Chapter 60: Asking for Trouble
Liang Wenbo saw that Mo Fan's face was very stinky, and couldn't help but smile proudly, and said, "There is something that may be more important or may not be too important, do you want to hear it?"
"If you have something to say, don't suffocate yourself. Mo Fan said and started doing push-ups in the living room.
Liang Wenbo knew that Mo Fan had the habit of exercising in the morning and evening, so he was not surprised, and said: "With my understanding of Lin Ruoxi, she has never ignored irrelevant people. ”
Mo Fan couldn't help but think that this was a little similar to himself. After a pause, he said, "Do you want to prove how unlucky I was when I met you?" ”
Liang Wenbo said: "Then you are wrong. I'm sure what she said to you today has absolutely nothing to do with me. ”
Mo Fan stopped again and said, "What do you mean?"
"Did you talk about your girlfriend and your IQ dropped? If it's not because of my relationship with your friend, what else can it be?"
"How do I know? I don't have such a perverted sister. ”
"Good thing you didn't. In my opinion, it's obvious that she's now considered you a relevant person. ”
"Don't fart, I'm just seeing her for the second time today, it's a big deal!"
"It can't be because of Lu Xiaorong, right? They don't know each other at all! Hey, I said, can you not put that POSE still, it looks very impure!"
Mo Fan stopped doing push-ups as he spoke, but still maintained a position of supporting his hands on the ground. It is not surprising that a person who is not pure in heart can always think of impure things. Snorted coldly and said, "Can I understand that your sister fell in love with me at first sight?"
Liang Wenbo nodded and said, "It's not so exaggerated, but at least it's a little interesting in my heart." ”
Mo Fan simply stood up, walked to the sofa, and said, "Is your sister a nymphomaniac?"
Liang Wenbo shook his head: "Of course not." ”
Mo Fan pointed to his nose: "Do you think I'm an idiot?"
Liang Wenbo thought for a moment and said, "It doesn't seem like it, right?"
Mo Fan hated his teeth and said, "Then you are an idiot, that's why you said such idiotic things." ”
He thinks he's still a little handsome, but he will never let a woman become a nymphomaniac at first sight. And through the two contacts with Lin Ruoxi, as well as the understanding from Liang Wenbo's side, he believes that even if she is handsome to the point of a heartthrob, it will not make this woman have any heartbeat.
Liang Wenbo smiled for a moment, and said solemnly: "No kidding, her attitude towards you is indeed very different." I have a number of friends, she will never take the initiative to say a word after seeing her, others greet her, and she can respond to it as a very face-saving person. ”
Mo Fan sneered: "In my opinion, today is just her sudden nerves and wants to be a savior." You dare to say she would never do such a casual thing?"
Liang Wenbo couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said, "There is such a possibility." You seem to have this nerve once in a while, and you two really have a lot in common. ”
Mo Fan said: "I really wonder, why do you want me to soak your sister so much? Even if you have a psychological shadow on her, now you are such a big person, and you don't have to face her every day, don't make trouble for me, okay?"
Liang Wenbo pursed his lips and said, "This is called self-redemption, you are not the party, of course you don't understand." Besides, I didn't force you, what are you excited about?"
Mo Fan sneered: "I'm excited about your sister! you are talking nonsense with me again, I don't mind letting you see what excitement is." I can't clean up the girl next door, you shouldn't have a problem cleaning up. ”
"If Lin Ruoxi is younger than me, you can indeed excite my sister. Liang Wenbo picked up the pillow and put it behind his head, and lay down comfortably, "I'm not afraid of the girl next door, I'm still afraid that you won't make it?"
Mo Fan said: "You kid have to be scared." I advise you, it's okay not to mess with our neighbor. ”
Liang Wenbo said nonchalantly: "I haven't eaten enough to hold on." It's you, if you run to meet her every morning, it's better to be careful. ”
"It's up to you to say that. Mo Fan waved his hand and went to the empty space in the living room to do push-ups.
At first, he could only do a dozen in one go, so he took a break in between, and insisted on doing five sets every night. After half a month of exercise, each group can now do twenty. Of course, there has been progress, but it is still far from the goal. Since I have never had systematic training in the past, and I am not very enthusiastic about sports when I go to school, the basic quality of the body is only average, and the improvement of strength still needs a relatively long process.
After doing two sets, the phone rang with a text message tone. Mo Fan saw that it was sent by Lu Xiaorong and said that she was home, so he replied and asked her to rest early.
When Liang Wenbo saw Mo Fan texting, he smiled and said, "How old is you, you still play the game of text messaging?"
Mo Fan said: "You are really troubled enough, just like your sister." ”
Liang Wenbo let out a sigh, but he really felt a little melancholy.
Mo Fan said, "What are you sighing again?"
Liang Wenbo said: "If you don't go to Lin Ruoxi, I guess it will be really difficult for her to get married." ”
Mo Fan scolded: "I see that you are really sick!"
