146, Joke (1st Update)
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And when Xue Tao, Xing Lina and others learned through chatting that Wang Bo's family lived in the countryside and was an out-and-out farmer, they couldn't help but be very surprised. Because of Wang Bo's performance, whether it is dressing and talking, or dealing with others, where is there the slightest shadow of "Second Brother Nong"?
Like Xue Tao and Li Jing, who have lived in the city since childhood, like Li Junhua, because their parents were also from the countryside when they were young, of course, they also have relatives in the countryside. There are younger brothers and sisters the size of Wang Bo, or older brothers and sisters who are one or two years older. But whether it is a younger sibling or an older sibling, coming to their house as a guest and playing with them always shows an obvious inferiority complex, a deliberate flattery. Although they also like this kind of flattery, and even enjoy it a lot of times, if the other party always behaves in this way, it is difficult for them to treat their rural relatives with an equal mentality, and they will invisibly feel superior and have a sense of superiority that is difficult for the other party to have.
And Li Junhua's cousin named Wang Bo, who calls himself "Second Brother Nong", today's performance completely subverts their views on "Second Brother Nong". In front of these city people with good family backgrounds, they talk without stage fright, no matter what the topic can interject two sentences, and occasionally one or two incisive words that even they have never heard of, is this still "Second Brother Nong"? When did "Second Brother Nong" become so confident and powerful? Or did they themselves become idiots? Or is this the difference between an excellent student and a poor student?
But when they were studying in the fourth middle school, they didn't see those top students from the countryside, they were all dirty, boring and boring to death, except for reading and doing homework or reading and doing homework, and they were not the same kind of people at all.
And the "top student" in front of him, who claims to be from the "countryside", pours wine and drinks, scatters cigarettes, draws fists, plays dice, and even tells two meat jokes that they have never heard before, and they can laugh one by one.
"Hahahaha...... Cousin, you're so talented!But where did you hear this joke?" Xue Tao laughed, slapping the sofa under his buttocks.
"Aha...... Ouch, no, I'm laughing to death! Huahua, you cousin is really ...... Are you really a good student in their class? I don't think you look like a cousin, you have all five poisons......, tobacco, alcohol, tea, long and short hemp, pornography, gambling, and drugs! I don't believe that just like him can be the first in the class!" Xing Lina clutched her stomach and laughed breathlessly.
Li Jing and Dong Zhen also giggled, but their faces were slightly red, obviously not used to the straightforwardness in Wang Bo's mouth.
Only Liu Chao didn't laugh, because this guy's mind was not on the jokes told by Wang Bo at all, but on Li Junhua, who sang passionately.
"Sister Na, you're really right. My first is actually the first to tell jokes. I really didn't really do well in the exams. Wang Bo said. When he said this, he made several people laugh, and they couldn't be happy.
Li Junhua was laughing to himself alone, and when he saw a few guys who were originally playing with dyeing, they suddenly laughed and staggered, and suddenly they were not in the mood to sing, so they threw the microphone and came over to ask a few people what they were laughing at.
"Giggle...... Huahua, you ask your cousin to go, he's too bad!" Dong Zhen covered her mouth and giggled.
"Wang Bo, what did you say to them? One or two are like drinking the urine of a laughing monk. Li Junhua came to the middle between Xing Lina and Wang Bo, and Wang Bo moved his ass to Dong Zhen on the right hand side, leaving some vacancy for his cousin. This sofa is the longest in the private room, but because it seats six people at once, it is relatively crowded.
"They punished me for telling jokes. I said that I wouldn't tell any other jokes, only the colored ones, and they would clamo me to tell one. So I said one, and let them do that. Wang Bo shrugged his shoulders and made an innocent look. Such a big reaction from the crowd really surprised him, he just picked out a random joke he had read on the Internet before, but he didn't expect these people's laughter to be so low, and they all laughed stupidly.
Isn't it just a pornographic joke, is it so funny?
"Then what kind of joke are you talking about, I'll listen to it!" Li Junhua was very interested and urged.
"Sister, do you really want to hear it? But this joke is a bit sexy?" Wang Bo began to get vaccinated.
