Text Chapter 112 Hongmen Tea
Belch!
"You heard this wrong. ”
Tian Yifeng almost fell down as he spoke, and the expression on his face was not to mention rich, but he still smiled and said, "Xiaomo, how can it be, you heard it wrong." ”
"I hope I heard it right, old man, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, don't worry about me anymore, I think we still get along well. Lu Xiaomo teased.
Tian Yifeng was about to explode when he heard this,, why is this product so cheeky, if you hadn't grabbed Lao Tzu's handle, believe it or not, Lao Tzu would have skinned you alive now.
"Why are you going so fast, old man, wait for me ......"
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At the gate of the community, Tian Meina and Shen Shuqin were waiting anxiously at the door.
Seeing the two coming back, Shen Shuqin hurriedly stepped forward to check and found that the two were not injured, and the worry on her face finally eased a little, "Old thing, why do you treat guests like this, I heard that you are going to knock Xiaomo with a rolling pin." ”
Shen Shuqin took Lu Xiaomo's hand and said with concern: "Xiaomo, you are not injured, are you?"
"It's okay, Auntie, my uncle is very good to me. Lu Xiaomo changed his style to a polite appearance.
Although Tian Meina didn't know what Lu Xiaomo's idea was again, seeing that both of them came back safe and sound, a hanging heart was also put down.
"Let it go!" Tian Yifeng saw that his wife kindly grabbed Lu Xiaomo's hand and asked questions, his eyes widened, and he said aggressively: "You little bastard still dare to do something to my wife." ”
Shen Shuqin was startled and said in astonishment: "What nonsense are you talking about, what kind of manipulators, dare to speak to me in such a tone, did you eat the bear's heart and leopard gall today?"
Tian Yifeng was stunned, "Wife, I'm not losing my temper at you." Turning his eyes to look at Lu Xiaomo, "You don't know how bad this kid is, he ......"
"Uncle!coffee!" Lu Xiaomo interrupted Tian Yifeng's complaint.
Tian Yifeng's face turned green when he heard this, and he was almost scared to pee.
"Coffee, what kind of coffee?" Shen Shuqin asked when she saw Tian Yifeng frightened like this, feeling strange.
Tian Yifeng was frightened, but he returned to normal in an instant, laughed, walked towards Lu Xiaomo and hugged his shoulder, squeezed his eyebrows at Lu Xiaomo, and said with a smile: "Xiaomo, is the coffee that my uncle invited you to drink just now delicious?"
"It's delicious, and the taste is so-so. Lu Xiaomo's eyes rolled, he understood in seconds, and he also laughed.
Tian Yifeng was relieved that Lu Xiaomo and Shen Shuqin were together, and he didn't know what kind of moth he had born, so he hurriedly hugged him and walked into the community, and slapped him on the shoulder, and there was a big slap on his posture to relieve his hatred, and he smiled without a smile: "Xiaomo, go, I invite you to drink tea, recently my uncle got some new tea, it's better to come early than to come by coincidence, you kid is blessed now." ”
Lu Xiaomo felt that his shoulder was patted by Tian Yifeng, and the force was not light. Hey, a few meanings, is this a hijacking opportunity to retaliate against me?
Coming and going, Lu Xiaomo put it on Tian Yifeng's shoulder and patted it heavily, "Uncle, then I want to taste it." ”
Tian Yifeng was like being hit by a shot put, and almost stumbled and fell, if he hadn't been held up by Lu Xiaomo, he would definitely fall to the ground all of a sudden.
"You ......" Tian Yifeng blushed and had a thick neck.
Of course, Lu Xiaomo still had a measured hand, and looked at the old man who was blushing and said, "Uncle, your face is so ugly, otherwise, let's go back and drink some coffee." ”
Coffee!
It's coffee again, grandma bear!
Tian Yifeng burst into tears, his mother dropped, Lu Xiaomo is really not a thing, he always threatens Lao Tzu with coffee, baring his teeth and whispering: "The rabbit will bite people when it is in a hurry, don't deceive people too much, believe it or not, I will give you a fish to die and break the net!"
"Uncle, do you know that the net may not break if the fish dies. Lu Xiaomo smiled evilly.
"You ......" Tian Yifeng wanted to go crazy.
"Coffee!" Lu Xiaomo reminded again.
"You mention coffee again, believe it or not......
"What do you want to do?" Lu Xiaomo was not afraid.
"I want to beg you to stop talking about coffee, okay? My heart pounds when I hear the word coffee, and I'm going to have a heart attack if I do it again." Tian Yi lost his temper in an instant, and his face slumped in submission.
