Chapter 111: Compromise
Lu Xiaomo breathed a long sigh of relief after an examination, Tian Yifeng was only in shock for a short time, and with Lu Xiaomo's medical skills, it was just a drizzle to cure him.
He hurriedly half-squatted and pillowed Tian Yifeng's head on his thigh, and then raised his torso a little higher, which was conducive to smooth breathing.
Next, Lu Xiaomo's fingers quickly clicked a few times on his chest and abdomen, if he is knowledgeable, these techniques are not ordinary, a gust of wind has clicked, and he has already ordered the major acupuncture points of Tiantu, Xuanji, Zigong, Yutang, Tanzhong, etc., the technique is strange and mysterious, and then he opened his mouth and stuffed a pill into it.
After a while, Tian Yifeng woke up slowly, the nasty face in front of him was grinning, and he instinctively raised his hand and fanned it.
It seems that the recovery is not bad, and there is still strength to fan people.
Lu Xiaomo easily dodged this slap and said with a smile: "Old man, you can recover." ”
"Little bastard, Lao Tzu will not die with you today!"
Tian Yifeng struggled to stand up, shaking his body to fight with Lu Xiaomo.
"Old man, why are you so ungrateful, your son-in-law and I can save you from the ghost gate, why do you have to fight with me first thing when you wake up. ”
Tian Yifeng's body shook when he heard this, he suddenly stopped, his head was a little broken, and he said to himself: "Yes, I seem to be tired and fainted, could it be that you rescued me?"
"Now that I think about it, it was indeed me who saved you, old man, no need to thank you. Lu Xiaomo seemed to remember when he saw him, and he was a little bit of an invitation.
Tian Yifeng saw him so excited, he really wanted to slap him away, whether it was Lu Xiaomo who saved him or not, but it was really this thing that made him dizzy, and he hated it when he thought about it.
Tian Yifeng was greatly surprised, this thing was tired like a toad just now, but now he is alive, could it be that his previous appearance was all pretended, whenever he didn't want to chase him, Lu Xiaomo always pretended to be unable to move a step at the right time.
As soon as he thought of this, Tian Yifeng carefully identified it, only to see Lu Xiaomo touching his chin as if he was smiling, not smiling at all, and suddenly knew that he had been deceived, and said viciously: "Boy, are you fooling me?"
"Hehe, old man, running is healthier, there is no harm in exercising more, what is not playing, it hurts my feelings to say this. Lu Xiaomo touched his nose and smiled.
Belch!
This thing is really cheating.
Tian Yifeng got his personal admittance, and became crazy in an instant, Grandma Xiong, this kid is really not a thing, he almost tired Lao Tzu into a dead dog.
"I'm going to knock your head off!"
Tian Yifeng pounced frantically again, holding a rolling pin and knocking it on the top of Lu Xiaomo's head, there was a big mallet knocking his head into a sloppy posture, seeing that the rolling pin was about to hit his head, but the rolling pin stopped when it was two inches away from the top of his head, and suddenly there was an overwhelming force, and Tian Yifeng was shocked and numb, and he almost got out.
This thing actually grabbed the rolling pin of this thunderous blow with one hand, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move half a minute.
Tian Yifeng was horrified in his heart, my rolling pin is at least a few hundred catties down, this product is actually clamped with one hand, is he a human being?
Lu Xiaomo easily pulled out the rolling pin in Tian Yifeng's hand, "Old man, you are a lot old, why bother to dance with a gun and a stick, don't accidentally hurt yourself, I will keep it for you first." ”
Tian Yifeng walked out of shock, "Boy, although you have two hits, I warn you, you must stay away from my daughter, otherwise, even if I fight this old bone, I will not be finished with you." ”
"My husband, anyway, Mina is already in love with me, whether you agree or disagree, don't blame me when your daughter elopes with me. ”
"You said that you are so thick-skinned, and you are not afraid to flash your tongue when you speak, my daughter will like you, hehe, you are daydreaming, why can't you have a face. Tian Yifeng immediately slammed over.
"What's the use of asking for face, if you want face, do you agree with me to have a relationship with Mina?" Lu Xiaomo leaned his neck and teased.
"You ......" Tian Yifeng trembled angrily.
"Don't worry, I will never take the initiative to harass Mina. Lu Xiaomo glanced at him maliciously and snorted, "However, if your daughter takes the initiative to harass me, it won't be my fault." ”
"My daughter took the initiative to harass you, haha, I'll forget if you laugh to death, just like you, my daughter will harass you?" Tian Yifeng glanced up and down, sneering.
