Guo Dalu said this cross talk joke, in a different world, is actually said by a non-famous cross talk actor surnamed Guo, this grassroots folk artist, the four lessons of cross talk can be learned, teased and sang, which is already very remarkable.

In the cross talk world, loud actors generally focus on a certain aspect, either focusing on speaking, or focusing on and amusing, there are few all-rounders who can mention anything, but this non-famous cross talk actor surnamed Guo can afford it, this person can be called everyone in cross talk creation and performance.

And the cross talk that Li Xiake is talking about now is the cross talk "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" created by this benevolent brother, but when he arrived at Guo Dalu, he naturally had to make some changes, and directly changed the name to "I want to win the award", which is already very obvious for the intention of the Golden Phoenix Award.

After confronting Tian Zhongchi in the background, hearing Tian Zhongchi's exclamation, Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Why is cross talk declining now? It is because of the light hunger! After these people entered the system, they were busy intriguing all day long, and their creative desires, creative environment, and personal mentality have undergone tremendous changes.

Tian Zhongchi is loyal and honest, and he is embarrassed to deny this, nodding and saying: "Indeed, the innovation in the entire industry is insufficient, and the cultural level is worse than the other. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, if you don't work hard, they deserve to be hungry! The times are different, and the creative concept can't keep up with the times, then it is destined to be eliminated, and death is also damned, why should you worry about them? They don't worry about themselves, you don't have to worry about it!"

Tian Zhongchi said: "I really love cross talk, those of them are making profits for themselves in the name of love cross talk, once they achieve their goals and can make money, this cross talk will be thrown aside by them! For them, cross talk is just a stepping stone, and if they have used it, they can throw it away! I'm different, I really love this industry!"

Guo Dalu said: "Since you love cross talk so much, then we have to talk about him even more, I was originally going to say just one thing in this show and it will be over, but for the sake of your old face, this Xiaolin Conference, let's just stick to the end, I still have a lot of jokes!"

Tian Zhongchi said: "That's a good dare! I will continue to have as many jokes as you want, and I'm not doing it for money, I'm just for fun! In this environment, it's difficult to find an occasion for a cross talk actor to perform!"

After preparing in the background for a while, two pots of tea were drunk, and then it was Guo Dalu's turn to appear.

In order to ensure the effect of the program, the TV station deliberately arranged Guo Dalu's program to the end, just for the finale, as soon as Guo Dalu and Tian Zhongchi appeared on the stage, the whole venue was full of joy, whistles, shouts, applause, and laughter.

This kind of performance is the aura that comes with the star, and many people in the audience really want to see what works Guo Dalu can bring to everyone from the bottom of their hearts, and they have high expectations for him.

Even some colleagues in the entertainment industry are very curious about what kind of comedy Guo Dalu can create, and they are confident to perform on this stage. The key is that this guy has so many things, the work at hand, just take out one, it's much more important than this Xiaolin Conference, but he still wants to engage in this cross talk without doing his job, everyone wants to see what the work that can make him think so hard is like.

"Yo, today's audience is very enthusiastic!"

Guo Dalu stood on the stage and arched his hands to all sides: "Are you here, huh? Everyone is busy and still here to cheer, thank you very much for your kindness, if you have something, you might as well go first, as long as you leave the money." ”

Tian Zhongchi said: "Do you say this? As soon as you open your mouth, you ask people for money!"

Guo Dalu: "I'm not poor and can't open the pot, I think that the people who come in and out are rich people, and they give me two dates, even if it leaks a little bit from the crack of the finger, it is enough for me to buy some and pay for a few days!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Good guy, this is all mixed to the point of eating instant noodles, this mixed up is really not very good! Then let me ask you, what are you doing? How did you get mixed into this field?"

Guo Dalu held his head high and patted his chest: "I am a performance artist!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Wow! It's the first time I've heard of a poor artist who can't even afford instant noodles!"

The two of them talk and agree, this is called a hot scene, and slowly bring the audience into the atmosphere they want to create, which is called performing arts, otherwise if you go straight to the theme from the beginning, the transition will be too blunt, and I won't take it.

After talking for two or three minutes of foreshadowing, the two of them got to the point, and the emotions of the audience were also mobilized.

Guo Dalu looked worse than death on stage: "I'm unlucky!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Is there something unfortunate, say it and make everyone happy!"

Guo Dalu: "Hey, you old thing! Is there a security guard? Help me fork him out and throw him to the crematorium!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey, you're ruthless!"

Guo Dalu: "I'm unlucky! Don't provoke me! As an actor, I can't even receive a normal script, either playing a dead corpse or being a background, sometimes I have to be a miscellaneous person, I have never mixed a line, you say that I am an actor from the acting department, is it miserable?"

Tian Zhongchi: "That's really miserable! But in the film and television industry, people don't say it, there is a doorway inside!"

Guo Dalu: "Yes! There is indeed a way! Some actresses sleep with the director in order to become famous in TV and movies!"

Wow!

The audience didn't expect that Guo Dalu, such a big director, would directly attack the unspoken rules of the film and television industry, and they were all taken aback and applauded. all know the unspoken rules in the film and television industry in the future, but the insiders who say it openly and openly are probably Guo Dalu alone.

Tian Zhongchi looked surprised: "Really?"

Guo Dalu nodded and said: "You must not be wrong! I have seen too much! Except for Director Guo Dalu, the rest of the directors can't help but secretly sleep with the actress! Director Guo is still a serious person!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Tian Zhongchi: "Yes, I really haven't heard of an actress sleeping with Director Guo, it seems that he is a good woman, but what if he is a good man?"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

Tian Zhongchi's sentence was simply hanging, and Guo Dalu, who smashed it, was slightly stunned on the stage, almost unable to pick it up, and said after a while: "You were sneaked by him?"

Tian Zhongchi hurriedly waved his hand: "No!

When the two practiced privately, there was actually no rehearsal of a paragraph, a word, or a word, but Guo Dalu told Tian Zhongchi the meaning of the whole paragraph, and the real performance had to be performed on the spot.

Guo Dalu didn't expect Tian Zhongchi's on-site ability to be so strong, and it was just right, but if Guo Dalu reacted slowly, it might not be able to catch it, but fortunately, Guo Dalu's on-site ability was not bad, but he was able to catch it easily.

At the moment, he said casually: "I hope this Guo Dao is a good man, but I have taken a bath several times, and I dangle in front of him every day, and I haven't mixed him to look at me." I hate it!"

Tian Zhongchi: "What do you hate?"

Guo Dalu: "I hate it, why are there no female directors?"

……

Guo Dalu: "Later, I finally found an opportunity, I took a shower and sprayed half a catty of perfume on my body. ”

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey, are you wearing perfume or drinking perfume?"

Guo Dalu: "What's the matter, don't you make yourself fragrant, how can you sleep with a female director?"

Tanaka nodded and said, "Yes, but your honor, other female directors may not be able to look at it." ”

Guo Dalu: "What do you know? Today's female directors like strong men!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey!"

When everyone in the audience heard this, they laughed again, but they didn't expect Guo Dalu's ridicule to be so strong.

Guo Dalu: "I walked to the door of the female director's room and took a look, it's broken!"

Tian Zhongchi said: "What?"

Guo Dalu said: "I'm a step late, and the producer is lying there!"

Burst!

At this time, Wang Xiaolu, Song Qian and others were also watching at the front desk, and they all laughed when they heard the words. Song Qian put her arm around Wang Xiaolu's shoulders and smiled back and forth: "Brother Da Lu, is this going to offend the female directors of the entire entertainment industry?"