it, I met a master.

What kind of eyes do those women have, are they all blind, saying that I am shameless and idiot, or is this old man with vision and wisdom.

"However, although there are many peach blossoms, they don't seem to be very friendly to you. Even if you are destined to know the five of them, but—" The old man shook his head, and did not finish his words, worried and meaningful.

Lu Xiaomo was taken aback, weren't the five people he was talking about Qu Yue'er, Lan Lingling, Xu Qinghe, Tian Meina, and Zhong Ya?

There is really a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world, who think that although the master is a master of touching the bones and seeing the appearance, he has reached the peak and is unprecedented.

Unexpectedly, this old man was even slightly better than the master, and he could see it, powerful, definitely better than a master.

Small hidden in the wild, hidden in the city, big hidden in the hospital!

So, Lu Xiaomo immediately slapped his thigh, squatted down and hugged his hand, licked his face and said excitedly: "Master, what else do you see?"

When the old man heard him say that he was a master, he didn't care, but his expression was indifferent, he slowly pulled out his hand, stroked his beard again, looked like a master outside the world, and said with a serious face: "Although you are only eight years tall and rich in five cars, but you don't understand the girl's mind, and you are scared when you see people, it can be seen that the girl is not cold to you." ”

I don't understand the girl's mind!

This is also seen, what is it if you are not a master.

"That's right, that's right, what you said makes so much sense!" Lu Xiaomo slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized.

He then asked sincerely, "So, what should I do?"

"This is easy to do, but difficult to do. The old man stroked his beard, muttered, and put on a high-level posture, and his tone was meaningful.

Nima, this is the demeanor that a master should have, Wahaha, I really met a master outside the world!

……

Next, the old man humbly taught, Lu Xiaomo humbly asked for advice, and between the words, the two talked very happily, only hated to see each other very late, and finally almost called each other brothers.

As soon as Tian Meina went out, Lu Xiaomo's white arm was pulled, and he said excitedly: "Meina, Meina, I met a master outside the world." ”

"Don't pull and pull, are we so acquainted?" Tian Mina glanced at him and said impatiently.

Lu Xiaomo pointed to the old man squatting on the ground and said, "It's him, if he didn't have to treat me as a brother, I would have to worship him as a teacher." ”

Of course, Lu Xiaomo will not worship him as a master, because he already has a master. The reason why I say this is to prove that this old man is definitely the best of the best.

"It's him!" Tian Meina covered her mouth and exclaimed, unable to believe her eyes, pointing to the old man squatting on the ground, and looked at the two of them, her face became strange.

"Yes, yes, it's him!" Lu Xiaomo nodded like a chicken pecking rice, like a child who has done a big thing, waiting for the praise of adults.

Suddenly, Tian Meina shouted to the nurse who was ten meters away: "Nurse, nurse, quickly pull Wang Banxian away, he has a psychotic offense again, and he is touching his bones again." ”

A little nurse hurriedly ran over, pulled Wang Banxian away, and scolded: "Wang Banxian, I've told you N times, you are not allowed to touch people's bones and look at them, you just don't listen, it seems that your neuropathy is serious again." ”

Wang Banxian was dragged by the little nurse, struggling, and shouted: "I don't take medicine, I don't take medicine... I'm not sick... Boy, help me..."

Wang Banxian's words hit Lu Xiaomo's fragile heart like thunder.

Lu Xiaomo looked confused, looking at Wang Banxian who was still struggling after being forcibly dragged away, his eyes almost fell to the ground, as if he had been dog*sun, and his eggs hurt!

"Nima, you can't really be insane, if you are insane, then what have I become?" Lu Xiaomo said angrily.

Tian Meina couldn't cry or laugh, straightened out her emotions, and said seriously: "I believe you are not a psychopath." ”

It's still Mina, she's beautiful, and she's kind at heart, but the key problem is that she doesn't treat me as a psychopath.

"Oh" Lu Xiaomo took her hand and said excitedly: "Mina, thank you so much, I don't care about other people's opinions, as long as you know that I don't have a neuropathy." ”

However, the next moment, Tian Meina rolled her eyelids, shook off his hand in disgust, shrugged her shoulders, spread her hands, and said helplessly: "But, what's the difference between you and neuropathy." ”

After that, he looked up to his tsundere's little head and walked straight out, obviously in a good mood. was always deflated in front of Lu Xiaomo, and this time he finally pulled back a game.