"Old man, don't be too confident, don't forget, when you chased me with a mallet, Mina hugged your waist and didn't let you knock me, and you didn't want to think about why she wanted to stop you. ”
Tian Yifeng chuckled in his heart, the donkey's face drooped down, and the scene where his daughter stopped him reappeared in his mind, could it be... Does the daughter really have a leg with this thing? Could it be that the daughter has already fallen in love with this ruffian? All kinds of speculations have emerged.
"Boy, stay away from our family Mina in the future!" Tian Yifeng gritted his teeth in warning, and then turned around to leave.
"Stop!"
Lu Xiaomo suddenly yelled, and then asked sharply: "Old man, who is the woman who drank coffee with you that day? I can see clearly, that woman is not an aunt." ”
Tian Yifeng was shocked when he heard this, and said angrily: "You kid is following me!"
He actually admitted that he had a tryst with another woman.
Lu Xiaomo's heart blossomed happily when he heard this, Nima, now in the city, why is it so messy, it is estimated that an old man in his forties, you can cheat casually like this, you can almost cheat a large piece.
"Haha...... You dare to flirt with a woman outside behind my mother-in-law's back!
Tian Yifeng hurriedly shook his hand and said, "I didn't, we just held our little hands, and we didn't tease her." Seeing that Lu Xiaomo didn't believe it, he hurriedly swore to the sky: "I dare to swear to the sky, if there is half a lie, the five thunders will not die well." ”
Lu Xiaomo rolled his eyes, looking like whoever believes you is a fool, Tian Yifeng was completely confused at this time, and said with a sad face: "We are really just holding a little hand." ”
"Hehe, that's all?
"She is my high school classmate, and I see that her life is more difficult......" Tian Yifeng was halfway through his words, feeling that there was a problem, because Lu Xiaomo couldn't hold back his laughter.
Tian Yifeng reacted with a "chuckle" in his heart, I am an immortal, this kid is actually cheating Lao Tzu!
"Boy, play yin, dare to blow up Lao Tzu!"
"Old man, if you don't have a ghost in your heart and do the right thing, I can't cheat anything?" Lu Xiaomo said.
"Shameless!" Tian Yifeng King Kong looked angry, like an angry chimpanzee.
Lu Xiaomo threatened coldly: "If you don't agree with me to have a relationship with Mina, I'll tell Auntie about this, don't blame me for not reminding you, if Auntie knows about this matter, your good days will come to an end." ”
Threat, this is the threat of Chiguoguo!
Now the backyard is going to catch fire.
Tian Yifeng paced back and forth angrily, and said angrily: "You go and sue, anyway, we are just holding hands, I am doing a good job, I am not afraid that you will sue the black." ”
"Oh" Lu Xiaomo snorted, slightly surprised, I didn't expect this old man to be so backbone, "Old man, why bother, as far as I know, my mother-in-law's temper doesn't seem to be very good, if she knows about this, I guess you will have to roll up and sleep on the street at night." ”
Tian Yifeng secretly complained in his heart, what Lu Xiaomo said was true, if Shen Shuqin knew about this, there would definitely be a ten-magnitude earthquake at home, and the chickens would fly and the dogs would jump, and the world would be turned upside down. What about sleeping on the street? Think about the beauty, don't be delusional, it is estimated that people will die.
Thinking of this, Tian Yifeng couldn't help but shudder.
Lu Xiaomo saw that his face was as ugly as eating, and said in a soothing tone: "Old man, look at it like this, as long as you don't get in the way of me, I won't embarrass you." Seeing that Tian Yifeng was about to get angry again, he hurriedly swore and added: "As long as your daughter doesn't like me, I will never harass her, what do you think?"
Under Lu Xiaomo's combination of soft and hard, coercion and temptation, Tian Yifeng could only reluctantly agree to Lu Xiaomo's treaty of loss of power and humiliation of the country.
Then the two went home.
On the way, Tian Yifeng rolled his eyes countless times, and kept cursing Lu Xiaomo shamelessly in his heart, Nima, how could I meet you, a despicable and shameless hob meat.
"Old man, are you secretly scolding me?" Lu Xiaomo said suddenly as he walked leisurely.
Grass, how does this thing know that I scolded him in my heart.
"How is it possible, there is nothing!" Tian Yifeng had a smile on his face, and he didn't smile at it.
"Old man, you have been scolding me all the way, the voice is so loud, everyone can hear it, okay?" Lu Xiaomo didn't have a good breath.