Me: On Teacher's Day, the students seemed to have forgotten Professor Wu, who was also in that team!

Me: The sprinkler truck doesn't count, shouldn't the range of the sprinkler on the right be longer, and the left one shorter to be more scientific?

Sister: Chen Xiaohong, they all said that you were a wine fairy, I said that you were a dead belly thousand (people who don't eat long), we people were not tall, at that time, life was bad, death was rising, and everyone was rising to a dead belly, Professor Wu was not there? Professor Wu was very small when he was young, and his mother was very worried that he would not be able to find his mother-in-law, but now the professor wants as many as he wants!

Me: Xiaohua said it well, I have the experience of eating stupidly and swelling.

Sister: Don't be angry, wasn't that like that back then!

Me: I shouldn't have gone to the hospital! I made an appointment at 8 o'clock, I caught the wrong bus for the first time in history, I missed it for more than half an hour, and now there are 15 people in front of me, so I have to wait until the afternoon?

Me: Thinking back to the time of Xin Weng, "Looking at Chang'an in the northwest, pity countless mountains!" and now I sink the boat, sit and wait for the bottom of Yangtai Mountain, even if the way back is cut off, I can't see the mountainside of the oil house in Yunlong Town, and the former Xuhui accompanied my mother to pick herbs. Where can I find the marks of thirty years ago?

I: There is a willow silk in my heart,

Still blowing in the wind,

The east slope puts Weng Qing's shadow,

Dan heard the cold scorpion last night!

I: Xihua Kunpeng Zeng Chongxiao,

Seven degrees of void and a dream.

Yue Fei's chest is full of dust and soil,

Put a spoonful of wine in front of Weng's tomb!

Me: How can I say goodbye?

In what year did we meet again,

I don't fly on March 3,

Four or five want to lay a thousand mountains!

In May, the Dragon Boat Festival sank,

Tanabata Tianhe is broken!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is only rewarded alone,

Ninety-nine to look at the past!

Who can solve the sky?

Yun Chong North Gu Tian Tiantian!

Hui: Whoever solves the sinking boat, your poems are better than novels!

Hui: Energetic and imposing.

Me: If you don't treat the disease, you should first heal the heart, and then look at the heart. I can't love it, I'm sick! I can't take my turn, I will turn around and leave! (I have to queue up after making an appointment)

Me: CIFI, I can only write these prose poems. It's just practising the sense of language. My strongest is definitely still novels, and these are just my essays. As long as you take care of your eyesight, you'll see my good novels. All the previous efforts were prepared for writing novels.

Hui: When you actually do it, it might be better to be a little more refined.

Me: Hui, competing on the main station of the www.biquge.info of Biquge, I must have at least 6,000 words a day, and I can't do it yet. Writing this now, I just don't want to lose the literary style, so I sell it a lot, I understand very well, this is to wet the work clothes and then wear them to work, too much moisture, not at all cool.

Hui: Where, your strength must be there, I'm talking nonsense.

Me: I love to listen to what you say, and I will definitely listen to it.

Me: If you want to write really, it's best to resign, but I still want to experience the turmoil of the company's listing, it has been on the OTC for almost a year, and the listing is in front of me, so I'm not in a hurry, I have to wait if I can't go, if I really want to cut me off, I don't have nostalgia.

Me: Do you know these three people?

Me: Aha! It's Hua Yan's sisters! Hua Xiu, Xiao Hua, Yan Wa, hello! Yuzhao treasures it! This is also a good meeting! I want to see you even more! Next time I go back, I won't hide anymore, okay?

Sister: Yes, I don't keep in touch when I come back.

Me: CIFI, I know, just sketch in vain, don't discuss, and don't sigh. I can do it.

Me: It's me who can't achieve anything, and I'm ashamed to meet people.

Me: I probably won't be next time, but now my face is thicker.

Sister: No, it's your old life that got the qualification. Let's not talk about anything else that we grew up together, we haven't seen each other for many years, and you should see you when you come back!