？？？

"Stop! What do you mean by that?"

"Guess!" Tian Mina smiled playfully, and then left him with a "happy can't work" back.

I guess!

Lu Xiaomo looked at Tian Meina's disappearing back, there was a taste of wanting to cry without tears, his mouth twitched, and he stammered: "Hey, wait, listen to me, I... I really don't... Not a neuropathy. ”

Xiao Nizi actually beat around the bush and said that I was a psychopath, and there was a kind of you coming back to see how the labor and management cleaned you up.

Lu Xiaomo was depressed in his heart, and stomped his feet on the ground fiercely, intending to enter the office, but when he squinted, a five or six-year-old child was playing on the ground, wasn't this the boy named Guoguo at the entrance of the hospital?

Hey, the two of us are too fateful, forget it, master, I will do good deeds, accumulate virtue, and do good deeds.

"Guoguo, do you still know me, don't you be happy to see me. Lu Xiaomo walked over and patted his head, showing his white teeth, and smiled exaggeratedly.

"Hey, aren't you the big-stomached uncle? Guoguo saw the person coming and jumped up happily.

It's really self-cooked.

"People are small and big, but their memory is not bad. Lu Xiaomo squatted down and smiled.

"Well, my mom said I was the smartest kid in the world. Guoguo was very proud when she tilted her head.

"I see that your bones are clear, you are definitely a wizard who practices martial arts, let me help you get through the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, what do you think?" Lu Xiaomo said seriously.

Guoguo cheered, "Wow! Open up the eight veins of the Qi Jing, okay!

"Okay, let me open your pants and see if your little brother is suitable to become a wizard in martial arts. ”

Guoguo didn't agree at first, but he could withstand Lu Xiaomo's coercion and temptation, and finally agreed, he couldn't resist the temptation, that kid didn't have a superman or martial arts dream.

……

Lu Xiaomo opened Guoguo's pants, looked left, right, and finally, knocked, pinched, and shouted strangely, feeling happy.

At this time, Tian Meina and Zhong Ya walked over hand in arm, and suddenly caught a glimpse of Lu Xiaomo "playing" with a little boy's little brother.

？？？

What is he doing?

Tian Meina's eyes were about to burst, her eyebrows were frowning, she looked carefully, and rubbed her eyes again, convinced that she was not mistaken, that's right, Lu Xiaomo, the bastard, was knocking on a little boy's little brother.

The two beauties almost went black in front of their eyes, and one fell to the ground.

you! Nima! Brute! Are you still human, the only bit of humanity has been lost, and your heart, liver, and lungs have been eaten by dogs?

The two trotted over murderously, Zhong Ya lifted her high heels and kicked Lu Xiaomo's buttocks, kicking him to the ground on the spot, "Lu Xiaomo, what are you so ...... There is still a little bit of humanity, even if you bully us, you don't even let go of a child, we despise you. ”

"Ahh

This kick was kicked by Zhong Ya, glancing at her shoes, these are five-centimeter-long high heels, Nima, these are five-centimeter high heels! Why don't you kick me to death, if it weren't for my rough skin and thick flesh, if my heel was wedged into my ass, it is estimated that your shoes would not be able to pull out, or in the wedge chrysanthemum, I would be doomed!

Nima, why did I provoke you two, do you have such a deep hatred?

Lu Xiaomo stood up, rubbed his aching buttocks, twisted his body, bared his teeth, and scolded angrily: "What are you doing here, why don't you kick me to death." ”

Seeing Lu Xiaomo being kicked to the ground, Guoguo leaned his little head to stop them and explained: "Don't fight, don't fight, two sisters, you misunderstand your uncle, my uncle is opening up the eight veins of the Qi Jing for me, after opening up, I can learn peerless martial arts, and I can achieve a hegemony in the future and serve the motherland." ”

？？？

Learn peerless martial arts and achieve a hegemony, Nima, little brat, you think this is the world of Xianxia!

Damn, so bad, this thing deceived a young and ignorant child, it is simply unconscionable and inhumane.

Tian Meina was completely mad, pointed at Lu Xiaomo, and said indignantly: "You are so dirty, you don't even let go of children." ”