Okay, daughter-in-law, I'll listen to you, just run. Lu Xiaomo stuck out his tongue and ran away.

"You bastard dare to tease my daughter. ”

Tian Yifeng raised his eyebrows and looked angry, seeing that Lu Xiaomo was actually teasing his daughter in front of him, he paid it back, broke his daughter's hand, ran to the kitchen to pick up the rolling pin, and chased him out angrily.

"Boy, stop, Lao Tzu is going to chop this king eight lambs today!"

"Dad, don't chase it, you're not the opponent of that thing. ”

Tian Meina chased out, and saw that Tian Yifeng had closed the elevator door, so she could only persuade her father not to be impulsive through the crack in the elevator door.

"Daughter, you haven't married yet, why are you always looking for that little bastard, if I don't slaughter this bastard today, I won't be surnamed Tian. Tian Yifeng roared through the elevator door, his teeth itching with hatred.

Downstairs, Tian Yifeng rushed out of the elevator with a rolling pin in his hand, intending to discount Lu Xiaomo's legs.

Tian Meina anxiously waited for the next elevator, burning her eyebrows in a hurry, like ants on a hot pot.

"Dad, I didn't face him, why didn't you listen to my advice, Lu Xiaomo is the demon king of the mixed world, he can fan people away with one slap, how can you be his opponent, daughter, I'm afraid that you will suffer, okay?"

Tian Yifeng rushed out of the building with a rolling pin, and when he saw it, Lu Xiaomo was bored leaning on a tree with his hands on his shoulders, very leisurely.

"Boy, you have a kind, you haven't run yet, see if Lao Tzu doesn't discount your legs. ”

Lu Xiaomo didn't expect Tian Yifeng to really chase him out, and when he saw him rushing over with a rolling pin murderously, he smiled slyly and said, "Old man, why bother? You old arms and legs are not afraid of falling." ”

Without waiting for Tian Yifeng to reply, Lu Xiaomo ran away.

Tian Yifeng was about to explode, and he chased after him, "Boy, you stop Lao Tzu and see that I don't knock your head into my stomach." ”

"Old man, you think I'm stupid, since you're going to knock my head in my stomach, it's strange if I don't run. Lu Xiaomo turned his head and smiled as he ran.

"I'm going to break your legs!"

A group of aunts and uncles downstairs saw Lu Xiaomo flying away and running wildly, and Tian Yifeng behind him took a rolling pin and threatened to break his legs, and his eyes almost popped out, what kind of prank is this?

"Uncle, aunt, save me, my father-in-law is crazy. Lu Xiaomo called for help.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Xiaomo hid behind the uncle and aunt, and the uncle and aunt blocked Tian Yifeng.

"Lao Tian, you are crazy, why are you knocking your son-in-law with a rolling pin?"

"Lao Tian, I have something to say, you were fine when you went in, why did you start flying in a blink of an eye. "Aunt Yi said.

"As the saying goes, family and everything is prosperous, you carry a rolling pin to pick up your son-in-law, and you are not afraid of everyone's jokes when you spread it. ”

……

Belch!

When did this become my son-in-law?

, it must be this guy who spreads rumors that he is his Tian Yifeng's son-in-law.

"Shit! This bastard is not my son-in-law, don't stop me, whoever stops me, don't blame me for not having long eyes on the rolling pin. ”

Seeing Tian Yifeng waving a rolling pin and rushing over, everyone had to retreat when they saw this, thinking that Tian Yifeng was really crazy.

"Lao Tian is really crazy, call the psychiatric hospital quickly. ”

……

"Hurry up and fight the demon spirit, my father-in-law may have rabies and is already delirious, hurry up and ask the police to come and subdue him." Lu Xiaomo lost his support, ran away, turned his head and shouted in his voice,

"You bastard, you just got rabies!" Tian Yifeng almost exploded when he heard this, and chased after him desperately with a rolling pin.

Everyone was dumbfounded, their eyes almost bursting, thinking that Tian Yifeng really had rabies.

The two ran out of the community one after the other, Tian Yifeng chased after him with a rolling pin, and everyone on the street avoided it.

"Boy, you stand for Lao Tzu...... Stay!" Tian Yifeng could catch up with Lu Xiaomo, he was tired and sweating profusely after a while, and his speech was a little unpleasant.

"My father-in-law, what are you doing, as for this, Mina and I really love each other, why do you do something to beat mandarin ducks, as the saying goes, I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, why do you like to do things that lack virtue." ”

Tian Yifeng didn't catch his breath when he heard this, and his legs almost kicked to drive the crane west, and he swore not to give up if he didn't chop Lu Xiaomo into meat patties.