Me: It's almost my turn, two classmates, I'm useless, I'm afraid of pain!

(Unexpectedly, I just pulled out a tooth, and it took half an hour to do it with my hands, and the pain made my head swell.) It wasn't until two hours later that I got back home. ）

Me: Once again, it turned out painfully that the anesthetic only had half the effect on me! For my daughter, too, the pain had already begun after the hand had passed.

Lan: Is it tooth extraction?

Me: Lan, that's it, two this week, and one pair, on the same day next week, and another one.

Hui: Lan, you are just smart, I asked Shen Zhou for a long time, and he didn't say anything about his illness.

Me: Hui, I told you yesterday that I am a disease of 'not keeping the door open'. Lan, I was repented yesterday! The gift of "Lan Xinhui quality" has taken effect, just guess.

Hui: I'm stupid, so you have to be more direct when you talk to me.

Me: Look at you dripping, like a woman, Brother Hui (actually a sister, deliberately dripping). Just make a little joke, and the group is lively.

Hui: Looks like I'm going to be a man who stands up to the sky!

Me: The world is big, and the leader of the group is the biggest.

Hui: You'd better spread a thick mat on the ground first, so that I won't fall too badly.

Me: Brother Hui (sister!) has long wanted to hug the bad thoughts exposed, but fortunately no one noticed), it is not practical to wear a blanket, and the brother's arms have strength.

Hui: Yes, (so generous!).

Me: Courage, wisdom, and power are indispensable, and there is only Chen in the world! I should take medicine, blowing a little too much.

Me: The assistant doctor said that she could take the medicine at two o'clock, but before she could ask her whether it was before or after meals, and I couldn't ask if I had a cotton wool in my mouth, she left work. Forget it, the medicine is so bitter, I have to wait until next Wednesday to ask for clarification before taking it.

Pro: Who Xie Shenzhou: Western medicine, usually eaten after meals, Chinese medicine, generally eaten before meals.

Lan: Who Xie Shenzhou: It's okay, wait until next Wednesday to pull out two more pills and just take medicine and skip meals.

Me: Lan, don't say it, I really dare to try, we have the ability to swallow a dozen grains in one bite, you know, Shen Zhou's mouth is big.

Me: I'm not lying to you, we really eat Huaishan as food, last year I dug back more than 200 catties of her to say less, and now there are a lot of dried ones, this year I will definitely not be able to eat it all, because this thing still has to add bones. You know, I'm fat for a reason. Another reason. As long as there is inspiration, there are excuses everywhere. Why don't my male classmates learn about the experience of family status!

Me: Well, can you not eat it? It's not easy to find an excuse.

Leigh: I see! If you don't take medicine, you have to eat a lot less food. Hurry up, there are still a lot of delicious things waiting for you.

Lan: Who solves the sinking boat: Excuses are not just found and used.

Me: @兰, it's hard to find in front of you, and others are still somewhat sure!

Me: The above sentence is a failure in the composition, it is inappropriate, and it should be corrected. The first version: others are not sure, I am sure, and the second edition: are others sure? Third Edition: You have a point, so it's not easy for male students. We didn't really learn the language well, so we even got it wrong.

Me: Male students, be careful, there is nothing wrong with the transfer and financial management funds just now, and there is no mistake in even extracting the teeth, but the excuse is inappropriate, and you must take it as a warning.

Me: Thank you @利, I am interested in mentioning delicious food.

Me: Look at Sa Beining and ** (Director Chen's "** and Sa Beining want to delete the video"), in the Ming Dynasty, I want to eat pancakes and fruits with two eggs. Life is not satisfactory in the world, why are there two teeth extracted and a pair waiting to be taken? Pancakes are theirs, so are Mid-Autumn Festival moon cakes, who is a bunch of bananas for eating, and the company's barbecue party is still going to go?

Me: The female assistant physician said: If you have Hala juice, you can only put it in your mouth!

