The matchmaker's body began to stretch and shrink, and it was about to explode! Everyone was scared! Especially Wan Lisa, who covered her ears tightly with her hands......

What the hell is going on? If it explodes, the matchmaker will be dead! Isn't there another wife missing? Chang'e was very happy and whispered: "Explode! Won't it just make a sound?"

The fart came out, and it stinked to death! Everyone covered their mouths vigorously and still got through the gap between their fingers......

Wan Lisha jumped up and shouted: "Sister Chang'e, the matchmaker's body is deflated! The husband and the goddess of Tianhe are out of sight!"

Chang'e's eyes are not blind, the matchmaker's body has changed to its original appearance, she is wearing her favorite red dress, and her eyes are black, as if she has a serious illness and has not yet recovered......

Silly Hong's mother was very confused, stared and asked, "Sister, a fart can't hold you like this, right?"

Of course, the matchmaker will not admit that she is like a demon, and she has to show off: "I have practiced balloon skills, and I can float with the wind wherever I want?"

Chang'e said: "It stinks to death! It pollutes the environment, so it's best not to change it! If you can't hold it, you will blow up your intestines with a bang......

After Lisa, she couldn't see it again, and just wanted to ask, "Sister, can you get your husband and the goddess of Tianhai out?"

Silly Red Mom stared closely, I wonder if I can see where my husband and the goddess of Tianhe are?

The matchmaker took a sharp breath and wrinkled her nose, "Ah......hh

They had no intention of running away, but instead staggered more and more.

Everyone is confused: why are you still practicing? Should they be separated?

Chang'e was furious, rushed over and tightly twisted the rabbit master's ears and shouted: "I told you to practice! You have been stupid to train yourself, do you know? There are still so many wives waiting! Don't practice anymore, okay?"

I took advantage of it, and I wanted to be obedient, and I followed Chang'e's hand and came to everyone, like a big husband, and announced coaxingly: "From now on, the goddess of Tianhe will be my wife!"

No one could laugh, especially Chang'e, who screwed my ears hard, slapped me twice in the face, and scolded: "Pervert! A big pervert! I want to find the Queen Mother and dissolve your marriage!"

The three eyes were particularly surprised! Staring at Chang'e tightly, she smiled so ugly, and shouted in a strange voice: "Is Niangniang going to consider marrying me?"

I want all my women, and of course I can't afford to fart in three eyes!

He snorted disdainfully: "What do you say? It is normal for husband and wife to fight; Do you want to see stitches? No one will like you! Even if all the women in the world love me, it has nothing to do with you!"

This sentence hurt Sanyan's self-esteem, and he was depressed for a long time, and then moved his gaze to the face of the stupid red mother and said, "I'll send you home!"

Silly Red Mom is not a fool, who intended to be with a person who looked down on him, pulled down his gloomy face: "Die! Stay away from me! Otherwise, the husband will send you to the west with a fist of fire!"

The three eyes smiled so ugly, and it took a long time before he said: "Do you think I will be afraid of the rabbit master? What does it mean that people who have experienced the great war do not know? Even if the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun may not be able to burn me to death, but not necessarily the rabbit master." ”

"Your mother's three eyes, don't look down on people with dogs! Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil! If Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace can burn me to death, all the women around me belong to you; if you can't burn to death, then teach me seventy-two changes!"

The three eyes jumped: "This shameless dog thing! Absolutely dead! I don't know how powerful Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace is? I still think I am the Monkey King? I can burst the gossip furnace! Wait! So many women are mine; especially Chang'e, I have been greedy for a long time - now I have such a strong body, once I go into battle, thousands of rounds, I will definitely not be able to fall ......"

The wives had a big opinion: "No, the three eyes are a two-eyed; let him go to his kind!"

Chang'e was so angry that her eyes were about to bulge out, and she wanted to screw my ears off alive, and she slapped me a few times, pushed hard, and scolded: "Die! How can there be such a shameless husband?"