But I thought in my heart that Liang Wenbo's treatment of Lin Ruoxi was probably not just as simple as having a psychological shadow, but probably with a kind of admiration. Liang Wenbo loves to paint, and he was led by Lin Ruoxi, so it is normal to have this complex. When Lin Ruoxi was about to get engaged, Liang Wenbo specially ordered a set of his most expensive dresses, which shows the degree of attention. It's not so much about his bullshit self-redemption, but because he's happy that his sister finally has a home.
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In the morning, Mo Fan went downstairs for a run and met Ji Xiaoying again, which was naturally expected. If it weren't for long-term exercise, she wouldn't have been able to have such a good physical fitness, which has long become a habit that will not be interrupted without accidents.
However, Ji Xiaoying saw him again, and seemed to be a little surprised, and when she ran around the lake and passed him, she said: "Do you still have the courage to come out?"
Mo Fan thought to himself, you have a sick brain, but with a smile on his face, he said, "Morning." ”
Ji Xiaoying snorted and ran to the front.
Mo Fan couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart, he put his posture so low to see how she could find fault. After a few rounds of back and forth, she had to be suffocated from internal injuries.
After finishing the lap, Mo Fan still went to the fitness equipment to do stretching and flexibility exercises, and saw Ji Xiaoying doing highly professional movements, so he couldn't help but want to try it, but found that his body couldn't bear it at all, so he had to give up.
Ji Xiaoying saw it next to her and couldn't help laughing.
Mo Fan said, "What's so funny?"
Ji Xiaoying said: "Of course it's funny to see monkeys learning from people. After saying this, he laughed more and more.
"Beware, don't laugh and get angry!" Mo Fan said as he seemed to be reminding, but actually cursed. He didn't believe that the laughter of the violent girl would be so low, obviously he was deliberately annoying.
But Ji Xiaoying is really not the kind of person who has a very cold temperament. In the two encounters in the alley and at the art exhibition, she played cool with a straight face, but she was driven by the emotions at the time, which was completely different from Lin Ruoxi's coldness in her bones.
If he could only choose one of the two to get along, Mo Fan would rather stay with Ji Xiaoying, although the danger is quite high, but at least it is closer to a normal person.
After the scheduled action was done, Mo Fan walked towards the residence, and then found that Ji Xiaoying also immediately ended the workout and left with him, no matter how you look at it, it seems to be deliberate.
"Officer Ji, are you still sending me to work today?" couldn't guess what this girl was thinking again, so Mo Fan decided to tease her.
Ji Xiaoying glanced at Mo Fan with slanted eyes, did not speak, opened the door of the corridor and walked in first.
The corners of Mo Fan's mouth were raised, and although he didn't make a sound, he smiled proudly. He knew that he had guessed right, yesterday this girl just wanted to see if he was at work, and since it had been confirmed, how could he send him again today. Although I don't know which tendon Ji Xiaoying is wrong, it seems that she always wants to get along with him, but it is really good to see her deflated.
Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaoying glanced back at him when he turned around on the rest platform, and suddenly frowned, and said, "What are you laughing at?"
Mo Fan said: "The plan of the day lies in the morning, and when you get up in the morning, of course, you have to smile more and maintain a good mood, so that the day's work will be more energetic!"
Ji Xiaoying sneered: "Really, then I hope you can have such a good mood every morning." ”
Mo Fan felt that there was something wrong with the meaning of this girl's words, and hurriedly said, "I also wish you a good mood every day." ”
When he returned home to take a bath, eat and change clothes, and when he went out again, Mo Fan was surprised to find that the door on Ji Xiaoying's side opened at the same time, and said in his heart that this is too coincidental, is it the same rhythm as herself?
"Morning!" Mo Fan said and walked downstairs, making up his mind that it would be better to stay away from her.
Ji Xiaoying stepped forward with an arrow, stretched out her hand and put her hand on Mo Fan's shoulder and pulled it back.
Mo Fan knew that he was too far away from Ji Xiaoying now, so he simply didn't make any resistance, sat down on the stairs with his ass, and said, "You are also a policeman, how can you be rude casually, be careful that I report you!"
Ji Xiaoying said: "What are you doing in a hurry, deliberately avoiding me?"
Mo Fan said: "How can there be, isn't this going to work, and if you are late, your salary will be deducted!"
Ji Xiaoying said: "I'll send you, what are you anxious about." ”
Mo Fan felt a chill down his spine, and hurriedly said, "No need, no need." ”
Ji Xiaoying gritted her teeth and said, "This is your own request, deliberately tricking me, right?"
Mo Fan smiled bitterly: "How dare I." ”
I couldn't help but feel a little remorseful in my heart, I would have been a little carried away before, why didn't I have anything to do to provoke her. It seems that I have been with Liang Wenbo for a long time, and I have been infected with some fine traditions of the pit god, and I still specialize in pit myself, what a pit in the pit!