"Hehe... You're so bad, giggle—" The nurses laughed as they covered their mouths, letting out lark-like laughter.

If it can't be hard, it will be soft in ten seconds.

This gossip WeChat spread virally in the hospital, and within a few minutes, everyone in the hospital knew it, who didn't know, even the cleaning aunt knew that this Lu Xiaomo, who couldn't get up, was "prestigious" like thunder!

Lu Xiaomo has become the biggest laughing stock in the hospital, but he is the only one who doesn't know.

was really shot while lying down, because Lu Xiaomo was indeed lying asleep at this time, and he was gossiped about in his sleep. If Lu Xiaomo knew that he had another piece of gossip in the hospital that "couldn't get up", he would definitely wake him up crying.

The god of sleep is definitely the legendary god of sleep, and when he got off work in the afternoon, Lu Xiaomo was still sleeping there.

When Tian Meina went out with her bag, she glanced at Lu Xiaomo, who was snoring like thunder, and pouted: "Not only is he an idiot, but he is also a pig." ”

The next day, Tian Meina came to work, and Lu Xiaomo was still bragging and farting with Zhou Gong.

Tian Meina woke him up, "Get up, get up, this is the office place, you are sleeping here, what kind of system, hurry up and get up to work, work." ”

Lu Xiaomo sat up reluctantly, rubbed his eyes, yawned, and said reluctantly: "What kind of work? ”

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I don't want to do anything but you!

Nima, does this thing have a mouth in a dung pit? Why is it so cheap?

"You are shameless!" Tian Meina sat back at her desk angrily, and she had the intention to kill him, and no longer paid attention to this shameless and shameless ruffian.

The cheeky Lu Xiaomo didn't care, the faucet flushed his face, and he went to the cafeteria to eat calmly.

As soon as I arrived at the cafeteria, everyone's eyes gathered.

"He is Lu Xiaomo, hehe..."

"Haha... The idiot still knows how to eat, why don't you starve him to death, I heard that he slept all day on his first day at work. "Male.

"Hehe... He's the guy who can't get hard and softens in ten seconds. "Female.

"People look like dogs, get out of here early, hateful relation. "Male.

Those men don't seem to be very friendly, but I am too fond of girls, and they are jealous of me...

Lu Xiaomo made a meal and sat down, in a very good mood, and he was even more happy to eat.

Zhong Ya sat down opposite him with a smile and a dinner plate, and said in a strange manner: "Yo, isn't this our special Chinese medicine doctor, Director Lu Xiaomo? I am Tian Meina's best friend Zhong Ya." ”

Lu Xiaomo was holding a bun in his mouth, and suddenly, a heavenly voice sounded, like a trickle, which was very good, this was the first time he had heard such a moving sound.

When I looked up, Zhong Ling, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, was blinking at him, although his face was average and his figure was not so plump, but he was also outstanding, and no matter how long he was, he was definitely a beauty.

is still smiling so cunningly, at first glance, it is scheming and sharp.

"Sister, your voice is so good. Lu Xiaomo praised from the bottom of his heart.

"Giggles... I didn't expect you to please girls. Zhong Ya let out a coquettish smile like a silver bell.

"It's normal, sister, do you have a boyfriend?" Lu Xiaomo looked at the door.

What kind of person is this? Why do you come up and ask the girl if she has a boyfriend?

Zhong Ya was displeased, raised her eyebrows, pouted, and said, "Do you have a boyfriend, what do you care?"

"Actually, you're a chick, I've already seen it, let me be your boyfriend. Lu Xiaomo shook his hair, and then recommended himself and spoke bluntly.

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Zhong Ya was directly stunned.

Damn, what kind of person is this? No politeness at all, how can this be?

Zhong Ya's little nose was almost crooked, and she pursed her lips and said contemptuously, "If you can't get hard, it will be soft in ten seconds, whoever asked you to be my boyfriend is a shame." ”

What? What did she say about me? I couldn't get up, I was soft in ten seconds.

Brother is a golden gun.

It can be soft at any time, but it must be hard today.

Lu Xiaomo put down the dishes and chopsticks, his face was ugly, and he said solemnly: "Nonsense, who said that?"

"There are rumors like this in the hospital, don't you know?" Zhong Ya dodged her eyes, maybe she was weak-hearted, and of course she wouldn't tell him that she was the initiator.

"What? Lu Xiaomo was taken aback, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

, what's this called? It's okay to be an idiot, how can you become a soft egg again, it's tolerable or unbearable, you have to prove your innocence.

Lu Xiaomo exhaled angrily: "Brother is a golden gun, it will not be a problem to persist for a day, I don't believe you try." ”

Zhong Ya was petrified on the spot.

Nima, why don't you die, dare to speak to this girl like this, you are still the first person, you are angry with me.

"Riffraff, rascal, as Mina said. Zhong Ya's hateful teeth itched, and her eyes were full of colorful contempt.

Lu Xiaomo stood up, turned around and sat next to her, and leaned towards her intentionally.

Seeing him squinting, Zhong Ya was startled, moved her upturned buttocks, and moved away from him, her frightened face turned pale, "What do you want to do?"

Lu Xiaomo stretched out his hand and pulled his dinner plate over opposite, sat down next to Zhong Ya, and smiled very badly, "Hehe, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person anyway." ”

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Damn, it's shameless to blatantly say that I'm not a good person.

Seeing that Lu Xiaomo was so shameless, Zhong Ya really wanted to slap him.

Nima, what kind of person is this, shameless hob meat?

Zhong Ya knew that she was not an opponent, so she immediately admitted it, snorted, picked up the dinner plate and fled.

"Am I so terrible? Why are you all avoiding me? I am sincere to you, why do you all look disgusted with me, my fragile heart is very hurt. ”

Lu Xiaomo looked at Zhong Ya, who left angrily, swallowed her saliva, this girl is very good, and then lowered her head and ate breakfast with relish.

On the way back to the office, Lu Xiaomo pondered carefully, is it the wrong way he chatted with the girl? Or the tone of his speech is wrong, or the way he expresses his love is wrong... Qu Yue'er, Lan Lingling, Xu Qinghe, Tian Meina, Zhong Ya, all of them don't seem to be very interested in me......

As soon as he walked to the door of the office, there was an old man with an extraordinary bearing and a fairy bone squatting next to the door.

"Young man, good, good, clear eyebrows, jade tree in the wind, warm as jade... A talent," the old man stroked his beard and made a high-ranking appearance, and said lightly.

Master, you can see this.

Lu Xiaomo looked at the other party, and saw that the old man's spirit was flickering, quite majestic, paralyzed, could it be a master hidden in the city, the master can say, there is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger in the city, and there are many powers.

"It seems that you have been in a lot of peach blossom luck lately, and you are trapped by love. While Lu Xiaomo was thinking, the old man raised his head and said solemnly.

"Yes, yes, that's right, I'm the murderer. Lu Xiaomo nodded like a chicken pecking rice, I wipe, you can see this, you are a master.