"Where did I cheat, there is no matter, we really only hold hands, the other party is still a liar, he has to extort me 100,000 yuan, I am already in trouble, you just go around me this time, don't make a mess for me, okay? Besides, our father and I have always gotten along well, you can't fall into the well." Tian Yifeng put his arm around Lu Xiaomo's shoulders and played the emotional card.

Belch!

We've always gotten along well, old man, you're talking nonsense with your eyes open, and since I've known you, you've never given me a good look, okay?

You deserve to be blackmailed.

"Then, you must promise to marry your daughter to me. Lu Xiaomo gave a pole to climb up, and immediately put forward conditions.

The toad wants to eat swan meat, and there is no way to marry my daughter.

Tian Yifeng's eyes rolled, and he had an idea, it was better to agree to this goods first, get through the difficulties for the time being, and then think of a way, and said: "Okay, marry you, I won't stop you." ”

Lu Xiaomo was overjoyed and said: "It's still the old man who speaks cheerfully and does things neatly, and you are old and wise." ”

Wise and martial arts!

Tian Yifeng felt aggrieved in his heart, and he had the heart to scold his mother, Lao Tzu was forced to do so, and he was forced to be helpless, you put the knife on my neck, what else can I say, I have a fart relationship with Yingming Shenwu.

Suddenly, Qu Yue'er and a middle-aged woman with a female name came over at the same time.

Qu Yue'er was surprised: "Who is this uncle?"

The middle-aged woman said suspiciously: "Lao Tian, who is this young man?"

Lu Xiaomo and Tian Yifeng were weak in their hearts, and they were startled at the same time, they must not let them know the relationship between the two, otherwise they will cause big trouble.

Lu Xiaomo twisted around Tian Yifeng's shoulder, "This is a friend of mine." ”

Tian Yifeng echoed: "Yes, we are friends. ”

"This young man is so young, how can you two be friends. The half-old said suspiciously.

Tian Yifeng put his backhand around Lu Xiaomo's neck, looked at the half-old and said incoherently: "Haha, what, I fell in love with him at first sight, had a similar temper, and forgot to make friends." He hugged Lu Xiaomo's neck and shook it twice, "Xiaomo, did you say?"

Love at first sight!

As soon as this remark came out, the atmosphere at the scene was rather strange.

Lu Xiaomo's face suddenly had a black line, old man, who fell in love with you at first sight.

Qu Yue'er looked at the middle-aged uncle who was smiling unnaturally, and felt that there must be a story in it, but she was too lazy to take care of some of Lu Xiaomo's trivial matters.

"Lu Xiaomo, I'll go out first and wait for you downstairs. Qu Yue'er left.

"What, goodbye!" Lu Xiaomo didn't want to stay with his father-in-law, so he said hello to them, and chased Qu Yue'er in a fart, "Why are you going so fast, wait for me." ”

Tian Yifeng saw Lu Xiaomo leaving, and spat on the ground, "What the hell." ”

"Lao Tian, these two are rich people, since you have no money, and that young man is your friend, why don't you borrow 100,000 yuan from him to solve your urgent needs. The half-aged said with blazing eyes.

Borrowing money from Lu Xiaomo, you still have to kill my Lao Tian, if you really borrow it, it will be equivalent to selling your daughter, you know no.

"Don't borrow!" Tian Yifeng said with a straight face.

The half-old was furious when she heard this, "Lao Tian, if you don't give me 100,000 yuan within three days, I will have a showdown with your wife." ”

100,000 in three days, you might as well kill me.

Tian Yifeng cried with a sad face, and begged: "Can't I borrow it? You can tolerate me for a few more days, six days, okay? Three days is too short." ”

"No, it's just three days, not more than one day. The half-old said word by word.

Seeing that her attitude is so resolute, it seems that there is no room for accommodation.

"Okay, I'll borrow it, I can't call him now. Tian Yifeng was afraid of her.

After that, Tian Yifeng walked to the corner and took out his mobile phone, thought about it, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of cunning, but he dialed Tian Meina's phone.

"Mina, Lu Xiaomo, this thing is behind your back in the café, secretly dating a girl, and I happened to hit me. ”

Tian Meina was angry when she heard this, this thing is really a big carrot, and a few days ago she swore to herself that the person he loves the most is still her, and in a blink of an eye, she went on a date with other girls.

Tian Meina was annoyed in her heart, but she pretended to be indifferent, and said in a rather indifferent tone: "Dad, what does it have to do with what girl Lu Xiaomo is dating and what I do." ”

"It's okay, I'm just telling you, Lu Xiaomo is indeed not a good person, don't be blinded by his sweet words. Tian Yifeng said bitterly.

Doodle......

Tian Meina hung up the phone before Tian Yifeng finished speaking, Tian Yifeng understood his daughter's character the most, the more this happened, the more angry she became, and her goal was achieved, and she said proudly: "Hmph, boy, you play with me, you are still tender." ”

If Lu Xiaomo knew that Tian Yifeng would definitely fight with him in front of him and behind his back, such an old man would be enough to drink a pot for himself.

……

Underground mall.

Lu Xiaomo followed Qu Yue'er's ass upside down, asking questions from time to time, and occasionally telling a joke that made Qu Yue'er blush, almost embarrassing Qu Yue'er to death.

Qu Yue'er said ashamedly and angrily: "Lu Xiaomo, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people if you do this again." ”

"I just want to see how shy you look, nothing else. Lu Xiaomo laughed in a joking tone.

