A couple in front flirted and scolded.

Woman: "Hey, I heard that this horror movie is very scary. ”

Man: "Don't worry, it's not terrifying, it's just a little scary as advertised." ”

Woman: "You have to protect me when you stop meeting." ”

Man: "Don't worry, with me, don't be afraid." ”

Horror films!

It's terrifying!

These words made Qu Yue'er's pretty face change greatly, she was timid, she didn't dare to walk at night, she remembered watching horror movies with Lan Lingling when she was a child, and she was so scared that she didn't sleep well for three nights.

"Lu Xiaomo, didn't you mean comedy?" A trace of horror flashed in her eyes, and she couldn't help but crush Lu Xiaomo's bones.

Lu Xiaomo slapped his thigh and said with great annoyance: "Did I hear it wrong just now, you are not talking about horror movies but comedy films?"

This thing is pretending to be stupid!

Yaoooo

Qu Yue's childish straight molars.

"Yue'er, don't be angry, I heard it right, it's me who is not good, the matter has come to this, we will watch a comedy next time. Lu Xiaomo comforted.

And next time, there's a fart!

"I don't watch, I'm leaving!" Qu Yue'er stood up and squeezed out.

However, Lu Xiaomo was able to pull Qu Yue'er back to her seat as she wanted, "Yue'er, you see that everyone is watching our jokes, so don't make trouble." ”

Qu Yue's anger was full of smoke, and her eyebrows were about to jump to the sky, "Shame, you still know shame, why are you ashamed if you have no skin and no face." ”

Lu Xiaomo: "......"

Why are you talking so directly, so you can save some face for me.

Suddenly, a chubby thing rolled over, and the person who came was none other than Wei Fatzi, who pinched it, and the movie was about to start.

"Hey, boss, sister-in-law, what a coincidence, why are you here?"

Belch!

How to kill halfway out of the way to bite the gold.

Lu Xiaomo was stunned: "Fatty, why are you here?"

Wei Fatzi sneered: "Hey, boss, we are so fateful, we can meet together when we watch a movie." ”

It's a fart!

Dead fat, you clearly did it on purpose.

Lu Xiaomo couldn't wait to tear this thing apart, Lao Tzu finally created a two-person world, you came to be a light bulb, deliberately looking awkward.

Fat Wei sat down and leaned on Lu Xiaomo's ear, "Boss, I'm afraid that you won't be able to pick up girls, so I'll come over and give you some advice." ”

Lu Xiaomo trembled angrily, and pointed out, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob, you must have come to ask for money.

Suddenly, the lights went out.

The temporary darkness frightened Qu Yue'er into Lu Xiaomo's arms, trembling, "I...... I'm afraid!"

Belch!

And this treatment!

Lu Xiaomo's body stiffened, and an electric current hit his whole body, although he could feel skin to skin through his clothes, he lowered his head and took a deep breath, and the girl's fragrance hit the tip of his nose.

He patted Qu Yue'er's fragrant shoulder and comforted: "Don't be afraid, there is me." ”

At this moment, blue light flashed on the big screen, and the movie began, lighting up the movie hall.

Qu Yue'er felt the light, sat up with a crimson face, and said ashamedly and angrily: "Lu Xiaomo, you take advantage of me, where do you touch your hand." ”

"Hehe, what, you pounced on me, I can't blame you. Lu Xiaomo argued.

"You ......," Qu Yue'er pouted and tilted her head to the side.

Wei Fatzi lay in Lu Xiaomo's ear and whispered to him: "Hehe, boss, you have to invite me to a big meal!"

Lu Xiaomo threw over an approving look.

said that this is a horror movie, however, the opening of the movie begins with a comedy, so Qu Yue'er is not so afraid.

However, after a while, the picture turned, and a female ghost with fangs on her face popped out, with the eerie and terrifying scene, and the terrifying sound, which made people shudder and tingle.

Qu Yue'er said "ah", and her little head got into Lu Xiaomo's arms again.

Lu Xiaomo looked down at Qu Yue'er in his arms, as obedient as a Persian cat, smiled, and reached out to caress her soft collarbone, "Yue'er is not afraid, not afraid." ”

Qu Yue'er poked her head out, cowardly, "Has the ghost disappeared?"

"Nope. ”

Qu Yue'er looked sideways, the ghost was gone, and sat up angrily, "You lied to people." ”

"I kid you not, when you look up, the ghost hasn't disappeared yet. ”

After a while, the scene became more terrifying, and many girls in the movie hall snuggled up to men.

Qu Yue'er trembled like a frightened rabbit into Lu Xiaomo's arms, and she involuntarily grabbed Lu Xiaomo's thighs with both hands.

Oh!

"Why are you pinching me? Lu Xiaomo felt her nails digging into the flesh, and grinned in pain.

Qu Yue'er said in horror: "I'm afraid, this can be better." ”

Qu Yue'er heard the terrifying voice and pinched Lu Xiaomo again.

Oh!

"My leg hurts so much!" Lu Xiaomo howled again.

Lu Xiaomo felt a heart-piercing pain in his thigh, and hurriedly grabbed his thigh.

Oh!

Unexpectedly, Fat Wei let out a howl like killing a pig, and he stared at Lu Xiaomo with bull's eyes, "Boss, why are you pinching me?"

"My leg hurts. Lu Xiaomo grinned.

Belch!

Grandma is a bear, your thighs hurt, and you can't pinch your thighs!

"Your leg hurts, why are you pinching my leg. Wei Fatzi said angrily.

"What's that...... I'm better at that. Lu Xiaomo said bluntly.

Belch!

Shameless!

When Wei Fatzi heard this, he almost jumped up.

