"Song Xiqing, you ......".

Song Xiqing smiled like a flower and said: "Boss, what's wrong, is there a problem? There are so many of us, only one person can share a king crab, it's not extravagant and wasteful." ”

Lu Xiaomo said angrily: "Order, order, let you eat hard, and kill you!"

"Hehe......" Song Xiqing saw Lu Xiaomo deflated, covered her mouth and chuckled, her heart blossomed happily, a perverted joy.

……

After the dishes were served, everyone ate meat, drank wine, and talked about the world, and enjoyed themselves.

Lu Xiaomo also thought about it, anyway, things had come to this point, so he simply stopped being angry with Song Xiqing, a little girl, and talked and laughed freely during the banquet, full of witty words, making everyone laugh, very bossy.

Suddenly, the waiters sent eight plates of king crab up, and everyone looked at the huge crab directly, with ** sparks in their eyes, all of them rubbed their hands, sharpened their knives, and wanted to taste this rare king crab.

Just when everyone was about to do a big job, Lu Xiaomo's eyes rolled, and a solemn voice sounded, "In our hometown, no one dares to eat!"

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No one dares to eat it!

Everyone was stunned and puzzled.

Wei Fatzi said: "Boss, why doesn't anyone dare to eat in your hometown." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you're so bold, you can eat, just don't die. Lu Xiaomo shook his head and said with a little meaning.

Wei Fatzi stared at Lu Xiaomo with big eyes, and after looking at it for a long time, he didn't see the reason, and automatically added his brain: "Could it be that this is also a food restraint? ”

Food is a good match!

Food poisoning!

Everyone felt a chill down their spines when they heard this, and gasped, Wang Xiaoyao and Wang Xiaoqing might just be food restraints, and they almost went to gastric lavage, thinking about the miserable appearance of the two fart children, Lu Xiaomo was a little late, maybe the two fart children would die.

Since it was food, everyone took out their mobile phones to check it out to see what the crab could not eat with.

Suddenly, one person exclaimed, "Pear juice, persimmons, peanuts, and strong tea can't be eaten with crabs!"

Song Xiqing was surprised: "Oops, we just ate fried chicken rolls with pears and persimmon skewers with green sauce." ”

One person lamented: "You can't eat crabs! You will get food poisoning if you eat them." ”

……

You don't want to be dragged out to wash your stomach, looking at the fat king crab with your eyes, and you don't dare to eat it even if you drool.

During this period, Lu Xiaomo learned about the recent company situation from Ziyang, and Ziyang cried poor on the spot, saying that "business" was not easy to do.

Last time, I gave him a trick to make money every day, and he cried poor in just a few days, and he was really a wolf who couldn't feed him.

Lu Xiaomo's eyes widened, "Ziyang, are you embezzling the company's property?" ”

Wei Fatzi stood up suddenly, and said mercilessly: "What? Ziyang, you old guy has embezzled the company's property again, I will go to the company to check the accounts when the meeting is stopped, if you dare to do anything, believe it or not, I will break your arms and legs." ”

Ziyang was very annoyed when he saw Wei Fatzi's cruel face, but he still patiently explained, "Boss, your tricks are good, but they were exposed by the news in a few days, and our financial routes have been cut off, so we need to find another way." ”

Lu Xiaomo was shocked, "No!"

Ziyang took out his phone and flipped it over

Open the web page, "Don't believe me, you see." ”

Lu Xiaomo took his mobile phone and took a closer look, Ziyang really didn't lie to them.

A piece of news, "warn the general public not to be smart, if you know that the other party is a scammer of telecommunications fraud, please be sure to hang up the phone immediately, recently, many citizens in our city have been deceived one after another, please be sure to take precautions! Remember!

Wei Fatzi also poked his head and looked at it, "Grandma is a bear, now the Internet is too developed, and there is just a way to make money, and it won't take long for it to be exposed, so it's not easy to mix." ”

Lu Xiaomo was even more angry, "Mom, Lao Tzu finally came up with this wonderful method, but it was especially reported within a few days." ”

"Boss, don't be angry, don't talk about your little trick, even if the master magician has been meditating for more than ten years and finally invented a magic trick, it will not be exposed in a few days. Ziyang stroked his beard and said indifferently.

Wei Fatzi's eyes lit up, and he patted Lu Xiaomo on the shoulder, "Boss, you have a good head, you can think of another trick, and then teach them it." ”

Ziyang hurriedly said: "Boss, what Vice President Wei said is right, now the company urgently needs new tricks, and urgently needs trick innovation, you can quickly teach everyone a new method." ”

Song Xiqing was even more exaggerated, looking at Lu Xiaomo and laughing: "Boss, if you don't teach new methods, everyone will start to doubt your ability, if you don't show your hand again, I'm afraid you won't be the boss for a few days." ”

Everyone hurriedly agreed, shouting that this would allow Lu Xiaomo to teach a new method.

Lu Xiaomo complained bitterly in his heart, mother, can the new trick be so well invented, last time it was just a fluke, the blind cat met the dead mouse, how do you call Lao Tzu to teach?

