Shanshan: "Shallow, you mentioned your sister-in-law just now, did you mean your sister-in-law?"

"Of course it's a kiss! What? You seem to have something to say, but you have a story?"

"Well, I didn't ask the right question. I should ask: How many sisters-in-law do you have? Of course, I don't mean this deep wife-to-be. ”

"I know it's not our aunt. I only have one brother, and of course I only have one sister-in-law, so it's strange for you to ask, don't you think?"

"Oh—just one, so it must be. "Shanshan heard it very clearly, and there could be no more mistakes. He stood with the knife in his hand, first stunned, and then stunned, as if he had lost ninety percent of his spirit all of a sudden, and the kitchen knife that had just been as light as nothing seemed to be suddenly as heavy as a mountain, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Looking at him, it is not like having a wine that loves each other, and then forgets a certain period of the past.

"Shanshan, what kind of expression do you have? Don't you believe me?"

Shanshan: "It's not that I don't believe you, it's that she and she are both unlucky! Okay, the rest of the meat, you can cut it slowly, I still have something to do." Shanshan put down the kitchen knife and went into the house to look deeper.

When he heard Shanshan mention his sister-in-law, he must have something else to do, and he could see that Shanshan didn't want to mention it again.

was inexplicably aroused by the mountains, and shallow also felt that he had no energy to continue cutting meat.

He was bored, and he really counted the slices of meat that Shanshan had just cut. Even number, two three-inch-long beef, were cut into two hundred and thirty-four pieces by the mountains in one breath, each slice was about the same thickness, and the shallow really did not have the confidence to practice such a knife skill as the mountains.

Shanshan didn't go to university, he always thought he was shallow, so he was always very involved and meticulous in doing things, always figuring out the tricks, and his electrical skills were practiced in this way. As for chopping vegetables, it's just a small skill that he doesn't pay much attention to.

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Sunday, March 22, cloudy, and something happened again in the evening.

Rock rock small mountain mountain for two months, they are also cousins. My cousin's friend was bled and lost so much money that others recognized it, but Yan Yan couldn't recognize it.

But the methods used by Yan Yan were not very clever, he did not carefully measure whether his skills were better than Shenshen, and he forgot how the word danger was written. That's not a game, it's bloody.

But Huhu is also a woman who is not afraid of things, and both of them are people who can't bear to breathe.

Shanshan took lakes and lakes as bait, but did not arrange fishermen, they vainly tried to be fishermen since they were bait.

Ten days after the Sanqi incident, it is said that things have cooled down. But since March 18th, Yan Yan has always squeezed time to take his girlfriend Huhu to the Wangxiang Mountain area to take pictures.

It was safe for a few days, and they really regarded the patting and dragging as a game, and gradually entered the real state, and almost threw aside the thought of putting the bait. On the 22nd, Huhu, who was quiet on the outside and irritable on the inside, suddenly had a new idea: "Yanyan, it's not okay for us to wander around silently like this, and those robbers are not crazy, they won't start when they see people for no reason, right?" ”

"Is there any way, do you have to use intrigue and trickery?"

"At the very least, we have to make some movements, how can we do it without thinking? I heard what Qianqian said about what of the 36 strategies to lure the snake out of the hole, create something out of nothing, and bloom on the tree, it doesn't seem to be difficult to understand, why don't we use it?"

"Well, do you have to worry about it in order to breathe deeply? Anyway, I don't bother to think about it, if you have any idea to say it, as long as you can lure one or two of those bad guys out, I will do whatever you tell me. ”

"Well, we have to make something out of nothing, and we have to bluff. We have to make it look like we have a lot of money on us in order to arouse the greed of the other party. ”

"How can you make the other party know? How can you tell them, and you don't need to tell them who they are. ”

"Listen to me, we're going to pretend to be arguing, and we're going to have to argue as we go. Pretending that you saved more than 10,000 yuan, and wanted to buy a 125 motorcycle, I stole your pen and carried it on my body, saying that I wanted to buy new furniture after marriage, and asked if you wanted to buy a lost car so that you could carry me to pull the wild girl and pull the old lover. In this way, we each shouted our own reasoning, and did not give in to each other, and you said that you saved it, and I must take it out for you, but I don't want to! We quarrel like this, and we run while arguing, and we don't want to reach an agreement until dawn -- do you think this is okay?"

"Wow! My future wife is so smart, I can worry less about it in the future. Lord Huhu moved a snack, why worry about not being able to achieve great things!Come and let me take a bite and become smart!" Yan Yan kissed her heavily, and then said, "No, there is one more thing that will not work, so you will be too dangerous, you should pretend that the money is on me." ”

"Knowing the fart, a woman has a sense of security when she has money. This kind of hot thing can only be neutralized by a woman's yin qi, of course it can't be put on you. If it were on me, I wouldn't have died, but if it had been on you, my life would have been lost. "It seems that in the future, eighty percent of the power of the head of the family will have to fall on Huhu.

"But they will search your body, maybe they will destroy your innocence, you are so beautiful, you haven't even ...... peace If I can't stand it, I might as well die!"

"Hehe, this innocent thing, even if you save from 100 yuan, save it for 20 years, how much should it be with interest, don't you want to beg me, have you calculated it clearly? Besides, even if I want to give it, do you dare to do it?"

"Ahem, isn't it time yet?"

"When the time comes, who dares to guarantee that there will be no more? I'm not afraid to tell you that I can protect it, and if I can't save it, I won't even want my life. At that point, it's your own waste, don't blame me for wasting it. ”

"Ahem, it's far away, it's important to get down to business. ”

"Look at what scares you! Seriously, no one wants it when the time comes, not even Yan Yan! If you really treat me like that, I'll die! In short, I won't be sorry for you, and if you want to hand it over, it must be the right time and the right room to be handed over to you. ”

"In that case, wouldn't you also die and I would die, and in order to vent evil anger for your friends, there would be no need to pay such a price, right? Or put the money on me, and you want me to hand it over, and I won't give it to you, and I can't catch up with you, so it makes sense. Besides, I'm prepared, even if they come seven or eight, it won't be easy to get close. ”

The plan hasn't started yet, and both guys are talking about death, and they don't want to think about whether it will be unlucky.

The two have been arguing for a long time, but they are still inclined to the method of Yan Yan's theory.