Text 185 I love you differently
Of course, no one in our hometown dares to eat king crab, more than 100 yuan a catty, who dares to eat it!
Belch!
When Song Xiqing heard this, she was almost blown up, grandma is a bear, it is her favorite king crab on weekdays, and she was fooled by Lu Xiaomo.
"Lu Xiaomo, you are so shameless, you deceived everyone, eat alone alone, shameless!" Song Xiqing puffed out her cheeks and glared.
"Girl, you want to eat it too, if you admit your mistake, my brother will be happy, maybe I can reward you with two king crabs." Lu Xiaomo said evil while packing.
Wei Fatzi saw that Song Xiqing was so angry that he was angry, he was very relieved, and said with a knife: "You girl, dare to tease my brother and me, otherwise, my brother ate the crab and leave the crab shell for you as a souvenir, hahaha......"
Song Xiqing saw Wei Fatzi's unbridled ridicule, and wanted to slap his ugly face, so angry that she quickly picked up the dropped mobile phone, stomped her feet a few times, and then ran out with a twisted body in anger.
"Shameless!
……
The two returned to Lu Xiaomo's office, first caught the king crab and ate a big meal, and then bragged and fart.
Suddenly, there was a giggling sound outside the office, and it was Tian Meina and Zhong Ya who came hand in hand, but when they pushed open the office door, the tactful laughter stopped abruptly.
Lu Xiaomo's head is engraved with black lines, I'm so unpopular, as soon as you see me, you two little girls don't speak, isn't it special to not give face?
"Mina, what were you laughing at just now, and saying it made my brother happy. Lu Xiaomo was full of ruffian taste and teased.
"Humph!"
Tian Meina twisted her head to the side in a puff, walked to her office desk and sat down, leaving a cold back, looking like she was rejecting people thousands of miles away.
Zhong Ya's face was tense and pretty, and she also looked like she didn't like to answer.
"Two big beauties, what do you think I brought you this time?" Lu Xiaomo pointed to the king crab on the table, grinning and flattering.
"Wow, king crab mile! I like to eat it the most!" Zhong Ya is also a small snacker, starlight appeared in her eyes, and she couldn't help but purse her lips, and her saliva was about to flow out.
Usually, Lu Xiaomo often brings some delicious things to Tian Meina, and Zhong Ya also eats some of them, which is no longer strange.
Lu Xiaomo beckoned Zhong Ya and Tian Meina to eat, but Zhong Ya was not polite and came directly to the sea to eat. Lu Xiaomo saw that Tian Meina didn't come, so she went over to pull her, Tian Meina couldn't help the temptation, borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and pulled and pulled over.
The two beauties had a full meal, Zhong Ya did not hesitate to praise it, saying that Lu Xiaomo was interesting enough, and every time she went out, she didn't forget to bring something delicious.
Although Tian Meina didn't say it, she knew in her heart that Lu Xiaomo was really good to herself, except for her cheap mouth, she was almost obedient, even if she was a boyfriend, she couldn't say how moved she was from the bottom of her heart.
Suddenly, Zhong Ya gossiped, "Do you know?"
"What's the matter?" Wei Fatzi likes gossip the most, and when he saw Zhong Ya chattering like this, he immediately became interested.
"The hospital announced that it was best not to go out at night, and if you go home, you must go home together. Zhong Ya bought a pass, and her expression was very serious.
Wei Fatzi was immediately happy when he heard this, and laughed at himself: "I also want to go home together, but I don't have a girlfriend, why don't you, Zhong Ya, you go home with me?"
"Dead fatty, what you think is beautiful, and then talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart. Zhong Ya said fiercely, raising his little pink fist to fight, and Wei Fatzi dodged away.
"Okay, I'm not poor, you go on. "Wei Fat Man is hiding
to the side with a smile.
Zhong Ya said: "There is a reason for Yang Xiaoxiao's murder, and the problem is not so simple. ”
"Could it be that the murderer was caught, who is it?" Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi all gossiped and turned their faces over.
"Hee-hee, I didn't catch it. Zhong Ya is deceitful.
"Cut!"
"Don't hang people's appetites, okay? Hurry up!" Wei Fatzi didn't have a good breath.
"Inside information, this is a serial murder case. Zhong Ya said.
Belch!
Serial Murder!
"How many have you killed?" the two of them widened their eyes and came to their senses.
Zhong Yaxiu's eyebrows furrowed.
It seems that these two goods are not a big deal to see the excitement, and they are so excited to kill people, and their hearts are absolutely dark!
Seeing Zhong Ya's disdain, Lu Xiaomo felt that he had lost his temper just now, so he hurriedly said righteously: "What, after all, something happened to our hospital, we don't have to care about it, we don't mean to watch the excitement, Zhong Ya, you go on." ”
Zhong Ya is also not familiar with these two low-level interesting people, and then said: "Dead fatty, do you remember last year, Wang Zhenzhen, a nurse in our hospital, also died at this time, the time of murder and the date of Yang Xiaoxiao, these two things are very strange, the police said that these two things are related, and they are characterized as serial murders." ”
Wei Fatzi patted his head and said, "I really remember what you said." Last year, the murder of Wang Zhenzhen caused a sensation in the entire hospital, causing panic in the hospital and putting everyone in danger. She was also killed on the way home, and in the end she became a headless case. The tone was adjusted, and he said with a little regret: "Wang Zhenzhen is a good woman, shy and shy, cute and cute, it's a pity to die, if you marry me and I take her home, I won't encounter this kind of thing." ”
Zhong Ya was so angry when she heard this, her eyes were round, and she raised her eyebrows and said, "Phew! Get out! Even if she dies, she won't follow you, shameless." ”
Seeing Zhong Ya's aggressiveness, Wei Fatzi quickly covered his mouth and stopped talking.