"Haha...... Uncle, your new tea is really as good as you say, then I will have a feast today. Lu Xiaomo hugged Tian Yifeng and got carried away, and let loose the wreckage.
"Haha...... Boy, you really stepped on shit luck, the tea is very good, I just don't know if you know how to appreciate it?" Tian Yifeng bit it, and said with a strange smile.
Shen Shuqin saw that the two were as close as the two of them, and looked at Tian Meina in confusion and wondered: "Didn't you say that your father was going to cut Lu Xiaomo?"
"I don't know what the situation is?" Tian Meina scratched the back of her head, I don't know why, but she knows that the two of them look like each other.
Beforehand, Tian Meina told Shen Shuqin that her father was going crazy and wanted to kill Lu Xiaomo, and when they went out, the two were still on the same page, and in the blink of an eye, why did the two become "intimate", which is really confusing.
Shen Shuqin shook her head and sighed and followed, and Tian Meina patted her not-so-bright head and followed.
Tian Mina's house.
Tian Yifeng learned from his daughter that Lu Xiaomo was a child who came out of the mountains, and wanted to take this opportunity to let Lu Xiaomo know the gap between himself and his daughter, don't think about climbing high branches, toads eating swan meat.
"Boy, I let you taste my tea, a poor child like you who came out of a poor mountain nest must have never seen what good tea looks like, right?"
Tian Yifeng said in his heart, damn, Lao Tzu let you know how poor your literacy is, how unworthy of my daughter, Lao Tzu has taught Tian Meina to be knowledgeable since she was a child, and she has finally cultivated such an excellent daughter, how can you let your daughter stick this flower on your cow dung.
"Oh" Lu Xiaomo sighed lightly, the old man was setting up a banquet for himself, "Uncle, what good tea do you have, which also opens the eyes of the younger generation." ”
Shen Shuqin's mother and daughter immediately shook their heads and sighed when they saw Tian Yifeng showing off his tea ceremony again.
Tian Yifeng took a pack of gorgeously packaged tea leaves from the bedroom, put it on the living room table, and said in an unkind tone: "Boy, this is Biluochun that I dragged my friend to bring from other places, more than 1,000 yuan a catty, I haven't seen it." ”
Shen Shuqin sat on the sofa and scolded: "Why don't you talk with a nose and eyes are not eyes, why do you always give Xiaomo a face?"
"I'm embarrassed. Tian Yifeng glanced at Lu Xiaomo, "He's a child from the mountains, he really hasn't seen the world, and he hasn't seen good tea." ”
Shen Shuqin felt that Tian Yifeng was like eating gunpowder today, and his words were choking, and his fingers trembled, "Are you crazy?"
Tian Meina hurriedly got up from the sofa, grabbed Shen Shuqin and persuaded her: "Mom, don't give my dad general knowledge." Then Xingmu stared at Lu Xiaomo, "Lu Xiaomo, you went to have coffee with your father just now, did you make my father unhappy?" ”
Coffee!
Tian Yifeng was most afraid of hearing the word coffee now, and his face suddenly turned green.
Lu Xiaomo glanced at the frightened Tian Yifeng, and said with bad intentions: "Uncle, Mina said that I made you angry in the café, and you still don't explain it to them." ”
Belch!
Tian Yifeng frowned, his eyes widened, "Mina, don't mention the word coffee to me again." ”
Tian Meina was startled, she didn't expect Tian Yifeng to be so angry, Shen Shuqin was not happy, and raised her eyebrows and said: "The surname Tian, are you crazy, even your daughter, can't you eat gunpowder?" Why are you so angry when you come back from the café?"
Tian Yifeng was afraid that his wife would get used to it, so he coaxed in seconds, "Wife, I was wrong, I can't do it if I'm wrong." Actually, Xiaomo and I had a good chat in the café just now, I don't believe you can ask this kid. ”
Lu Xiaomo gave Tian Yifeng a step down and said, "Auntie, don't be angry, my uncle and I had a very happy conversation in the café, and nothing unpleasant happened." Then he looked at Tian Yifeng, "Uncle, did you say it?" Otherwise, you wouldn't have invited me to tea." ”
Shen Shuqin found that the two of them were very strange, and asked suspiciously: "Do you two have something to hide from me?"
I have to say that a woman's sixth sense is always accurate, Shen Shuqin said and looked at Lu Xiaomo sideways, and gave an inquiring look.
Belch!
The living room became dead and quiet in an instant, especially Tian Yifeng's face was as frightened as ashes.
"Wife, you think too much, what can we two big men do, do you dare to go to the kitchen to get two dishes, and I still have to have a few cups with this young man?" Tian Yifeng hurriedly laughed, while squeezing his eyebrows at Lu Xiaomo. Degree of literature