Chapter Seventy-Six: The Earth is a Good Place
The dignified Monkey King, that is the idol in the minds of many earthlings? If people know that Monkey King also likes to smoke, I don't know how many people's jaws will be shocked. If people know that Monkey King is addicted to smoking because of Lu Chen, Lu Chen estimates that he will be able to become famous overnight and become the hottest Internet celebrity of our time!
Lu Chen couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, Sun Wukong wanted to smoke, of course he had to satisfy this desire, and he had to meet it.
"Brother Monkey, isn't it just cigarettes? Lu Chen said excitedly.
Sun Wukong, there are too many legends left, if he can see Sun Wukong, Lu Chen feels that his life is worth it.
"Hey, okay, I'll send you the address, I'll wait for you." ”
On the other end of the phone, a monkey with a thunderous face was scratching his ears and cheeks, holding a mobile phone in one hand and a cigarette in his mouth, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, his face full of excitement.
This person is the famous Monkey King, he is very excited at this time, since he traveled to the west to learn the scriptures, he became a fighting holy Buddha, there are no monsters to fight, there is nothing to do every day, it is too boring for him, tens of thousands of years have passed, and he almost did not suffocate to death. But there is nothing in this world that can relieve him of loneliness.
No, it was okay a few days ago, I was too bored, I went to the Tushi Palace outside the thirty-three heavens to talk to the old man of Taishang Laojun, and I didn't think about it, but I saw Taishang Laojun smoking something called cigarettes. This is a rare thing, I've never seen it before.
With Sun Wukong's character, of course, you have to try something strange when you encounter it, no, it is inevitable to become addicted after spoiling a few cigarettes of Taishang Laojun.
Lu Chen brought a lot of cigarettes to Taishang Laojun, but he couldn't stand the fact that the two of them were immortals, immortals smoked, and they were not afraid of cancer, of course, they were consumed faster than mortals, and they were almost finished in a few days. Besides, although the old man of Taishang Laojun is kind, he is also one of the Three Qing Saints, who can get what he wants to hide? Even Sun Wukong can't!
No, Sun Wukong finally asked for two cigarettes from Taishang Laojun, and after only three or four days' work, there was only half a pack left, and there was no way but to ask for a mobile phone from Taishang Laojun and call Lu Chen.
Taishang Laojun's mobile phone has been preliminarily developed, and Sun Wukong is the first beneficiary.
Lu Chen hung up the phone, and after a while, a message came from the mobile phone, and when he opened it, it was indeed Sun Wukong, and the address showed Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, the Earth Immortal Realm.
"Is it really Sun Wukong?" Yan Shuxin asked in disbelief.
It's amazing, it's incredible, Sun Wukong, who doesn't admire it?
"Eight or nine is not far from ten, in this world, who dares to pretend to be him?" Lu Chen said.
At this time, Yang Dongqing came out of the kitchen and said casually: "Why not, isn't there a six-eared macaque who has pretended to be Sun Wukong?"
"That monkey has been killed by Sun Wukong. Yan Shuxin said with a smile.
"What are you guys talking about? You are such a big person, are you still discussing Journey to the West? Please, is that just a TV series?" Yang Dongqing said helplessly.
Lu Chen and Yan Shuxin glanced at each other, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, for fear that Yang Dongqing would be angry, this kind of thing is not good to tell Yang Dongqing, even if he said it, Yang Dongqing may not believe it, because it is too bizarre.
After chatting for a while, Lu Chen got up and said goodbye, "You guys should rest early, I'm going to deliver cigarettes to Monkey King." ”
Yang Dongqing laughed out loud as soon as he 'poofed', and scolded coquettishly: "Hurry up and get out, go see your eldest brother Sun." ”
And Yan Shuxin, there was a hint of yearning in his beautiful eyes, how good would it be if he could also go to see Sun Wukong with Lu Chen?
Earth fairy world, Huaguo Mountain, fairy ......!
What is not the one that mortals yearn for?
At this time, it was already late, and Lu Chen didn't plan to really rush to deliver cigarettes to Sun Monkey. At this time, Lu Chen had slowly calmed down. Sun Wukong is indeed very powerful and has a very high status, but his current identity is definitely not lower than that of Sun Wukong, and he will see him sooner or later, so why rush for a while?
What's more, going to see Sun Wukong is not a trivial matter, you must be fully prepared, Lu Chen doesn't have time to send cigarettes to Sun Wukong every once in a while.
Lu Chen went home to continue his cultivation, and did not go to work the next day, took two days off, took out half of the 800,000 cash from the bank, and then spent half a day running all over the major shopping malls in Qin'an City, buying thousands of cigarettes at once, putting them in rings, and then finding a corner where no one was and soaring into the sky.
