After hearing Guo Dalu's ridicule, several female directors couldn't help laughing and scolding: "This Guo Da Bad is becoming more and more of a thing, even this is ridiculous, we are looking for you to provoke you?"

The camera at the scene lost no time in aiming the camera at them, and made a close-up, which made several female directors very embarrassed, and laughed awkwardly.

In fact, in the entertainment industry, there are female directors sleeping with male actors, but several female directors on the scene can still hold it, they just feel embarrassed and funny, and feel that Guo Dalu's ridicule is too strong, and they are a bit suspected of killing everyone with a rod, but as people in the circle, they also know that this kind of situation has really happened, and there are a lot of them, but it can't be said that Guo Dalu is groundless, so they can only smile bitterly.

A few of them didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it, but some other female directors, especially those who had really done this kind of thing, felt bursts of blushing and heartbeat when watching the live broadcast, feeling that Guo Dalu was deliberately targeting them, and scolded Guo Dalu half to death in their hearts one by one.

On stage, Guo Dalu's cross talk continued.

Guo Dalu: "After a lot of hard work, I finally found a film to shoot!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Hey, that's good, what are you shooting?"

Guo Dalu: "That was introduced to me by my friend. He asked me, "Can you take the kiss?"

Tian Zhongchi: "Huh, there is also a kiss scene?"

Guo Dalu: "Oh, when I hear it, I'm good at it! Kiss scene, hehe, this is exactly the type of performance I like! If there is a nude scene, it will be even better!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Look at your human nature!"

Guo Dalu said: "Later, the director brought a dog and said, come on, rehearse and rehearse first!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Good guy, you are playing a kiss scene with a dog!"

The audience in the audience laughed crazy when they heard this, their jaws were about to be dislocated when they laughed, and some people were about to lose their breath while holding their stomachs.

Guo Dalu: "Later, by chance, I finally made a film!"

Tian Zhongchi: "That's good, you finally took the first step!"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, after this drama was filmed, I went to the theater to show it, and the audience said that it was good, and industry insiders also said that I acted well, and suggested that I should participate in the film festival and strive to win an acting award." ”

Tian Zhongchi: "If the performance is really good, you should really go to the film festival." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, so I took the film to sign up, ho, there are really a lot of films participating in this film festival! ”

Tian Zhongchi: "Wow! Are you sure this is a candidacy and not a bribe?"

Guo Dalu: "Have you ever seen a bribe with a third-level film?"

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

In fact, this cross talk, when it comes to Guo Dalu, has been changed beyond recognition by him, and it is very different from the original paragraph, except that the central idea has not changed, many stalks, many jokes and burdens have been replaced by Guo Dalu with lines that are more suitable for this environment and context.

After this scene, it was almost a few sentences of baggage, and the laughter of the audience almost never stopped, and the scene had become a sea of joy, and everyone had never been so happy.

It's not that they haven't heard the jokes of other cross talk actors, but the jokes they say are very embarrassing, and some of the jokes are very reluctant, just like people don't laugh and scratch their armpits, which makes people laugh very unpleasantly.

But when it comes to Guo Dalu, this laugh is very cola, which makes people want to laugh from the bottom of their hearts, which is more than a hundred times stronger than forcibly scratching their armpits.

On the stage, Guo Dalu had already said the whole joke almost, and seeing that it was coming to an end, a joke was thrown out by him: "I have thought of countless ways, but there is no possibility of winning the award." Then I told my friend about it. ”

Tian Zhongchi: "What did your friend say?"

Guo Dalu: "After my friend heard what happened to me, his face was full of hatred. ”

Tian Zhongchi: "Yo, what did your friend say?"

Guo Dalu: "My friend said, you want to win the award, you can't do this, you have to be shameless!"

When everyone in the audience heard this, they couldn't help but applaud and applaud loudly, and Pang Bao and Chen Long whistled again and again, laughing so much that tears came out.

Tian Zhongchi: "Shameless?"

Guo Dalu: "Yes, you have to be shameless to win the grand prize! But how can you be shameless? My friend said, then you have to find someone to learn!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Then who to learn?"

Guo Dalu: "I thought about it, it seems that a female star was exposed some time ago, and all the things about her in bed with a certain male star were exposed, ho, one horse and two straddles, all stripped naked, that thighs, that breasts, that ......"

Tian Zhongchi: "Yo, what's the name of that female star?"

There was another burst of laughter from the audience.

It turns out that a set of photos have recently circulated on the Internet, all of which are large-scale photos of a female star of the head of the jade girl faction exercising in bed with men, this actress has always been shown as a pure jade girl, but behind her back she maintained an improper relationship with several men, the scale of that group of photos is very large, even Mao can be seen clearly, once it was released on the Internet, it caused an uproar, that is the head of the jade girl faction, turned into a head of the desire for women, and countless netizens are happy to collect indecent photos of this woman。

Now although Guo Dalu did not say who this actress was by name, everyone thought about this actress for the first time.

And on the stage, Tian Zhongchi deliberately quoted the name of this actress outward, obviously showing ill intentions, Guo Dalu can talk about people without naming them on this stage, if it is really humiliating by name, it is a bit excessive. He is an international director, if he does this, the female star will probably have no way to live at all.

Guo Dalu was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Tian Zhongchi: "You old man, very bad! Can I say it? I want to say it, will I offend the person I will offend?"

Tian Zhongchi said: "Actually, if you don't say your name, you still offend people!"

The audience laughed again, now if you talk about the showbiz people with the most enemies, it must be Guo Dalu, there are not 10,000 people he offended, but also 8,000, Tian Zhongchi's words, everyone at the scene nodded in agreement, laughed, and felt that this old man's praise was really interesting, just right, the size was hot, and the grasp was really in place.

Guo Dalu: "I went to find this actress, and as soon as I opened the door to explain my intentions, someone spit out a word——"

Tian Zhongchi: "Okay?"

Guo Dalu: "Get out!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Aren't you going to get out? You learn from others to be shameless, and if they don't kill you, even if they are merciful!"

Guo Dalu said: "Alas, such a good teacher didn't accept me as an apprentice, it's a pity!"

Tian Zhongchi: "How fresh is this!"

Guo Dalu: "Eh, I suddenly remembered something! Two days ago, there was an eldest sister on the road who gave birth to a child in front of her along the way, and this cheeky person is thick enough. I'm going to learn from her!"

Tian Zhongchi: "Are you really going?"

Guo Dalu said: "Then why don't you go? In order to win the award, I went out! I bought a few boxes of snacks, and when I arrived at the eldest sister's house and said this, the eldest sister covered her face and cried: 'Oh, it's a shame, I'm not alive!

Tian Zhongchi: "It seems that this eldest sister also knows how to be ashamed." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I comforted her at the time, I said eldest sister, what are you? Last year, when the Olympic Games, there was a pregnant woman who gave birth in front of tens of thousands of spectators, and you are far from others!"

Tian Zhongchi: "What does this eldest sister say?"

Guo Dalu: "The eldest sister cried: 'That's me too!'"

After this last burden was shaken out, the audience laughed, and several actresses laughed at their makeup, and they couldn't breathe.

A group of viewers watching the live broadcast on the Internet also laughed, "Nima, Guo Ye, this is too bad!"