After chasing for a while, Tian Yifeng was almost tired and became a dead dog, and he didn't even touch Lu Xiaomo's hair, which made him very frustrated, and said in his heart, this is not a way, grandma has legs, this kid has been running for so long, he is not red and out of breath, don't catch up with you when the time comes, exhaust yourself to death first.

"Boy, don't be reckless, it's better to stay away from my family, otherwise, Lao Tzu will see you hitting you once, hurry up!" Tian Yifeng paused, covered his waist and gasped.

"Hey...... Yo, I'm glad you old thing doesn't chase anymore, and to be honest, I can't run anymore. Lu Xiaomo sat on the street, pretending to be very tired.

Lu Xiaomo is fishing, luring Tian Yifeng to take the bait, so tired him.

Grass, this thing is not made of iron, and he can't run.

Tian Yifeng really hit the plan, and when he heard this, he was ecstatic in his heart, thinking that Lu Xiaomo really couldn't run, and what else did he say, Lao Tzu would knock him on the head.

"Alas...... Old man, why don't you talk nonsense, didn't you say that you won't chase, why are you still chasing. ”

Seeing him chasing him, Lu Xiaomo pretended to get up with difficulty, turned around and staggered and ran away.

Tian Yifeng saw that Lu Xiaomo was also tired enough, and he really couldn't run, as long as he sped up a little faster, he could catch up with him, the dawn of victory was just around the corner, how could he give up, so Tian Yifeng used his strength to eat, and the sound of "moo" sped up a few points.

Fifteen meters, ten meters, eight meters, six meters, Tian Yifeng silently thought in his heart about the distance between him and Lu Xiaomo, hehe, boy, just wait for the death of Qiaoqiao, look at my powerful killing stick.

However, when he was still five meters away from Lu Xiaomo, Lu Xiaomo sped up his speed and always kept a safe distance of five meters away from him.

Grandma is a bear, this goods is close at hand, but she can't catch him, and she almost suffocates Tian Yifeng to death.

ran another street, Tian Yifeng felt cold in his heart, his legs kept swinging, he was a little unsteady on his feet, he couldn't run anymore, he gave up chasing, held on to the wall and gasped, and his tongue spit out most of it.

"Little ...... Son, get out, Lao Tzu...... No more chasing. ”

"Old ...... Husband, I'm ...... It really doesn't work. Lu Xiaomo leaned against the wall and rolled his eyes.

This thing rolled its eyes, it seemed that it really couldn't run, and Tian Yifeng's eyes lit up with fireworks of hope again.

"You...... Don't run!"

Tian Yifeng gritted his teeth and chased after him, while Lu Xiaomo shook his body and ran forward again.

In this way, the two ran down the street, whenever Tian Yifeng wanted to give up, Lu Xiaomo pretended to be unable to hold on, cheered him up, Tian Yifeng saw that he was foaming at the mouth, it was suspicious that it was fake, and he used all the strength to eat milk at the end, but Lu Xiaomo was still five meters away from him, but he couldn't catch him, that was called a hate.

Whenever Tian Yifeng wanted to give up, he was deceived by Lu Xiaomo's god-level acting skills and chased after him.

In the end, the two ran into a dead end.

At this time, Tian Yifeng's face was pale, no different from a tired dog, he was guarding the exit of the dead end, seeing that Lu Xiaomo had no way to escape, he would be able to catch the turtle in the urn, "Haha, boy...... This ...... You have nowhere to run. ”

Seeing that there was no one around, Lu Xiaomo suddenly shook his spirits, straightened his body, and planned to teach his father-in-law a lesson, looking at Tian Yifeng hooked his fingers, and said disdainfully: "Father-in-law, come." ”

Belch!

Is this a provocation to Lao Tzu?

Tian Yi jumped like thunder, carrying a rolling pin and walking forward viciously.

However, he suddenly foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, convulsed, and his rolling pin fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Old man, don't pretend, don't wait for me to get closer, you want to make a surprise attack, knock me with a stick, I won't be fooled. Lu Xiaomo looked at Tian Yifeng, who was slumped on the ground and foaming at the mouth, and smiled.

In an instant, Tian Yifeng stopped twitching, lying on the ground, his body was stiff and steady like a dead dog, Lu Xiaomo was shocked, I am a big grass, my husband will not be tired to death by me.

Lu Xiaomo hurriedly stepped forward and turned over Tian Yifeng, only to see him foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, Lu Xiaomo quickly shook a few times, "Old man, don't scare me, just run this little distance, why are you tired and become a dead dog, if you are really tired to death, how can you tell me to explain to Mina?"

If Tian Yifeng was still conscious, he would definitely jump up and fight with Lu Xiaomo.

Grandma's legs, it's only this little distance, Lao Tzu has run a few streets, okay?