Me: It's good to go to a big hospital, the last time I took one, it hurt for three days and three nights, and this time it didn't hurt much after three hours, and I slept beautifully. Compared to the last terrifying memory, it's nothing to spend a few hundred dollars more! It's also a little different, last time it was Big Tooth!

Me: Speaking of which, Shenzhen's dentistry is really high, and even 5,000 yuan is indispensable. If you go to Teacher Yuan Zhiyu in Yunlong, I'm afraid 500 will be enough. So it's better to be home!

Regret!: I read the poem my brother posted, and I like it too, but I can't be happy when I see people.

Me: @悔! That's not poetry, it's not, it's just

Regret!: It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, the east wind is powerless, I sometimes want to see some people but I'm afraid to see them, I understand this feeling.

Me: @悔! I'm sorry, you're talking about "Looking for Li Bai"! That is one of the most widely recognized poems written about Li Bai in contemporary times. Taiwan's modern poetry has a lot of super vitality. The fact that he can write such a weight in the afterglow may have something to do with the fact that he himself is a poet who has been searching for his homeland all his life. His "Homesickness" is the simplest and may be circulated for thousands of years. "Looking for Li Bai" is even more vast, maybe because it is too heavy, no one can say how far it can sail, but who of mine will unload the sinking boat.

Me: Half a grain of dansha, half of the Tang Dynasty, all thrown into the air! A small wine jug, a pair of arrogant boots, a Huo Huo flying saucer, a flick of the echo, a prison window to turn around, a degraded world, embroidered mouth and spit, three points of sword energy, seven points of moonlight, is the only end of genius!

Regret!: You don't go to work, I see you a lot of the time.

Me: I've taken three days off, and I'll go to work again at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning. However, I still have 10 days of paid leave this year.

Regret!: Come back and have fun.

Me: I don't dare for the time being, that's why I'm upset.

Regret!: Life is unsatisfactory in the world, and there is no way to do it. Come back when you have time.

For: Everyone remember to take the medicine, don't give up on the good treatment.

Wang: I didn't get any medicine.

Hui: The director said that not only do you not take medicine, but you can also **?

Sister: Mr. Huang is also here?

Sister: @为, people Shen Zhou pulled out his teeth and took medicine, what kind of medicine do you take?

Hui: Do you want to get that intermittent psychosis certificate?

Hui: I'll charge cheaper, 1,000 yuan each.

For: Don't say strange things, don't think strange for decades, hello everyone, are you smart people need what medicine do you need to say?

For: Is there a classmate named Li Hefu?

Lan: Township Chief Li went to Tibet.

For: I must drink if I have the opportunity during the day, but I didn't work in the rain these days, and I was bored only to drink three, do you have his contact information?

Lan: Li's phone number is ******

Hui: @敏, you sent a zhuashou to pull him to Qixi, and Liang left again.

Lan: Don't be joking, I wish beautiful students, handsome male students, happy every day, happy night!

Hui: I fell asleep so early.

Wang: There is no popularity, and there are no people who sell medicine. There were no red envelopes either.

Hui: They all have families and mouths, understand.

For: Aren't those night owls?

Hui: Night owls also take turns on duty?

Look: Cats are not good at night.

For: Isn't it good to be able to see the dark side?

Pavilion: No regrets! Shen Zhou's heart is so rich.

Regret!: Do you have to be busy until so late every day?

Me: @馆你呀! and @regret! you! No wonder you're so thin!

Pavilion: Liang, the stock market has changed today, the vice chairman of the China Securities Regulatory Commission has been replaced, Zhang Yujun has been investigated, and there will be a result of whether the Fed will raise interest rates at tonight's meeting, and tomorrow is an important day.

Craving: Sold.

Pavilion: How much is the profit?

Wang: Loss!

Pavilion: Losses in the stock market crash are normal.

Regret!: Brother Chen hasn't slept yet, for whom is it difficult to sleep at night?

Me: @悔! I'm liquefiing the night, squeezing it into the veins to make up the word count, night after night. Rest, don't wait for me. Good night.