The matchmaker thought about it for a long time and asked, "Three eyes: Taishang Laojun is not easy to find? How can I find it? Qi Gong is what he taught." ”

The three eyes flashed with a strange light, and they couldn't help but be impressed, and said a strange sentence: "I didn't expect you to be too old Jun's apprentice? I remember that he hasn't taught an apprentice for many years!"

"Of course, since the ancestor ascended to the immortal, he has not given an apprentice. I am the apprentice of his apprentice, and the skills I have taught have reached the ninety-ninth layer of Qi Gong, and I can be called the first person in the world!"

"Is this still true? Is it really true? I have to find Taishang Laojun to verify it. ”

The more she listened, the more confused she became; after talking for a long time, it was not that she couldn't find Taishang Laojun? This must be documented, and if anyone denies it, she will show it to everyone!

Chang'e resolutely disagreed! If her husband was burned to death, she still couldn't marry Erjiazi; what was the use of the written note?

I'm the husband, and I'm in charge! The most tempting thing is the seventy-two changes, as long as you learn a few changes, it's great?

The matchmaker's thoughts are the same as mine, and she has only changed herself, and if her husband is burned to death by the gossip furnace, she will soon learn a lot of changes if she marries Three Eyes......

There is a question in front of me: Is it the three eyes that are powerful? Or is the monkey head a great one? both of them are seventy-two changes, and they have also been in battle, but they have not seen the result

......

The women began to argue: some said that Sun Wukong was stronger than the three eyes; otherwise, the Monkey King would not have succeeded?

Chang'e was most annoyed by the three eyes; of course, she had to favor Sun Monkey's head; she also deliberately squinted at her with contempt and said: "The three eyes are either perverts or two sons! Neither of these is advisable! Let's get out! How far away is it, how far away is death!"

Although the three eyes were not angry, they couldn't hold back the gesture and said, "The rabbit master is not yet, why is the mother still willing to marry him?"

"I was blind at the beginning, so I didn't see this big pervert, and now I am married, and I can't regret it, I can only endure it!"

Wan Lisha didn't know what to think, and suddenly shouted: "Make a note! Let Taishang Laojun take a look! Maybe it can become a third-party witness." ”

The three eyes are crucial to the wives of the rabbit master; once a person dies, it will all be his own--doesn't the eldest uncle have three palaces and six courtyards? he is only a few, which is not excessive; even the eldest aunt can tolerate the cheating affair with the Eastern Emperor, and he can't tolerate me?

It seems that with these conditions, the establishment of the letter is realistic.

The wives have their own plans in their hearts; Chang'e resolutely disagrees; the matchmaker approves with both hands; Wan Lisha just wants to be with her husband, and she doesn't even have a complete room, so she thinks so badly! Silly Hong's mother wants to go home! Even if her husband is burned to death by the gossip furnace, she will not marry someone who looks down on her!

The three eyes couldn't wait, and wrote a few lines in the air in a panic: "Note: I voluntarily compete with the rabbit master, if I lose, teach the rabbit master seventy-two changes, otherwise, her wife will all belong to me......"

You don't have to hide it, you can see it at a glance!

Chang'e was about to go crazy! She tried to erase the words in the air with the immortal method; she came down three times, but she didn't move; she was depressed for a long time, but she still didn't figure it out, and shouted loudly: "Why can't you get these broken words?"

The matchmaker is smarter than others, and she looks at Chang'e's face and says, "Sister, the code is different, can you unlock his immortal method?"

Chang'e was furious and announced in public: "I don't agree!

Silly Hong's mother stared at it for a long time and said: "The note needs three copies ......to work, and it will be handed over to the third party for safekeeping;

The three eyes don't listen to women, especially village women like Silly Hongma! With a wave of her hand, she shouted, "Follow me!"

Everyone will think, can he find Taishang Laojun? This is the founder of Taoism, and he can be called the mentor of the emperors, which is very awesome!

Chang'e hadn't entered the palace for a long time, and she really wanted to see where the Jade Emperor lived, did she drink flower wine during the day, and hugged her concubines at night?

There are a lot of people behind him: there is me, the goddess of Tianhe, the matchmaker, Wan Lisha, and the silly red mother......

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable