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"Ouch, I can't do it anymore! Hua Hua, your cousin is so funny! I can't let him talk about it anymore, I'm going to die laughing tonight!" Xing Lina held her stomach with both hands, leaned back on the sofa, and screamed with laughter.

"Bobo, brother, I'm convinced! Where did you read these jokes? Why have I never heard of a joke book? Is it a joke book? If yes, brother, I'll buy a copy for a long time!" Xue Tao laughed with tears, took off his glasses, and wiped the lenses of his glasses with a tissue while wiping his eyes.

And Li Junhua and Dong Zhen, who were sitting on both sides of Wang Bo, one was lying on his shoulder and shrugging his shoulders, and the other simply fell directly on his thigh, laughing non-stop.

Wang Bo enjoyed the stimulation and comfort brought by intimate contact with the two beauties around him, and his nose smelled the body fragrance of the two women alternately, one was fresh and elegant, and the other was rich and fragrant, both of which smelled very good. In addition to having to touch and mess with some private room ladies because of accompanying customers, this kind of treatment of "grinding ears and temples" with familiar beauties in KTV is something he has never had in his previous life, and it is also a new experience for Wang Bo.

Of course, he can have today's "treatment", which is completely inseparable from his identity as a minor, his cousin Li Junhua and Li Junhua's classmate Dong Zhen probably think that he is "harmless to humans and animals" because he is still a middle school student, and it doesn't hurt to rely on him. Wang Bo also noticed that Dong Zhen on the right fell several times, either backwards or left, and did not fall towards Liu Chao on her right, which shows that even if the beauty laughs so badly, people's hearts are still tight.

"Brother Tao, do you think there is a joke book that will publish this kind of joke! Wang Bo said without blushing at all.

Xue Tao also felt that no publishing house would dare to publish this kind of colored joke, but he had never heard anyone tell it, and Wang Bo said that he made it up, so he basically believed it.

"Bobo, you can do it! Brother has never admired anyone, but when it comes to telling jokes, I obey my brother!" Xue Tao gave Wang Bo a thumbs up.

"Bo Bo, are you really from the countryside? Why don't you look like a murmur at all?" Dong Zhen next to him ended a long laugh that lasted for two minutes, turned his head to look at Wang Bo and asked.

"Sister Zhen, I want to take off this 'farm skin' on my body, but the government won't accept me!" Wang Bo showed a helpless expression on his face.

"Then what is your mother old man doing, Bo Bo?" asked Li Jing, who had endured it for a long time, impatiently.

As soon as she asked, the rest of the people, including Liu Chao, who was often "distracted", all quieted down, waiting for Wang Bo's answer.

"My mother, an old man, used to work as a farmer at home, and some time ago I gave them a 'bad idea' and asked them to open a rice noodle shop in Sifang, well, that 'Zeng's sister-in-law rice noodles' near No. 4 Middle School. Wang Bo touched his nose and said with some "embarrassment".

"Ah, Sister-in-law Zeng's rice noodles are opened by your family?"

"Ahh

"That's right! I went to 'Sister-in-law Zeng's Rice Noodles' and ate rice noodles so many times, why didn't I notice you? Oh, I remember, every time you check out, you pull the cap on your head very low, what are you doing with it so low? It's not a girl's house, I'm afraid everyone will look at it? Hehe!"

"By the way, the new store like McDonald's and KFC next to it is your branch, right?

"Ahh

Wang Bo's words immediately made many people suddenly realize, and after that, one question after another came to him like a cannon. In this regard, Wang Bo has long had experience in dealing with it, and the soldiers came to block the water and cover the earth, and it was very easy to resolve them one by one.

"It's my family, Sister Jing. Wang Bo said to Li Jing.

"Sister Na, I really can't make much money, I can only earn a few bowls of porridge every day. Wang Bo said to Xing Lina.

"Sister Zhen, you have gone to see the handsome guy, where will you pay attention to the little brother? Now you don't see it, what else do you want to see? As long as the little brother has it, I can show it to you! The new store next to the old store is the flagship store I opened, and it will open tomorrow, when the time comes, Sister Zhen, Sister Jing, Sister Na, and Brother Tao, Brother Chao, when you get off work at noon, you and my sister all the way (together), all come over to play! The little brother can't afford the others, and the two bowls of rice noodles can still be afforded!" Wang Bo said to Dong Zhen, and then took the opportunity to invite others to play.

Except for the **-type Liu Chao, the others of his cousin's friends seem to be good at the moment. Even if you don't consider the other party's family background from a utilitarian point of view, simply make friends, and drink when you're bored, KK songs are good. After all, he will have to mix in Sifang City for the next two years, with many friends and many roads, and the backgrounds of these people are not simple, so he may use them at any time.

This society, not to say that you run well, when you respect and abide by the law, you can be peaceful, go all the way smoothly, when you are unlucky, you will always encounter some disgusting "garbage", "stupid pigs", or "bullies" and the like, as a poor and white, flat-headed people with no background, Wang Bo can also be regarded as a casual move, paving a way for himself.