Lu Xiaomo was suddenly happy, looked at Wei Fatzi and said sarcastically: "Don't say it, she is indeed dead and will not follow you, fatty, look, she would rather die than be good with you, she would rather die than give in!"
"......" Wei Fat Man was about to explode, he smashed Lu Xiaomo with his elbow, and winked at Lu Xiaomo.
Lu Xiaomo didn't understand what he meant, he understood in seconds, oh, the dead fat man was chasing Zhong Ya again, and he couldn't say whether the fat man and other women were good or not.
"Hippie smiley, you're not a good thing either. Zhong Ya glared at Lu Xiaomo and said angrily.
Lu Xiaomo can be regarded as selling fat face as a fat man, so he is silent and no longer talks back.
Suddenly, Tian Meina walked over, "I forgot to tell you one thing, the police asked us to conduct an internal self-examination in the hospital, write the name of the murder suspect, and hand it in tomorrow." ”
Lu Xiaomo said with a smile: "Meina, don't be joking, let's write the object of suspicion in our hearts, is it like me, who is the murder suspect." ”
"That's right, it's just to write whoever looks like. Tian Meina didn't have a good air.
Lu Xiaomo couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, ", are these policemen all eating dry food, isn't this a matter of careless human life!"
Tian Meina was also very disgusted by Lu Xiaomo's frequent foul language, and squinted at Lu Xiaomo and despised him all over again.
"I think you're like a murder suspect, I'll write your name tomorrow and hand it in. Tian Mina huffed.
Lu Xiaomojun's face tensed, and said, "Meina, it's too much for you to say this, I'm not the kind of person who kills first and then rapes." ”
Wei Fatzi saw that the smell of gunpowder was full, and if he was careless, he would go off the gun, so he quickly and quietly escaped.
Because every time Lu Xiaomo quarrels with a beautiful woman, he is always unlucky, and the fire at the city gate affects the pond fish, he doesn't want to stay and be an unlucky egg.
Zhong Ya chuckled, "I'm also leaving, don't flirt in front of me, okay, when I'm gone, you and me will be you and me again, hehe, goodbye!"
When leaving, Zhong Ya shook her little hand, and winked at Tian Meina a few times, laughing so much that her eyes were about to narrow into a crescent moon, flashing a few starlights and being very cunning.
"Zhong Ya, you wait for me. Tian Meina hurriedly walked out, she didn't want to be alone with Lu Xiaomo, she was afraid that Lu Xiaomo would take advantage, Lu Xiaomo's mind was full of dirty thoughts, and all she thought about was to take advantage or take advantage.
Lu Xiaomo suddenly grabbed Tian Meina, who was slipping away, and said solemnly: "Meina, you have to tell me clearly, what is I like a murder suspect." ”
"Oops, you hurt my arm. Tian Mina puffed out of his hand.
Not to mention, Tian Meina's anger has another charm, and she is so good-looking even angry, she almost stunned Lu Xiaomo.
Tian Meina saw that his eyes were looking at him, and the man's exhaled breath came to his face, knocking on his heart, his face turned red, and he said with shame and anger: "What do you look at, do you have flowers on my face?"
"There are no flowers on the face, but the face is more delicate than the flowers. Lu Xiaomo bluntly said what was in his heart and expressed his admiration.
Tian Meina's face flushed, and she said coquettishly: "Oily and smooth, hippie smile, it's not a good thing at first glance, I hate it!"
Lu Xiaomo held her little hand and said sincerely: "Mina, I really like you." Then he grabbed Tian Meina's jade hand and put it on his chest, "I have a pure heart for you, can you hear my heart talking?"
Tian Meina touched his chest through her clothes, and she didn't feel Lu Xiaomo's heart beating, but her little heart was pounding, which made her so nervous.
To tell the truth, although Lu Xiaomo is shameless, she is very good to herself, so good that she can't imagine it, and it has made her heart pound many times.
She hesitated for a moment and struggled to shake off Lu Xiaomo's hand, and said duplicitously: "You men don't have a good thing." ”
"Hey, how can I say this, am I not good to you!" Lu Xiaomo said with a face.
"A man is like a grandson before marriage, he is obedient to everything, he is like a son after he is engaged, he learns to talk back, and after he gets married, he is like Lao Tzu and learns to give orders. Tian Meina blushed and said in a voice like a mosquito.
Lu Xiaomo slammed his chest and said, "Meina, how is it possible, look at your father, my father-in-law, before marriage, he was like a grandson, and after marriage, he became a real grandson, I will definitely carry forward his glorious tradition, you can rest assured of this." ”
Belch!
My father-in-law, before he got married, was like a grandson, and after he got married, he became a real grandson!
You mean my dad?
Tian Meina was so angry that she almost jumped up when she heard this, trembling her fingers, "You...... Soul light!"
Lu Xiaomo noticed that his words were wrong, and hurriedly explained: "Mina, don't be angry, I just made an analogy and accidentally told the truth." ”
You're so deliberately angry with me!
Tian Meina was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and her twin peaks trembled.
Lu Xiaomo's eyes stared straight at the pair of white rabbits, the corners of his mouth overflowed, and he said with true feelings: "Meina, others like you just want to sleep with you, I'm different, really." ”
"Why are you different!" Tian Meina looked at him like a ruffian, her eyes shot two cold lights, and she said coldly.
Lu Xiaomo said bluntly: "Others like you just want to sleep with you, I love you, in the kitchen, sofa, and corridor...... It's all right!"