Lu Xiaomo saw Wei Fatzi's anxious eyes and explained: "Brother, I'm sorry, I thought it was my thigh, and I pinched it wrong." ”

Later, Qu Yue'er pinched Lu Xiaomo's thigh as soon as she was afraid, pinching Lu Xiaomo's skin and flesh, and complaining bitterly.

Lu Xiaomo really couldn't stand it, and said with a crying voice: "Yue'er, can we pinch it in another place, you always pinch one place, and it will be almost crushed by you." ”

"Okay. Qu Yue'er looked up and couldn't see the joy and sorrow, and happily agreed to Lu Xiaomo's request.

Lu Xiaomo burst into tears, "Yue'er, I didn't pinch so hard at the beginning, but now, every time I get more ruthless, did you do it on purpose?"

"There are things that you think about too much, and people are just afraid. Qu Yue'er's father said angrily, she lowered her head and was stupid, Lu Xiaomo, this is the punishment you deserve, you always want to take advantage of others, see if I don't strangle you.

Since Qu Yue'er promised Lu Xiaomo, she will do what she says, not pinching her thighs but pinching her belly.

The sad Lu Xiaomo's thigh is not painful, but his belly was pinched by Qu Yue'er and was bruised and purple, which was called miserable, and it was tears when he said it.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Lu Xiaomo looked at the light bulb Wei Fat Man next to him, it was all a bad idea from this goods, he had to watch some horror movie, and now it would make Lao Tzu miserable.

Lu Xiaomo's hatred was abrupt, and then, every time Qu Yue'er pinched Lu Xiaomo, Lu Xiaomo pinched Wei Fatzi, and he should transfer the pain, you know, Lu Xiaomo is much stronger than Qu Yue'er, the city gate caught fire and affected the pond fish, and Wei Fatzi let out a scream like killing a pig.

Wei Fatzi was intimidated by Lu Xiaomo's obscenity and didn't dare

resisted, followed Lu Xiaomo to suffer a crime, he was so angry that he scolded his mother, mother, Lao Tzu is recruiting who to provoke, why are you idle and have nothing to do here to find guilt, Lu Xiaomo is clearly a living Hades, and it hurts to be idle, isn't this looking for a smoke.

You also have to send people a tip, ask for a yarn, and the risk and benefit are completely disproportionate.

Before a movie was played, Wei Fatzi first found an excuse to leave, and halfway through the performance, Lu Xiaomo really couldn't support it.

"Yue'er, I need to go to the bathroom. Lu Xiaomo looked helpless and made an excuse.

"Then, I'll go out too, if you don't accompany me, I'm afraid. Qu Yue'er said timidly.

The two left the theater one after the other, and when they got outside, Qu Yue'er watched Lu Xiaomo limp into the bathroom, and she was happy in her heart.

Waiting for Lu Xiaomo to come out, Qu Yue'er smiled like a flower and said, "Let's go back." ”

Belch!

"Go back, aren't you afraid of horror movies!" Lu Xiaomo was shocked, his thighs were cold.

"With you, I'm not afraid. Qu Yue'er's eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

"Aren't you afraid of pinching your thighs? won't you be addicted to pinching your thighs?" Lu Xiaomo said with a sad face.

"Don't think about anything. Qu Yue'er was pierced by Lu Xiaomo and twisted.

"You look at my belly, and then you watch the movie, and the flesh is blurred. Lu Xiaomo lifted his shirt, revealing a large area of blood red and dense nail prints, and said pitifully.

Qu Yue'er was startled, she didn't expect to be so ruthless, only to see that the skin on Lu Xiaomo's stomach was blue and purple, occupying one-third of the lower body, scattered with scattered bruises, although there was no skin and flesh open, and the flesh and blood were blurred, but it was also miserable and shocking.

Oh, taking care of her own momentary anger, she couldn't imagine pinching so hard, Qu Yue'er couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt in her heart.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was scared as soon as the ghost came out, but, Lu Xiaomo, you are a manly man, what is this little injury, isn't it just a little skin injury, as for such a shouting?"

A little skin trauma!

What kind of skin trauma is this!

Pinched that is called a ruthless, merciless moves, claws and claws see flesh and blood, almost killing people, we have such a big hatred!

"Yue'er, don't think I don't know, you did it on purpose. Lu Xiaomo said.

"How is it possible, you are thinking too much. Of course Qu Yue'er didn't admit it.

Lu Xiaomo cried and said with a sad face: "Yue'er, it's nothing on your belly, you look at my thighs, it's absolutely miserable." As he spoke, he unbuckled his trouser belt to prove that he was not lying.

"Hooligans!" Qu Yue'er saw him take off his pants, his face turned into a red apple in autumn, and he turned around and walked towards the exit of the movie theater.

Lu Xiaomo said secretly, in this life, Lao Tzu will never watch any bullshit horror movies again, especially not with beautiful sister paper, the sister paper in reality is much more powerful than the female ghost in the movie.

Outside the cinema.

"Yue'er, you pinched me so hard, you have to compensate me. Lu Xiaomo followed behind Qu Yue'er's ass and asked for compensation.

"I've told you how many times, I didn't mean to. Qu Yue'er puffed up.

"Intentional, clearly intentional. Lu Xiaomo insisted.

Qu Yue'er paused and said angrily: "Lu Xiaomo, you know that you look very annoying like this!"

"I hate people so much. Lu Xiaomo felt good about himself and didn't think so.

"Hmph, without a little self-knowledge, no wonder Lingling said you are not a good thing. Qu Yue'er raised her eyebrows and pouted.

Lu Xiaomo was angry, "Why am I not a good thing." ”