieve your loneliness." ”

"You're saying that all these things were given to us by Monkey King?"

"No, no, no, it's not for you, it's not time yet, the Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!'" Lu Chen said: "Monkey King has now become a Buddha, he asked me to get these things, is he trying to try them for you first, do you understand the Fa by example? If it is feasible, we will vigorously promote it in the future, and strive to make everyone who cultivates immortals have a cigarette and can afford to smoke!"

"Monkey King is really a good person!"

"Yes, we should remember him and go back to sculpt the golden body of Monkey King and worship him. ”

"yes, that's right. Lu Chen nodded with satisfaction and said, "You see, since Monkey King believes in me and asks me to bring cigarettes from the earth, think about it, can the earth be bad? If the earth is not good, can you raise a good person like me?"

People were stunned for a moment, and they were fooled by Lu Chen and forgot about the south, south, and north.

"Yes, if you don't believe this guy, don't you still believe in Monkey King?"

I don't know who started, many people began to kneel down, worship Lu Chen, and chanted: "Thank you Lu Chen, thank you Monkey King, Lu Chen's God and Monkey King have a long life!"

"Well, that's right. Lu Chen's heart was full of joy, just a few words, he won the trust of so many people, this is a good thing, in the future, the Three Realms Express Company will not worry about people finding fault when it opens to these places.

Business is not so easy to do, although Lu Chen has never done business, but he knows that no matter where he is, good interpersonal relationships are the most important, especially in the service industry, no matter who he faces, he must have good interpersonal relationships.

"Am I making a name for the earth, or am I giving a reputation to the tobacco companies on the earth?" Lu Chen laughed himself, or both.

The tricycle slowly passed through the Earth Immortal Realm, heading towards the Dongsheng Divine Continent, and the machine spirit muttered while driving the tricycle: "Is the earth so good?

"Bang!"

Lu Chen became angry when he heard this, and a superb immortal stone smashed on the head of the machine spirit, and shouted: "What are you muttering? Drive your car well, be careful of the accident." ”

"You, can there be a car accident in the Earth Immortal Realm?" the machine spirit was about to cry, and twisted the accelerator as if he were venting.

The speed of the tricycle suddenly increased, turned into a ray of light, and disappeared at the end of the sky. A large area of admiration was left behind him.

In Zixiao Palace, Hongjun Daozu sat on the futon, tasting the wine, looking at a vivid picture in front of him, and smiled: "This little rabbit cub is quite capable of tossing!"

In the Doushi Palace outside the thirty-three heavens, Taishang Laojun was studying his mobile phone, and suddenly showed a look of joy, and commanded loudly: "Tong'er, go and bring my green cow, I want to go to Huaguo Mountain to see Brother Lu Dao." ”

The newcomer Dao Tong looked confused: "Who is Brother Lu Dao? Such a big face? Could it be that the scattered immortal Lu Press? But he doesn't have this qualification?"

Lu Chen galloped, did not hide his whereabouts at all, and went directly to Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Along the way, some terrifying demons appeared, as if they had taken a fancy to Lu Chen's tricycle and wanted to snatch it, but they were either blocked by the machine spirit, or they were knocked away by the defense of the tricycle itself.

Lu Chen had a good time, the machine spirit was a lifeform given by the boss of Hongjun, and the tricycle was refined by Taishang Laojun, both of which were from saints, how could they be cleaned up by a group of demons?

The speed of the tricycle was fast, exceeding the speed of light, but there were still some demons chasing after it, Lu Chen didn't pay attention to it, and directly followed the guidance of the map to Dongsheng Shenzhou, and then found Huaguo Mountain.

When a group of demons who followed down saw that there was Huaguo Mountain in front of them, they immediately stopped and left one after another.

Just kidding, who in the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth and Man doesn't know that the lord of Huaguo Mountain likes to fight demons the most, so rushing up like this, isn't it looking for a draw?

"Hahaha.....!"

With a long roar that shook the sky, even the clouds in the sky were scattered, and a golden light rose from the Huaguo Mountain, revealing the figure of a monkey.

This is a golden monkey wearing chain mail and cloud-chasing boots. He stood in the air, not tall, but as if made of gold, he radiated a golden light.

With a flash of golden light, Sun Wukong suddenly appeared beside Lu Chen and said, "You are Brother Lu, right? Why did you come, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"

"I'm sorry, Brother Monkey, my little brother has something to delay, you know, it's far away. Lu Chen explained embarrassedly.

Lu Chen looked at Sun Wukong, this legendary existence is really similar to the TV series, but the momentum of looking at the world is much stronger than that in TV. Lu Chen felt that although Sun Wukong was thin and small, standing in front of him was like a majestic mountain, which needed to be looked up to and insurmountable!

"Sure enough, it is worthy of the Monkey King, this kind of momentum is not weaker than the Jade Emperor!"

Lu Chen saw the appearance of the Jade Emperor when he was angry, and that kind of momentum was at the same level as the current Monkey King, which could be said to be on par with him.

"It's okay, I didn't expect you to be a mortal, Brother Lu. Sun Wukong said with some surprise.

A mortal came all the way from the earth to the earth immortal realm, which is already very strange in itself, not to mention that Lu Chen and Taishang Laojun also have dealings, this is also Sun Wukong, if it is a different person, it is estimated that he will be shocked and speechless.

"Hehe, look at what you said, Brother Monkey, what's wrong with mortals?" Lu Chen asked.

"No, Brother Lu, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that. Sun Wukong said suddenly.

"Brother Lu, you have worked hard from afar, you Brother Monkey and I are ready, let's go, let's drink and taste my monkey wine?" Sun Wukong put his arm around Lu Chen's shoulder, like an old friend who hadn't seen him for many years, and said affectionately.

"Okay, it's my honor that I, Lu Chen, can drink with you in my life, Brother Monkey, but before that, I have to smoke a cigarette first!" Lu Chen took out a cigarette and handed it to Sun Wukong, and at the same time lit one himself, spit out a perfect eye circle, and said: "Since ancient times, tobacco and alcohol have not been separated, how can you only drink alcohol without smoking?"

"Hahaha... What Brother Lu said makes sense, it makes sense, let's go, cigarettes and alcohol are not separated. Sun Wukong laughed heartily.

No one can understand Sun Wukong's loneliness, Sun Wukong is active by nature, fighting, killing and drinking is his life, but since he became a fighting holy Buddha, this day has been depressed, for no other reason, it is too dull.

He wants to fight, but where is his prestige, who dares to fight him? He wants to drink, to be honest, whether it is to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, or to learn from the West, he has offended a lot of people, and many people drink with him just because they are afraid of his ability, rather than really making him a friend, so ah, the appearance of cigarettes and Lu Chen made Sun Wukong feel that the world seems to see hope again!

In Sun Wukong's heart, there is no distinction between immortals and mortals, and there is not even a distinction between demons, all he cares about is sincerity. No matter what the reason is, Lu Chen, a mortal, can bring himself such a large cart of cigarettes from such a far away place on the earth, this is credit, Sun Wukong feels that Lu Chen can pay it first.

A large cart of cigarettes was put away by Sun Wukong, and neither of them said anything, but Lu Chen knew that a person like Sun Wukong had done something for him, and he would never treat him badly. This is exactly the result that Lu Chen wants.

Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness and influence are absolutely undoubted, if they make a friend like Sun Wukong, no one will dare to bully them if they drive the Three Realms Express Company to Dongsheng Shenzhou in the future.