It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when he says it, Li Junhua's interest is even greater, and it's itching. "Talk quickly, talk about it, what so much nonsense!" Li Junhua urged.
"Then I'll tell you, don't scold me after you hear it. An elephant asks the camel, 'Why does your MiMi grow on his back?' and the camel says, 'Die far away!' I don't talk to what JJ has on his face!' The snake laughed when he listened to the conversation between the elephant and the camel!, and the elephant turned to the snake and said, 'Laughing fart!'
After finishing speaking, Wang Bo saw Li Junhua stunned for a moment, and then repeated the actions of the girls just now, covering his stomach, bowing into shrimp, and falling towards Xing Lina on the left, but was pushed by Xing Lina with his hand, so Li Junhua fell on Wang Bo's shoulder like a tumbler, Wang Bo took advantage of the situation to hold Li Junhua in his arms, patted Li Junhua's back with his hand, and said "with an innocent face":
"Sister, don't blame me for this! But what I don't understand is that this joke is so funny, and it makes you laugh one by one!"
Everyone saw that Li Junhua was hugged by his cousin, and they only thought that the two sisters and brothers had a good relationship and didn't care; only Liu Chao in the distance, a trace of envy and a trace of jealousy flashed in his eyes, and they all regretted why it was not themselves who were sitting next to Li Junhua.
Li Junhua laughed for a while, at first he completely lost his laughter, just opened his mouth, but no sound came out, until almost a minute later, then the sound of "ho-ho-ho" came out of his mouth intermittently. After about a minute, Li Junhua, who was laughing happily, stopped laughing, and slapped Wang Bo's shoulder hard, and said with disgust:
"Okay, don't learn, where are you going to pick up some messy things?"
"That's it, your sister is right, you're not an adult yet, so you shouldn't tell these adult jokes. To punish you, then punish you for telling us all another joke. Xue Tao, who is most afraid that the world will not be chaotic, said. I don't know when, this group of people's title to Wang Bo changed from "cousin" to "Bo Bo", Wang Bo felt that the title of "Bo Bo" was easily associated with "Bo Bo Bo", which was not very good, and protested a few times, but these people still went their own way "Bo Bo" and "Bo Bo" called happily, and Wang Bo had no choice but to let them.
As soon as Xue Tao said this, the rest of the people immediately echoed, and they all shouted "Bo Bo", asking Wang Bo to talk about another one, and it must be colored.
Wang Bo dodged his eyes and glanced at Li Junhua, the only one who did not agree with Xue Tao, but was given a blank look by Li Junhua, and said angrily: "What do you think I'm doing? If it's bad, it's bad again. After finishing speaking, Li Junhua couldn't help but "poof", his eyes flowed, and he looked up and down at Wang Bo, who was close at hand, as if he knew him for the first time.
Wang Bo was "numb" by Li Junhua's eyes, and immediately made an angry little daughter-in-law, and said with a smile: "Then, then I'll tell you another joke to your brothers and sisters." It is said that the kangaroo and the frog opened the room at the same time and their respective girlfriends z love, and the kangaroo was over in three or two clicks, but I listened to the frog next door all night 'one, two, three, hey', 'one, two, three, hey'. The next day, when the kangaroo saw the frog, he said, 'Wow!' Brother Frog, you're so good!' and the frog said, 'Damn, I didn't jump on the bed all night!'
The second joke was not as interesting as the first joke, Wang Bo thought that everyone would not laugh much, but he still overestimated the resistance of these "pure children" who had not been baptized by the Internet to pornographic jokes on the Internet. Everyone, including Liu Chao, who finally started to listen to him, all leaned forward and backward with laughter, staggered back and forth, and kept slapping the sofa next to him.
And while everyone was laughing, Wang Bo became a firefighter again, patting his cousin's back for a while, touching Dong Zhen's shoulder for a while, pretending to straighten it, but deliberately pulling her towards him when he was about to sit upright.
In this way, while everyone in the box was enjoying the joy brought by Wang Bo's jokes, Wang Bo also took this opportunity to rub the oil of the two beauties around him without a trace, which can be regarded as collecting some performance fees for the "talk show" just now.
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