Qu Yue'er: "......"

This product who kills a thousand knives, I can't hide if I can't afford to provoke it, Qu Yue'er stomped her feet and walked forward.

"Don't be angry, it's so funny. Lu Xiaomo smiled and glued up.

Bell bell bell ......

Lu Xiaomo took out his mobile phone and saw that Wei Fatzi came to call, and after answering the phone, he said angrily: "Fatty, don't you know that I have something important today, why are you so uninteresting." ”

Grass, you still have important things, isn't it just a special pickle girl.

"Hey, boss, it's a big deal. Wei Fatzi said.

"Don't be surprised, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, I'm still busy. Lu Xiaomo said impatiently.

"Ma Dashan, Vice Dean Ma threatened to clean you up tomorrow. Wei Fatzi said anxiously.

"It's not tomorrow, what's the hurry, it's not tomorrow yet!" Lu Xiaomo said.

Wei Fatzi almost dropped his phone on the ground, I was kind enough to reveal information to you, not only did you not thank me, but also scolded me, it is really a bad person who doesn't know a good person.

Wei Fatzi had a heart, and said in his heart, Hey! This thing is angry, and he must not have gotten any bargain from Qu Yue'er.

"Hehe, boss, are you deflated at Qu Yue'er's. ”

"If you don't open any pot, I'll hang it if you don't have anything else. "Lu Xiaomo didn't have a good airway.

Wei Fatzi offered advice: "Don't, I have a cheat for picking up girls!"

"Pickle girl cheats, talk about it. Lu Xiaomo became interested.

Wei Fatzi did not hesitate to teach: "Boss, according to your current situation, you are suitable to go to a horror movie, hehe, you know."

Get. ”

Lu Xiaomo's eyes lit up, although it was an old-fashioned plot, but he also made up his life, "Hey, fatty, you still have an idea." ”

"That's it, boss, I have the scariest movie tickets here, I heard that this movie has been a big hit recently, the movie theater is full, and the seats are full, do you want me to send it to you. Wei Fatzi said.

"The venue is full, it's impossible, the economy has been sluggish recently, aren't movie theaters very depressed, is it so evil as you say?" Lu Xiaomo said in surprise.

"Really, whoever lied to you is a puppy, it is estimated that you will not be able to buy a movie ticket at this time. Wei Fatzi said conclusively.

Lu Xiaomo knew that although this Wei Fat Man was not in tune, he could still hear that Wei Fat Man was not lying this time.

"I'll send you a WeChat address, you send it to me, thank you, brother!"

"Howler. Wei Fatzi hung up the phone.

Lu Xiaomo ran to Qu Yue'er's side and suggested, "Yue'er, otherwise, let's go to the movies." ”

"Don't go!" Qu Yue'er didn't know what kind of tricks he was playing, so she refused.

However, Qu Yue'er was Lu Xiaomo's opponent, and she could withstand Lu Xiaomo's hard work, and finally was forced to reluctantly agree to Lu Xiaomo's request.

"Alright, let's go watch a romance movie. Lu Xiaomo didn't dare to say directly that he was watching a ghost movie.

"No, I won't watch romance movies with you, I want you to watch it yourself. Qu Yue'er puffed her cheeks and pouted.

"If you don't watch romance movies, it's good to watch comedies. Lu Xiaomo smiled slyly and made another false move.

Qu Yue'er saw that he was unrelenting, and said, "I'm afraid of you, so let's do a comedy." ”

……

When he arrived at the cinema, Lu Xiaomo pretended to buy movie tickets, and he went around to find Wei Fatzi.

"Fatty, you're still interesting enough, this horror movie is really hot, you didn't lie to me, the tickets have already been pre-sold. ”

Wei Fatzi handed over the two movie tickets and said, "Boss, I'm still okay with you." ”

"The brother's affection, my brother has it in mind, and everything is in plain sight. Lu Xiaomo turned around and left.

Wei Fatzi held a movie ticket and muttered in a low voice: "Hehe, I'll go over the meeting, I want to send away my light bulb, I can't do it without one or two thousand." ”

Lu Xiaomo came to Qu Yue'er, took a drink and popcorn and said attentively: "Yue'er, let's go in." ”

"As long as you're happy. Qu Yue'er glanced at Bai Lu Xiaomo, who was not angry.

The two went in, and the waiter was given two pairs of 3D glasses.

Lu Xiaomo sat in the corner and was very satisfied, he didn't mean to drink when he was drunk, of course it wasn't for watching any bullshit movies, he just wanted to do something he wanted to do secretly, so he was satisfied.

Hehe, stop the black light, haha, can I do it for so.

Qu Yue'er sat in the innermost and complained: "Lu Xiaomo, what are you doing, you picked such a bad position." ”

"When I went to buy my ticket, there were only two seats left. Lu Xiaomo lied seriously.

"Yue'er, give you a drink. ”

"Don't drink it!"

"Yue'er, do you want to eat popcorn?"

"Don't eat it!"

"Since you don't eat it, I can eat it. Lu Xiaomo chewed it in a big gulp, crunchy.

Qu Yue'er saw that no one was eating popcorn next to Lu Xiaomo, and she was angry and sulky, your EQ is so low, you deserve to be a single dog, I said that if you don't eat popcorn, you won't give it to me, I'm angry with my aunt and grandmother.