Alas, he is getting more and more vulgar! After the words of the invitation came out, Wang Bo immediately "despised" himself in his heart, if it was the same as before, he would never have too deep a relationship with these "meat eaters".

"Brother Tao, the younger brother is just a seller of rotten rice noodles, what is there to envy? According to the current development of our country's national conditions, in less than five years, the so-called college students will be 'as cheap as dogs, walking all over the streets', when the time comes, Brother Tao, and Sister Jing, Sister Na, Sister Zhen and my cousin, you will know how popular and "hated" your work is!" Finally, Wang Bo said to Xue Tao, who wanted to jump ship and go to the sea, which was a small leak of the next heavenly opportunity.

In recent years, there are few enterprises, and the real estate of the four sides will not start until a few years later, although the income of civil servants and enterprises and institutions is good, but the income of oil and gray is limited, and it cannot be compared with those who are doing business every day. Therefore, in the past two or three years, it has been popular to go to the sea, like the high-speed development of the coastal area.

The expansion of China's colleges and universities only started this year, before that, the university entrance examination is completely a single-plank bridge, which is not easy, otherwise, with my cousin, Dong Zhen's grades and their family background, if you wait for another two years to take the exam, one may not be easy, but two or three books are no problem.

But these two years of college students are very popular, Wang Bo's cousin, including her high school classmates, also regretted that they were not admitted to college. After Wang Bo changed from a middle school student to a college student, Li Junhua soon had a completely different attitude towards him, who was also silent, which is very revealing.

Wang Bo's "heavenly opportunity", but several people didn't believe it, they just thought that Wang Bo was laughing at himself and deprecating himself, saying kind words. They are all former students who failed the college entrance examination, and they have personally experienced how difficult it is to get into college. Although we have heard from different channels that universities seem to be about to start expanding their enrollment, college students, as the "pride of the sky" and "pillars of the country," have a limit to how they can expand their enrollment, right? The future of college students will certainly be incomparably bright! Unlike themselves, they will never have a chance to emerge from this small collapse (small place) in all directions! Be a frog at the bottom of a well, and they will never have anything to do with fashion and trends!

But although these people didn't believe in the "heavenly opportunity" in Wang Bo's mouth, they had a good impression of his practice of suppressing himself and promoting others. When they were studying, they were also used to seeing the faces of top students, low self-esteem mixed with conceit, I think you are a turtle, poor and sour, you think I am mentally retarded, I have no ability to rely on my parents, and everyone looks down on each other. There is no doubt that Wang Bo is an honor student, and Li Junhua has no need to lie to them, but he, an honor student, is very different from the good students they have come into contact with before, and it is completely different. This little guy is neither inferior nor conceited, he is completely neither humble nor arrogant, and what is even more amazing is that he seems to have the same interests in these things that they are poor students and hobbies, and some projects are more familiar than them!

It's so weird!

But I like it!

This is a general impression of Wang Bo by everyone.

Naturally, there is one person to exclude in it, and that is Liu Chao.

Because they had a good impression of Wang Bo, everyone did not feel abrupt about his invitation, but became very interested, and said that they would definitely come to disturb tomorrow. These well-to-do people are also good dogs, and they will be the first to try anything delicious. Wang Bo's "Great-sister-in-law rice noodles" are currently leading the way in the Quartet in terms of taste, except for Li Junhua, who was embarrassed to go to his uncle's store because of borrowing money some time ago, and Liu Chao, who naturally doesn't like to eat rice noodles, the other four people can be said to be frequent customers of "Great-sister-in-law rice noodles", and they have long been curious about the new store next to it, which is incomparably foreign and no different from McDonald's and KFC.

Only Liu Chao didn't want to go, because he didn't like to eat rice noodles, but he was too embarrassed not to go when everyone went, so he also nodded.

Throughout the night, Liu Chao's mind was not on singing, nor on the snacks on the coffee table, but fell on Wang Bo's cousin Li Junhua. Liu Chao fell in love with Li Junhua almost at first sight, and when he saw Li Junhua for the first time on the first day of work, he fell in love with this tall and good-looking beauty.

But soon, he knew that Li Junhua had a boyfriend, and he had also seen it, called Huang Bing, who was also Li Junhua's classmate, and he had also sung and drank with each other.

Although he knows that Li Junhua has a boyfriend, and the other party is still tall, white and pure, and the external conditions are better than him, I don't know how much, but he gets along with Li Junhua day and night, he just can't forget his thoughts about her, and as time goes by, this kind of thoughts and desires have swelled uncontrollably.

In the previous gatherings, whether it was eating or singing, Li Junhua and Huang Bing were in and out of pairs, so that Liu Chao could only stare dryly, unthinkable, today finally seized the opportunity of Huang Bing's absence, Liu Chao felt that he should seize the opportunity no matter what, give Li Junhua a little hint, and take the opportunity to show his heart.