Song Xiqing, you are a dead girl, you actually coaxed, saying that if you don't teach new tricks, the boss's position will not be guaranteed,, you little girl wants to rebel, this is to force the palace!

Although Lu Xiaomo has a lot of bad ideas in his heart, it is too difficult to be effective, and he is really afraid of everyone's jokes when he says it.

At this moment, unexpectedly, Wei Fatzi looked at everyone happily and said with a big grin: "Don't worry, my boss is both wise and brave, with a bad stomach, just say a few tricks, you can deceive for a while, and then ask my boss for advice." ”

"Oh, that's good, please don't be stingy, and teach everyone the method. Ziyang looked at Lu Xiaomopi and smiled without a smile.

Lu Xiaomo looked at everyone looking at him, waiting for him to teach the method, and felt very immortal in his heart, fuck, you dead fat man really think that I can do anything, I am an immortal.

Wei Fatzi pushed Lu Xiaomo uninterestingly, "Boss, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and teach." ”

Lu Xiaomo's face was black, hurry up and fart, teach a fart, where do I have bullshit deception.

"What, I'm just talking about Fengyue today...... Don't talk about work. ”

Only talk about Fengyue! Don't talk about work!

Nima, it's a deception, isn't it a special love affair that is not good for hobbies?

Song Xiqing laughed out loud, "Boss, are you also poor in donkey skills, if you can't help it, it's better to hurry up and let Xian, I think Vice President Wei has a lot of ideas, he is stupid and wise, he deserves to be the boss of the company." ”

Wei Fatzi was overjoyed when he heard this, he stopped his body straight, and said shamelessly: "What, hehe, you can see this, it seems that I am not hiding deep enough!"

Giggle......

Seeing that Wei Fat Man was so cute, Song Xi

Qingjiao laughed again and again, and Wei Fatzi didn't know so he also followed and giggled.

Lu Xiaomo had a black line on his face, and slapped Wei Fatzi on the head a few times, "You idiot, this little girl is playing tricks on you, you didn't hear it." ”

Wei Fatzi was surprised, "She didn't say that I was suitable for the position of the boss of the company, how could she tease me, besides, I am very smart, Xiqing is not wrong!"

Lu Xiaomo mourned and reminded: "This chick said that you are stupid and wise, which of you is high, you are a fool, and she is still smirking, she is not praising you for being wise and stupid, but saying that you are stupid and wise, is it good to say that you are stupid, where does it mean to praise you?"

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Great wisdom is foolish!

Wisdom and foolishness are reversed, but the meaning is diametrically opposite, very different, and full of fun.

Hahaha......

Everyone pondered the taste and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Wei Fatzi's face was flushed, and he was about to turn into a piece of pork liver, and he couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into, this time he was embarrassed. took the case and said angrily: "Song Xiqing, you girl dare to tease Lao Tzu." ”

"Mr. Wei, you are angry, my language is not very good, in fact, I mean that you are wise and foolish, you must not let Lu Xiaomo sow discord, if you are like thunder like thunder again, everyone really looks down on you, because you are too careless about a little thing, and you have no vice president demeanor. Song Xiqing said.

The muscles on Fat Wei's face twitched a few times, and when he saw that everyone was looking at him, he could only give up and huff angrily: "Good men don't fight with women, I don't have the same knowledge as you today." ”

Lu Xiaomo stood up and said: "Everyone sit down and eat well, isn't it a trick, I'll teach you tomorrow, today is a happy day, we don't talk about work." ”

Song Xiqing hurriedly said: "Boss, this is decided, you must teach us tomorrow, otherwise, we will elect a new boss, and the capable will prevail, this is the rule of our deception world." ”

Lu Xiaomo hurt on the spot, Xiao Nizi, you are against me all day long, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up.

……

At the end of dinner, Lu Xiaomo took out a toothpick and sat there to pick his teeth, everyone was full of food and drink, and they slapped their butts and left one after another.

In the blink of an eye, Wei Fatzi and Lu Xiaomo were still left in the private room, and Wei Fatzi said impatiently: "Boss, don't grind, let's withdraw quickly." ”

Lu Xiaomo glanced at it, and seeing that there was no one else, he smiled wryly, "Fatty, hurry up and get a few big plastic bags." ”

"What are you doing with a plastic bag?" Wei Fatzi was surprised.

"King crab, of course. Lu Xiaomo looked at the Bapan King Crab, and his eyes shot out two rays of light.

When Fat Wei heard this, he was surprised: "Boss, aren't you unable to eat food?"

"Fart, that's Lao Tzu lied to them, they bastards put on a Hongmen banquet for Lao Tzu, they still want to eat king crab, they eat a fart!" Lu Xiaomo said.

"Boss, if you're still bad, I'll go get a plastic bag and pack it. "Fat Wei went to get the plastic bag.

In other words, Song Xiqing accidentally forgot her mobile phone in her seat, and she walked into the private room to see Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi packing king crab beautifully.

She snorted and asked, "Lu Xiaomo, didn't you say that no one in your hometown dares to eat king crab?"

Lu Xiaomo paused with both hands, but still packed quickly, and said: "Of course, no one in our hometown dares to eat king crab, a few hundred yuan a catty, who dares to eat it!"