Of course Xu Tian wants to scold, this time it can be seen from his coming to the competition, none of the people in the Jin Hui Writers' Association have a good heart, make things difficult for themselves everywhere, and play tricks everywhere, if it weren't for Xu Tian's inspiration, he would almost be ruined by them, and almost ruined his career as an artist, if the stain of cheating is placed on Xu Tian, he will not be able to wash it away for the rest of his life, what a big hatred is this?

Name-calling?

It's not like I haven't scolded

What's wrong with the live broadcast?

At this time, Lin Dong, the vice chairman of the Jin Hui Writers Association, whose status is second only to Tu Fanghuai, came out of the backstage at some point, and heard Xu Tian openly fire at their Writers Association, and immediately became furious, regardless of whether the live broadcast was live or not, he grabbed a microphone and carried it with Xu Tian in the audience, he also said: "Xu Tian, can't you have a couplet? Then I will also give you a title, you listen to me, the two apes are broken in the mountains, and the little monkey dares to saw?" This upper link has a homonym, and "saw" is also a "couplet", which is scolding Xu Tian

Xu Tianle was happy, this Shanglian happened to be there when he searched for his memory, and immediately counterattacked: "Then you can also listen to me, a horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come out of the hoof" is equivalent to a question

"Good"

"That's right, it's beautiful"

"Hahahaha Kill Me"

"Teacher Xu Tian is amazing"

Some in the audience burst out laughing

Lin Dong: "...... mn）*mn”

Vice Chairman Meng's couplet skills are not so deep, otherwise he would have already competed, so he couldn't deal with Xu Tian at all, and he was defeated as soon as he made a move.

But Xu Tian didn't let him go, "Since you have a question, then I will also ask a question, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven." ”

Hey?

What's the question?

There are very few couplets stuck on the seven, and if you want to go out of the upper couplet, it is also one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?

Then Xu Tian looked at him, "Sorry, then I'll give you a link, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty."

That's not right.

It's not right to go down.

Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty? What about shame?

But where are the fools present, a few contestants pondered for a moment, and then they were dumbfounded and analyzed the metaphor of this couplet, "The upper couplet forgot one, the lower couplet went to a 'shame,' this is ...... Forget (Wang) Eight Shameless?

Wang Ba?

Shameless?

Lin Dong's lungs almost blew up your surname Zhang and scolded people?

The male host was sweating profusely, and hurriedly persuaded: "Two teachers, two teachers, both say a few words, say two words less, and the camera is still ......" This is a literati who scolds people without dirty words

Lin Dong didn't care, and said directly to Xu Tian: "On this occasion, you openly insult the Jin Hui Writers' Association and the staff of our Writers' Association?"

Did you still sue the wicked first?

Are you still in the head, and it's all right?

When you want to step on me, step on me, and as soon as I fight back, you start to press me with big reason? Just because you are an authoritative unit, you will take all of them?

Xu Tian was simply ridiculous, shook the microphone in his hand, looked at the people who were angry or speechless Jin Hui Zuoxie, and said the last paragraph, this passage is a limerick poem, the source is his world's famous cross talk performance artist - Guo Degang. Guo Degang's limerick poem can be described as a must-have in Xu Tian's world, and it is very controversial, especially the one who scolded the leader of Beijing TV Station, which has aroused criticism from many people in the industry, but Xu Tian chose another famous limerick poem by Lao Guo today, which was written after Guo Degang was rejected by the Spring Festival Gala, which is very flavorful and very interesting.

"The wind is cold, the fog is hazy. The grass is crazy and decaying, and it is difficult to distinguish the wild shop building. The plum blossom pieces are like cuts, and the desolation is all outside the wall. The ice sky is like jade, and the silver branches are like powder. Push brocade was stepped on snow white, opened his eyes and sold less, traveled all over the rivers and rivers to return, and the world was still too narrow after the poem was drunk. ”

Speaking of which, many people didn't understand.

What kind of poem is this?

Xu Tian can also play limericks? This is the first time they have heard it

However, Xu Tian's poems below, they all understood, and they all laughed one by one, "The wind makes the sound of bamboo return to Xiaoyuan, and the moon moves and the shadow of flowers shines on the Yao steps." is full of tranquility, sighing that all life is fame and fortune dementia. Here, Xu Tian squinted his eyes at Lin Dong and looked at those who were in the association, "And open your drunken eyes slightly, let you rise or fall or ...... success" and said: "I don't like to come."

You don't like to come?

They just said they wouldn't let you join the club, and you came to such a limerick poem?

Hahaha, I don't like it, and many viewers listened to it all at once

The final stage of this competition is live broadcast, and the camera can only switch lenses to avoid some pictures they don't want to appear, but the sound can't be cut.

Champion Couplet Contest?

Xu Tian scolded Jin Hui for being a partner?

It's not a good title to give out

But while they were scrambling to avoid some cameras, the leader of a video site suddenly received a call from his higher-level leader.

"Lao Wang"

"Leader, the scene is ...... now"

"I know don't let the camera cut around"

"Huh, how do you get it?"

"Of course, such a hot thing can't catch up with once in a hundred years, hurry up and broadcast the whole whole process, don't have any cover-up"

"This ...... Is this okay?"

"Why not? We are not a TV station, but an online live broadcast, there are not so many scruples, what public opinion voice we can eat, let me tell you Lao Wang, now the number of live online viewers, has exceeded one million people, although it is only the Beijing Couplet Competition, the people who can watch it are not limited to the Beijing area, there are now many netizens all over the country pouring in, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, at this time you still avoid the camera, what are you still avoiding? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, according to what I said, the scolding is also recorded, and I am responsible."

"Good leader, I understand"

So, almost none of the netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet missed a shot, and the camera not only filmed, but also repeatedly gave close-ups of Xu Tian and Lin Dong, bringing out the atmosphere of several couplets of the two scolding each other, which made netizens almost jump up and applaud when they saw it

"I'm a Day"

"A small couplet can be so earth-shattering?"

"Hahaha, come and see"

"People who didn't watch the live broadcast have to regret it for the rest of their lives"

"It's so joyful, Teacher Xu Tian is so happy, wahaha"

"A good bull's head is happy to give birth to dragon horns, how can a dog's mouth spit out ivory"

"I think the most perfect pair is, 'When a horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come out of his hooves,"