Tu Fanghuai didn't admit defeat, and said busily: "Old Mu, give us a little more time, it'll be fine soon." ”

"yes, I'm just a word short of it now, and I haven't thought of a word. "Another Kim Hye-saku's humanity.

Mu Lao interrupted them and expressed the most authoritative opinion, "Don't think about it, don't be right, no matter how much time you give you, it is impossible for someone to make a couplet." ”

Xu Tian glanced at Mu Lao unexpectedly, Huh, are there really smart people?

"How much time is not enough?" Tu Fanghuai didn't believe it, "Why?"

Mu Lao smiled bitterly, and said in shock: "Because this is an eternal absolute"

"What?"

"Absolutely?"

"Absolutely?"

"There can be no sure solution"

"Yes, how can it be absolute?"

"Old Mu, are you out of sight?"

Many of the contestants were puzzled and did not admit it at all.

What is the eternal absolute? To put it bluntly, it is a pair that no one can match

In fact, this can only be regarded as a strange couplet, at most it can be regarded as an eternal strange couplet, but it must not be said that it is an eternal absolute, because this strange union has been neatly matched by Xu Tiangong, and Mu Lao himself should also have a fairly good lower link, and he himself is also right, so he understands, how can it not be regarded as an absolute through the ages

Tu Fanghuai's first couplet, it's not even a strange couplet, at most it's a coincidence, and it was also understood by Xu Tian

None of this counts

What is the smoke lock pond willow?

No one was convinced, and they were all waiting for Mu Lao to explain

Only Mu Lao said: "I know what you think, I was just like you, thinking that as long as I have time, I can unravel this uplink, but after I tried a few times, I found that there is no solution to this uplink, the five elements radical, the order of the radicals, the flat sound, the artistic conception, the upper and lower words are indispensable, the five points are indispensable, it is easy to match one point, it is not difficult to match two points, but it is almost impossible to match three points, not to mention that the five points are perfect, smoke lock pond willow- Even if this Shanglian is placed in ancient times, it is definitely a famous and shocking party through the ages, and I can tell you with great certainty that there will be no solution to this Shanglian within a hundred years

It can only be left to future generations," said Mu Lao with a regretful sigh.

A hundred years without a solution?

Is it really an absolute for the ages??

Mu Lao's reputation in the circle is very high, and he is also recognized as one of the most accomplished people in the Yinglian culture in China, he said so, everyone can't help but believe it, and even if some people still don't want to agree, then what can they do? They really can't come out

The second judge was stunned and said, "Is it really absolute?"

"I'm pretty sure. Mu Lao's tone was very firm.

The third judge looked at Xu Tian not far away, and said with a wry smile: "Who is this person in our couplet competition, this is no longer the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, this kid is going to shoot the old-timers in the industry to death on the beach, it's really me who is an old man who is lonely and unheard, when did such a genius come out of the country?"

The little old lady smiled: "Go back and read his "Water Tune Song Head", no, it's better to listen to his live version, and then you shouldn't be surprised by his performance today, it is also a song that can be passed down through the ages."

What is the concept of eternity?

It may be difficult to understand, but an example is very clear. Absolute through the ages, this is equivalent to several mathematical conjectures in the mathematical world, and it is also the biggest problem in the world's mathematics community

There are only a few big conjectures in mathematics.

And in the literary world, there are only five or six eternal absolutes

But from today onwards, there is definitely one more one more in this world, and this absolute uplink is - smoke lock pond willow.

Auditorium.

"Judges?"

"That's it, the final is over. ”

"Okay, the scores are out. ”

"I announce that the winner of this year's Beijing Couplet Competition is...... Mr. Xu Tian"

With the host's voice, the audience below broke out into warm applause, and there were screams and shouts, and the following was very lively. Even the position of the contestants next to the rostrum, many contestants of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles applauded Xu Tian convincingly, and some of them gave him a thumbs up with a smile, Xu Tian deserves everyone's praise, this is also the most bizarre couplet competition over the years, why is it weird? That still needs to be said, because all the questions were answered by Xu Tian alone, so this time only Xu Tian has a champion, and the runner-up and third place did not appear at all, and the other forty-nine contestants all accumulated zero points

Isn't this worth a round of applause?

Isn't this worthy of everyone's admiration?

Only Tu Fanghuai didn't make any movements and didn't applaud

Many people in the Jin Hui Writers' Association also did not look very good, and they didn't give Xu Tian any applause, they all bowed their heads to their own affairs, and their strength was very small

Xu Tian saw this scene and smiled coldly.