In the infinite universe, a tricycle rumbled by, like a meteor, dragging its long tail into the depths of the starry sky.
The tricycle was full of cigarettes, and after entering the starry sky of the universe, Lu Chen put all the cigarettes in the ring into the tricycle, this was the first time he used the tricycle to deliver couriers to people outside the earth, although he bought this courier out of his own pocket.
On Earth, some astronomers saw a tricycle printed with the Three Realms Express Company flashing in the starry sky through the information transmitted by the space station, and they were immediately stunned, like a clay sculpture, and immediately petrified.
That is, from this day on, there is another legend about the starry sky of the universe, in the boundless void universe, there is another life, and there is also another courier company, called 'Three Realms Express Company!'
Of course, this is just a legend, and it is only a legend among a very small number of people, and most people do not know about it, and even if they do, they will only listen to it as a joke.
"Wearing the stars and the moon, stepping on the galaxy, chasing the sun and the moon in a tricycle, a little light in the darkness .......!"
Lu Chen howled in the cosmic starry sky, accompanied by the explosion of some planets that had lost their lives, like igniting endless fireworks, brilliant and beautiful, illuminating the dark cosmic starry sky in front of him.
A little light in the darkness, Lu Chen felt that his future was limitless, and he was full of spirit!
"I said, boy, can you stop singing?
Since there is this Three Realms Express tricycle, the machine spirit feels very aggrieved, you say that you Lu Chen doesn't know anything, I was originally created by Hongjun Daozu to serve you, and I will naturally send you to the place you want to arrive according to your requirements, but what if you want a whole tricycle for Mao? Isn't this robbing me of my job?
Why do you want me to be your driver? It's not fair, I'm a private car, not a driver!
It's a pity that the protest is invalid, Lu Chen doesn't care so much, your protest is just a prop, why is there so many reasons? Didn't the robot see the protest? You are just a tool, what's the difference between you and the robot? Just work according to the instructions!
'Bang!'
With a soft sound, the tricycle broke the world barrier and entered the Earth Immortal Realm, which immediately attracted people's attention.
"Look, what's that? Where did it come from?"
"It's amazing, isn't it? It's one more wheel than the legendary Hot Wheels of Nezha, the great god of the Three Altars Sea Society, is this to compare the third prince of Nezha?"
The earth immortal realm is incomparably vast, except for the cultivators, in fact, it is almost the same as the earth, most of them are mortals, and the cultivators account for a minority.
The earth immortal world is not the real immortal world, after all, there are still very few people who can really become immortals, like the third prince of Nezha, who is famous in the three worlds of heaven and earth, there are not many people who have really seen him, and in the hearts of more people, Nezha is also a legendary existence.
"Hey, what's in those three-wheeled monsters, and why does it look so strange?"
"And that guy, what is he eating? Can he still smoke?"
"And what is that word? What does that mean?"
Lu Chen is very high-profile, his Three Realms Express Company will open sooner or later, the purpose is also to do the business of these people, of course, it can't be hidden, the more people know, the better, this is a great opportunity for publicity.
I have to say that the place where the gods live is different, and there are many people, and some people actually recognize the words on the tricycle, the Three Realms Express.
"Three Realms Express, what the hell is that?"
It's just that, although they recognize those words, people don't understand what they mean.
And at this moment, Lu Chen felt a big horn from his body and began to shout: "Hello immortals, I am Lu Chen, from the earth, I am very happy to meet you, we will be friends from now on." ”
Lu Chen was too high-profile, and people were very surprised, looking at Lu Chen's gaze with deep vigilance.
This is the earth fairy world, gods and demons are everywhere, it is a place to reason with fists, if you accidentally offend someone, it will be miserable, bad luck will be wiped out, the soul can not be left, reincarnation is impossible.
Of course, it is not Lu Chen's strength that people are in awe, a clear-eyed person can see at a glance that Lu Chen is just an ordinary person, and any cultivator can probably destroy him. But the things on the three wheels that people drive are not simple, they are definitely artifacts, and mortals who can drive the artifact all over the world will be ordinary? I wonder if there is a real god standing behind them.
There are also people who are very bold and mutter, "What is the earth? ”
Hearing this, Lu Chen began to shout again: "Haven't you heard of the earth? That's a pity, let me tell you, the earth is a good place, with outstanding people, beautiful mountains and rivers, high-rise buildings, and busy traffic." There is absolutely nothing you can't see, only what you can't think of. ”
"On Earth, you can see mortals flying in airplanes, you can see mortals swimming in submarines into the sea, you can see mortals making an atomic bomb comparable to the full force of your gods here. ”
"On Earth, you can see mortals turning the sea into land, and you can see mortals turning deserts into oases!"
"In short, the earth is a good place, much better than you here who only care about cultivating immortals, all of them are miracles!"