Me: (Transferred from the broadcast of the personal center) Science has proved that a woman's IQ is second only to Einstein when she finds fault, her combat effectiveness is second only to Ultraman when she is angry, and her danger is second only to that of a Tibetan mastiff when she is crazy!

Hui: Praise

Bird: Boom, boom!

Leigh: Hui, do you still praise us? We women are really so powerful?

Sister: The professor seems to be the most afraid of women. You see his mother finger is so straight!(Look at what he said, how level, the same Tencent expression)

Pro: Correct

Sister: They don't mean that women are powerful!

Hui: Li, the last sentence that people said worked well!

Sister: Who unravels the sinking boat, the old generation said it well.

Leigh: Yes, I love to hear that last sentence.

Pro: However, women are not domineering and can't be bullied!

Me: One day I smashed my toe and went to the hospital, and the doctor told me to do an electroencephalogram. I wondered, "Why do you have an EEG for an injured toe?" The doctor said, "If your brain is faster, can your toe be smashed?"

Sister: Red, can you get drunk if you hurry up?

Repent!: A few women sang when they went crazy in a play! Did you go to the wrong door last night?

Sister: What do you think?

Regret!: I don't think Gorgeous will find her way home!

Sister: Some people have been waiting at home for decades, but they haven't been able to find their way home.

Leigh: You'll never forget the way home.

Leigh: I regret it! We haven't finished singing the drama of a few women, and we have the opportunity to bring you to sing the leading role.

Repent!: I'm scared of you!.

Sister: Maybe!

Regret!: Don't be discouraged, there's still a chance!

Sister: Thank you for your concern, I don't need this kind of opportunity, you can take advantage of it yourself!

Leigh: Sister, why don't you make trouble with Professor Wu, the financial power of his family is in his wife's hands, don't think about it.

Sister: Li, it's mainly a manly husband, he took the initiative to say that Xuhui lost to him, oh, I know, don't be in such a hurry, he will give it back to Jianyang.

Regret!: Why did this student Li run so far?

Leigh: That's right! I saw a lot of people I didn't know.

Regret!: I care about what you should be! We are fellow countrymen! The outside world is also charming, don't be blinded and can't figure out how to go home!

Leigh: This year, I'm not far away, I'm five hours away from Chengdu.

Leigh: Regret! No matter how wonderful it is outside, that is life, and there is warmth at home!

Regret!: Still Zhaoli has an opinion! Don't be confused!

Me: Tibetan mastiff-style language, with Xiaohua's sharpest, the others should be strengthened, a lot of demonstrations, Shen Zhou almost forgotten, writing is not smooth, I am learning from you!

Repentance!: Brother Chen has gone online again to point out the country! Where is that Lan classmate Lan Xinhui?

LLAN: I'm watching the fun.

Hui: Some people don't make trouble during the day, but they make trouble in the middle of the night!

Lan: Female students, don't be too fierce. scared the male compatriots so much that they didn't dare to come out.

Hui: Lan, you are the perfect goddess in the eyes of the boys in our class, if you want to dive, there is no way!

Sister: Hui, it seems that I should shut up, or I will offend my classmates!

Hui: Lan, that's why I need you to be so gentle.

Lan: Thanks for the compliment, as long as it doesn't scare them.

Hui: Well, it's not fun to have only little sheep.

Repentance!: Lan Xinhui's quality is here? The rising sun is also coming? I thought you were deceived by people!

Chen Xuhui: Regret! They are all grandmother-level people, which one can be deceived and left?

Lan: Makes sense.

Repent!: Wait for a thousand years! Don't talk too much! Wen is the one you have been sleeping with for thousands of years! If you suddenly come again for 10,000 years of cultivation and some fate, it is hard to say!

Hui: That's a temptation!

Me: Boys, pay attention, Shen Zhou made a real yàn, and the result came out - not washing dishes for half a day, it's not a big deal at all! Today, we deliberately put the unwashed rice bowl on the windowsill for 6 hours, and asked for leave to stare at home, and none of those flies and moths came!

Me: So, you don't have to wash during the day, just wash your meal at night - don't listen to them in the future, believe me, you can cut the housework in half.

Repent!: Lan Xinhui's classmate Alan heard that you are the boss, and he introduced your fighting life!

Yuan Alan: Don't listen to their nonsense. An ordinary person is preparing for being laid off.

Lan: Who Xie Shenzhou: You have to believe that if you hide it, it will come naturally.

Regret!: There is a successful experience to share! Don't hide your secrets! Look at Hui, others are not as good as you, don't hide your experience to share!

Hui: Repentance! What experience do I have? What a lesson!

Lan: When I learn more from my brothers and sisters in the group, I can recharge my batteries and share them.

Hui: Lan, put it in the pot and buckle it, don't wash it for a while, I don't see anything, no matter how dirty it is, it won't be dirty to eat.

Sister: Wrong, I didn't pull it out and it was dirty.

Me: I'm not dozing off yet.

Repentance!: In the eyes of others, it is the key to success! Share some and keep the essence! I will also benefit from it and take fewer detours!

Hui: I regret it! No matter how bent the road is, I have walked half a lifetime, and the second half of my life has been stretched.

Repent!: Your mouths are all larks!!You're so good at talking!.

Hui: Like Xin Qiji, Su Dongpo's words?

Repent!: I like it! I saw the blood surging with pride!

Me: Hui is a reminder of repentance! Go to the "Water Tune Song Head" and "Touch the Fish"!

Repentance!: Okay! Maybe I saw Nalan Xingde Li Qingzhao a lot back then, and I was affected a little!,

Hui: Born as a hero, dead as a ghost, a few men have the spirit of a clear photo!

