It's strange! It doesn't take a long time to fly, the palace is invisible, and you can't see it even if you are around, so can't you see it with three eyes?

All the way around the twists and turns, I don't know where to fly...... Chang'e couldn't help it, so she had to ask: "Three eyes! Are your eyes not good?"

The wind was blowing, everyone's eyes couldn't be opened, three eyes were closed, and they couldn't hear the sullen voice.

The three eyes covered their mouths and shouted vigorously: "Find Taishang Laojun!

Silly Hong's mother wanted to praise Chang'e, and shouted from afar: "Sister, three eyes will take us to find ......"

"Isn't that a fart? Who doesn't know?"

The three eyes finally stopped and shouted into the distance: "Master Laojun, where are you? Someone is looking for you!"

Everybody was confused, the sky was empty, how could anyone be there? The Invisible Eye had seen it, but there was nothing?

Before he shouted the third time, there was a flash in the air, revealing an old man with gray hair, wearing a small crown, holding a banana fan and a whisk in his hand, wearing an imperial robe, very much like an emperor...... With a smile, he said, "Lao Tzu calculated that someone was coming, and he deliberately waited here!"

"Why does he call Lao Tzu as soon as we meet? Is he immoral? I should ask who is visiting? What is the matter? I shouldn't let out this kind of fart!"

The three eyes didn't seem to be taboo, and he said enthusiastically: "Master Laojun, Chang'e is here! I have a competition with her husband, and I want to borrow your gossip furnace." ”

It turns out that this old guy is Taishang Laojun, and what will happen if he dares to wear a small crown on his head so that the Jade Emperor can see it? Dressed very much like an imperial robe, since he is the founder of Taoism, he should wear a long robe with a gossip pattern.

The white-bearded old man said, "Lao Tzu can know the affairs of the world, he doesn't need to introduce it, he understands it in his heart, and he also wrote down the notes, right?"

"Oh no! Three Eyes didn't bring the note!" I was worried about it...... I don't know what others think......

With a wave of his hand, the note flew from far away and stopped in front of the white-bearded old man, who did not look at it and said, "Follow me!"

I followed closely, with Chang'e behind me, with three eyes like a fart, and behind me were matchmakers, goddesses of Tianhe, Wan Lisha, and silly red mothers......

In a flash, there you will be there, and this is neither a royal palace, nor is it like the Elysium of the Buddha, but a mixed dwelling......

Everyone frowned tightly and looked around...... Chang'e finally couldn't help but ask, "Old lady, what kind of place is this?"

The white-bearded old man replied simply: "This is Lao Tzu's residence, called Tushi Palace, at the boundary between day and night; many weapons were created with the Bagua Furnace, but you don't know anything else; Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick and Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake were made by Lao Tzu using the Bagua Furnace!"

"That's amazing! Will you brag about it? I've heard that old people are usually demented, or talk like children! Is he confused?"

Of course, the three eyes understood, and they didn't want to answer me, and they followed the white-bearded old man closely, as if they were touting, and they called him for a long time, and they didn't react to him at all......

When you come to the compound, you will see a big gossip furnace, which is 100 meters high, like holding up to the sky, and everyone is like ants in front of the gossip furnace......

This gossip furnace is really beautiful! The side of the eight wheels, one side of each side, is a pattern; it took a long time to figure it out; what is it called a gossip diagram; there are also on it; there are also Qian, Dui, Kun, Li, Xun, Zhen, Gen, Kan......

I have to ask, "Taishang Laojun, what does the words on it mean?"

The white-bearded old man just said casually: "This is called the gossip furnace, and the words on it are the characters used in the gossip, and the specific meaning can only be understood by explaining it slowly; Lao Tzu doesn't have so much time, and he still has to make alchemy; this is for the sake of Erlang God's face, he came out to greet him." You are in charge of your own affairs, and if something happens, you are responsible! Since there is a written note, it is a certificate, and Lao Tzu has ordered the furnace!"

The three eyes needed to be discussed, and they moved their eyes to my face and asked, "Are you coming first?" or am I first?"

When I got to the gossip furnace, my mind went blank...... As the saying goes, "Fear of ghosts in the near distance, fear of water in the distance." "I feel scared for something I don't understand...... So, you have to ask, "Matchmaker, aren't you practicing Qi Gong, and you should know the function of the Bagua Furnace?"

The matchmaker also saw her for the first time, and she didn't count it in her heart, so she knelt down in front of the white-bearded old man and begged: "Master Zu, can you help me answer for my husband?"

The white-bearded old man thought for a long time and asked, "Why are you called Lao Tzu Zu Master?"

The matchmaker didn't even dare to raise her head, and knocked her head three more times before saying: "The apprentice's Qi Gong has been practiced to the ninety-ninth layer, and I heard the master say that this is passed down by the ancestor." ”

Only one or two people know this kind of skill, so you don't need to ask, you can understand it after doing the math, and he also said: "Since you have practiced such a high level of Qi Gong, it is already the highest level of this sect, let Lao Tzu test it." ”

I stood aside and thought, "How do you test it?" There's no way such an old guy can take advantage of me, right?

The white-bearded old man's body turned around, changed into a long robe, and there were gossip patterns on the front and back, and the hexagram paintings were drawn below...... Suddenly blowing a breath, "bang", the gossip furnace was lit, and there was a green yin flame flashing inside, and he turned around and shouted to the matchmaker: "Get up!

"Isn't this nonsense?" The diameter of the circle in the middle of the gossip furnace is about 20 meters, the diameter of the bottom is 15 meters, and the diameter of the upper mouth is at least 10 meters.

Chang'e is going to see the joke, who told her to hold other people's thighs, is she being teased now?

Without saying a word, the matchmaker jumped up from the ground and turned her body into a circle, unable to tell whether it was a person or an altar?

I couldn't understand it, so I couldn't help but scold: "Did you take the wrong medicine?

The more everyone looked at it, the more frightened they became, and the matchmaker became more and more rounded and taller and taller, until she was twice as tall as the gossip furnace, and with her arms as thick as the trunks of several big trees, she hugged the gossip furnace tightly, blushing and her neck thick, and staggering the gossip furnace up......

Chang'e's tongue was all stretched out, her eyes were opened to the maximum, and it took a long time to say: "The matchmaker is really amazing!"

I had to shout quickly, "Okay, just pick it up!" If my body is burned and blown up, I won't even die!"

The white-bearded old man knew what to expect, waved his hand and asked the matchmaker to put it down and said, "If you can hold it, you can only reach the fifty layer; ”

The matchmaker was sweating profusely, and as soon as she put it down, her body deflated and stood in front of the gossip furnace, like an ant......

The three eyes were very confused, and finally couldn't help asking: "Master Jun, why is this gossip furnace not like the one that forged Sun Wukong?"

It's not a secret, there is no need to say that the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, and it is directly introduced: "This furnace has been more than ten times, and it is more than ten times more powerful, more than ten times that of the previous one;

Chang'e was startled, stared at me and shouted, "Husband, don't compare! What's the use of not learning seventy-two changes? Once you fail, even if you want to teach with three eyes, no one will learn?"

The white-bearded old man had something to say first: "It's not better than casual, if it's not, Lao Tzu will refine the pill!"

The three eyes shouted: "Master Rabbit, if you admit defeat, you don't have to compare; give me all your wives, and you can be a widower alone!"

"Zhen Nima's shit, can Lao Tzu's wife give it to you? unless Lao Tzu is dead!"

The three eyes snorted disdainfully: "Have the courage to jump into the gossip furnace first......"