The hostess smiled and said, "Please come to the stage to accept the award." ”

Xu Tian got up, walked around to the side and walked onto the stage, and smiled at the two hosts.

Over there, Mu Lao and the other two judges also came up, the trophy was prepared in advance, but three were prepared, and when the staff took it, Mu Lao only took one of them, and the other two runners-up and third runners-up were obviously not needed, to be honest, they were also the first time to award such a strong award, one person abused all the players with an overwhelming advantage, which is unprecedented in the history of the couplet competition.

"Teacher Xu Tian, congratulations. "Mu Lao gave him the trophy.

Xu Tian took it and said, "Thank you for the affirmation of the judges and teachers." ”

Mu Lao smiled: "It's not our affirmation, this is the honor you have won, and I believe that no one can say anything, this is the most suspenseless championship of the couplet competition"

The audience is laughing, yes, it's really the most suspenseful one.

The hostess said, "Mr. Xu, can you give two acceptance speeches?"

"Well, are you sure I want to talk about it?" Xu Tian blinked.

The male host snorted, so what is so uncertain? Doesn't everyone who wins the award say a testimonial? Thank you to friends, thank leaders, thank your parents, and so on?

The hostess knew what Xu Tian meant by this, "This ......"

"Okay, then I'll say a few words. Xu Tian turned to face everyone, paused for a second, and said, "I remember before...... Some people say I'm cheating?"

When everyone laughed again, it was a joke.

Only the people who were left in the Kim Hye Zuo Association had a bad expression, and said in their hearts, "You're not done? Why are you so small-bellied?

But in fact, Xu Tian is the master of a small belly, the more some people don't want him to mention it, the more this guy wants to mention it, "I want to know who reported me, and I also want to ask the comrade of the Jin Hui Writers Association who said that I cheated on the stage before, the judges and teachers and the comrades of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles did not find out clearly, and finally let me participate, why did you say so definitely that I cheated as soon as you came on stage?"

The young man stared at him with a dark face, paralyzed, I apologize?

A woman from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles looked at him, "Xiaowu, you should really explain it to everyone." ”

"Apologize, little Wu. There is another humane from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles: "This is a live broadcast, everyone is watching, what you said on the stage before was really inappropriate, it was too arbitrary, and it also affected the reputation of Mr. Xu, which is that Mr. Xu Tian turned the situation around and proved that he did not cheat, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, just what you said, it is enough to destroy a person"

The young man surnamed Wu just didn't go, and closed his eyes with a dead face.

Xu Tian laughed, "Today is the couplet competition, it doesn't matter if you don't apologize, I'll send you a couplet." ”

Send a couplet?

At this time, you still send couplets?

Everyone was a little stunned, and they were also a little curious about what Xu Tian was going to say.

Xu Tian said the next moment: "Rats are old regardless of size. "Because they're all called rats

In the next sentence, Xu Tian smiled and said: "Turtles have male and female and always have the surname Wu" because they are all called turtles

When the young man surnamed Wu heard this, he almost vomited three liters of blood, Xu Tian, your uncle, you are too ruthless, he was so angry that he was about to scream, his face was green, this is a live broadcast, this is hundreds of thousands of people watching again, scolding himself in public? The young man couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in, he thought that if he didn't apologize, he wouldn't apologize, what can you do? But he forgot that this person was not an ordinary person, but the notorious Xu Tianren who dared to publicly scold the leader and scold the unit at the silver microphone awards ceremony At this moment, the young man really regretted it, paralyzed, I knew this, I might as well go up and apologize

The male host was stunned, "Mr. Xu"

The hostess was not surprised at all, she knew Xu Tian's bad deeds, but she quickly touched Xu Tian's shoes with her foot quietly, and said in a low voice: "Teacher, you ......"

The audience was also stunned

But Xu Tian was not finished, and continued: "This competition, it was the Jin Hui Writers Association who recommended me to come up, and I also want to thank them for winning this championship, thank you for choosing and sending me to support my Writers Association, and I will also send a couplet." After a pause, he read directly, "The bull's head is happy to give birth to dragon horns." ”

This sentence is quite ordinary, and everyone doesn't see the problem.

But Xu Tian's next link made everyone faint, "how could the dog's mouth spit out ivory"

Leaders and members of the Kim Hye Writers' Association: "......"

The people of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles covered their mouths and snickered, thinking that it was too interesting, and the scolding was too lacking in morality