Me: Hui is right, everyone in the world thinks she is too small a woman, and I can also see that her vision is broader than that of men: "The sunset melts gold, and the twilight clouds merge"! The world is in full view, this is space; "The geese are also sad, but they are old acquaintances"! This is time.

Me: Regret! They really believed that they didn't wash the dishes, so it can be seen that they are still very deceitful, how about it? Practice more in the group, and then go outside to perform!

Repent!: Brother Chen, how many sisters have you deceived outside?

Lan: Just deceived a lot of girls? Don't end up being deceived by girls.

Me: As long as I don't come to the real thing, I dare to do anything. The real teacher didn't teach it.

Regret!: It seems that a sister has been deceived away?

Hui: Generally, if you have a heart, it's not far from the real thing.

Me: Thank you for your blessings.

Regret!: That time I heard someone privately say that there was a writer Chen who deceived a lot of sisters, is that my brother?

Me: Regret! You have to learn Nalan's virtue of pleasing women, so that you won't let "yellow flowers pile up all over the ground, haggard and damaged!"

Hui: Classmate Li was accepted by Nalan and received his soul.

Repent!: After reading Nalan's words, I did feel like seeing through the red dust for a while.

Me: Nalan has also been to the battle, and he is very masculine on the inside.

Me: Don't laugh at me, if I had the time to lie to my sister, I wouldn't have to carry the burden and read a book while walking, we're a nerd.

Regret!: Many younger sisters like my brother, a successful man who is full of poetry and wealth!

Me: It's outdated, and now the poorest person is me, poor and sour!

Repentance!: That's the rising sun, a thousand rays!

Me: "The morning glow and the sunset, the weather is myriad" The ancients predicted that Xuhui followed

Regret!: Busy to go. I'm not with you!

Me: It's time to let the wind out. Lan and Lan, you continue to chat, tell you, I want to teach the male students some tricks to deal with the girls, say hello first, you hurry up and discuss. The two items you asked for 'kneeling washboard and washing dishes' have been broken by me, and they don't work, so don't use them in the future, and think of other tricks!

Lan: Tell us about your wife's tricks for you first, so we can see if there are any other tricks that you don't even know.

Me: She just has one trick: Li can testify, I will only have one trick: don't go online, don't play cards, don't chat privately, be busy all day long, finish everything that can be done, prepare everything that can be eaten, store more of what I can use, and move me so much that I only feel that I can't repay it for eight lifetimes - it's not that I can't cut you off, who can do it?

Me: There are a few jù as proof: there are more than 20 pounds of bananas, four large bags of handmade shoes, six or seven sets of sweaters, and several cross-stitch 5.5.5.5.5.5 Such a good woman, but we have very little time to talk

Me: Throwing the word out: Chen Yunsong, a Chinese teacher in junior high school, spoiled me the most, and taught me a lot of words that others didn't know in private, even Professor Wu didn't learn it, like this word throwing the word out, it is a nia character;

Me: Regret! Oh, I remembered, male classmates, you have to be frank with female classmates (not confess), so that they can soften their hearts: there is another one in the www.biquge.info Literature Network in the Biqu Pavilion, and I want to imitate my ninth lady, and send me a love letter every day in the book review area of "Love Boat Story", everything that shouldn't happen has been simulated by her, but I didn't lie to her, I also reported to my wife, in addition to adding extra points, I haven't paid attention to her for more than half a year.

Repentance!: I'm afraid of you, I really have to stay away from you in the future, or I'll make a fool of myself. Brother Chen, Gao.

Hui: Sorry, what are you talking about, it's hard to get together, have you been like those ignorant people, and you are going to make trouble?

Me: Let's go wash and leave a topic.

Hui: Lu, you buy a bag**, fry it and see, there are dead fish floating!

Regret!: I didn't go, and when I said I was going to drink, I ran away.

Hui: That's pretty much it.

Hui: Who unsinks the boat, which one? (I posted 3 photos of my trip to Jiuzhaigou)

Regret!: It's good that you should also be surnamed Li, and you will take Li Bai's class. You're the wine fairy.

Me: Blue, I can't believe it, even though I'm sick, I'm still myself, and I can't afford a stand-in.

Hui: Everyone has changed, but it can't be like this.

Me: Hahaha, I can't think of it!

Me: As long as my heart remains the same, I will still be the same person I used to be.

Hui: That's right.

I: Repentance, who are you talking about? I'm very different from him, I don't socialize or drink, and I'm thoughtful and emotional. is almost 150 years old, and he can't be chic.

Hui: I'm talking about Chen Xiaohong.

Me: Oh!

Regret!: It is said that Brother Chen receives the text, Sister Chen takes the martial arts, the elder brother is the Wenxian, and the younger sister is the wine fairy.

Hui: Next time I want to come back to attend the class reunion, the students who are overweight will consciously lose weight, and those who are light will also consciously add more, for your health! Don't scold me!

Me: Lose 5 pounds, lose 10 pounds to help, 150 up and down, just right, the most suitable for me!

Regret!: Still well-behaved, deeply hidden, and showing off wisdom.

Hui: Lu, don't you go for a walk at night? You have been smeared with honey all day long, and you have deceived us to death, and you are responsible.

Regret!: I'm healthy without walking.

Hong: Classmate Li, I'm not a wine first, who told me that I have a good interpersonal relationship?

Repentance!: Drink less, you can't finish the wine, and your body is your own.

Me: The boss of the company spoke: Attention to the heads of all units and departments, we hold activities all day long during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and send the activity proposal to the management department before getting off work after the barbecue in the evening, so that we can have a good day that day!