Decades ago, when my parents were children, they also had boring times when they had nothing to do, and they had the audacity, mischievousness, troublemaking, and nasty things that made people vomit and vomit blood, and they also claimed that 'childhood and youth, play the world'.

If I tell you about it, you don't want to learn some of the secret skills of thieves, and if you're in the mood, laugh it off.

No matter how high the stealing skill is, it is not advisable. Although it can make them into legends.

When he was eight years old, the peanuts on the mountain were almost ripe, and a large patch of yellow, orange and orange vines was always haunting the heart of a certain little ghost, and of course the things he really craved were deeper than those messy vines, you know.

On the northeast side of Zhaizi Mountain, there is a large area of dense horse tree trees, which are as green as a cover. Xu Guansheng put a chair here to guard this peanut field.

The little ghost Fu Quanhe quietly stayed on the dustpan mountain across a pass, watching the every move of the mountain keeper Xu Guansheng, and at noon, he could hear the shouts in the courtyard below to eat, only to see Xu Guansheng deliberately looking up to the sky and shouting: "You bring it to me!"

If you think about it, if you really want to serve it to him, is it necessary to shout? Haha, the little ghost head Fu Quanhe was happy when he heard the shouting for dinner.

Fu Quanhe has observed many times and knows that Xu Guansheng is pulling Wang Wangzai (releasing empty cannons, deliberately scaring people with a few words).

Sure enough, after only waiting for a short while, Xu Guansheng walked home with a fan.

This is that he has been guarding for a long time, it is inevitable to relax, after doing this many times, there is no big stubble, it is even more slack, he not only goes back to eat, but also does something else, unconsciously, the time of 'leaving the post' will be longer day by day, isn't it?

As soon as he turned his back, the little ghost head Fu Quanhe ran along the deep ditch, ran over one by one, pulled up a back of peanuts, carried it to the horse hair flat, sat on the chair peacefully, picked the peanuts, and shouted while eating: "Xu Guansheng, Xu Guansheng, the peanuts you planted on the dog day are so delicious, Lao Tzu ate for a long time, and still didn't eat comfortably!"

He went to pull it three times in a row, and after picking it all, it is estimated that he will not be able to carry it anymore, and Xu Guansheng has not yet come up the mountain. He scolded for a while, and broke the chair before leaving, do you think this guy is bad?

It's just pediatrics. When he was a teenager, it was even more incredible, his stealing skills were greatly improved, and few people could imagine it.

Let's talk about stealing peanuts, obviously someone saw with their own eyes that he was Fu Quanhe who stole it, but he was bitten back, and the thief became a dishonorable character. And more than once.

When they were teenagers, when it rained shortly, some adults would ask the half-grown children to go up the hill to pick up some snails and feed them to the pigs and ducks.

That day, Fu Quanhe walked in front, and half a mile away were two brothers from another family surnamed Chen, and the two groups of people unfortunately came in one direction, and the two sides looked at each other from a distance, Fu Quanhe pointed in the other direction, wanting to drive the two Lan family away, so as not to pick up fewer people if there were more people. The boss of the Lan family waved his hand and disagreed.

Fu Quanhe thought of an idea, deliberately chose a conspicuous clod of soil, pulled a few nests of peanuts, and arrogantly stood high, peeling and eating it openly.

According to the meaning of the boss of the Lan family, forget about him, it is a collective peanut anyway, but the boss of the Lan family is just like the appearance of eating Bian Yang over there. "Peanuts are stealing, someone is stealing peanuts! Don't run, stop with me!"

The brothers shouted as they ran towards Fu Quanhe, trying to stop him. Who knew that Fu Quanhe would not run, he smiled and waited for the Lan family brothers to finish eating the peanuts in front of them.

"Even if you know each other, you can't run away, we have two people who can intercept you. ”

"Why am I running? Stealing peanuts is not stealing people. And I'm not a thief. ”

"Stealing peanuts, someone is stealing peanuts! Don't run, stop with me!" Fu Quanhe shouted a few times as he learned from his brothers.

He made a few scared grimaces at the Lan family brothers before he lowered his voice and said, "They're coming, I'm so scared." The two of them turned their heads in disgust when they heard his words, and Fu Quanyi scattered the peanut shells he had peeled on them.

When a few members heard the news, the three young people were writhing together. Fu Quanhe was a caring person, and when he noticed that someone was approaching, he immediately shouted loudly: "Hurry up! It was these two people who stole peanuts, and I finally found to catch both of them, and neither of them escaped!"

The Lan brothers couldn't imagine that there would be such a person in the world, obviously he was stealing peanuts, he didn't admit it, he didn't say anything, and he had to bite back, and he was so stunned that he couldn't say anything to refute for a while.

This expression was already very unfavorable to their brothers, Fu Quanhe still took advantage of the grabbing, pasted a few peanut clothes on the clothes of the two Lan family, and he also slapped his hands clean, this is not the key, Fu Quanhe also has a killer feature!

His killer feature: footprints! These are the footprints that will be left on these dirt roads after the rain. Fu Quanhe deserves to be stabbed, he has long known that the feet of the boss of the Lan family are long and thin, and his own thief feet are big and long.

When he went to steal peanuts, the most important key steps, each step he took was two steps, he stepped on the soles of his feet, the first time he only stepped on half of the left footprint, the second time he stepped on the half of the foot to the left more than a finger width before stepping on the side, stepping twice to form a footprint, and it became thin and long. After a little water soaking, it's hard to tell that it's a synthetic footprint.

[Shen Zhou revealed this secret here, reminding no one to imitate, because careful comparison can still tell. 】

The result was thus made by Fu Quanhe. The Lan family brothers were speechless, the footprints were the footprints of his boss, and they also found peanut skins from their clothes, and two fresh peanuts were also found from the pockets of the Lan family's elders.

The more they don't admit their mistakes, the heavier the punishment, and after being bitten back, what awaits them is to be gugudou, and they are also deducted from the distribution of rations for the year. At that time, it was fashionable to do this, and the young boys were not spared, and the preferential treatment they received when they were young was just that they didn't carry the banana skull when they were fighting.

Soon after the matter stopped, the eldest of the Lan family was the most angry, and went to find Fu Quanhe Theory privately many times. Fu Quanhe didn't report either, since the whole time was not enjoyable, he decided to fix their brothers again.

Let them understand that they will never be able to fight, and they will be honest.

Not long after, he was waited for by Fu Quanhe to have another opportunity, and he asked the Lan brothers to be forced to plant on peanuts again. The last time I stole a June yellow peanut, it grows fast and big, but it tastes a little rougher.

Three months later, the yellow peanuts in September were almost ripe, near noon, the Lan brothers went home from work, passing by a relatively remote Ertai soil, the sharp-eyed old man found that there were a few washed peanuts on the road, there will be a few every few steps, and it looked like someone's house had broken a small hole, and it leaked down while walking.

The brothers of the Lan family picked up and ate while walking, and this is not entirely to blame them, who ate enough in those days? Because of the last block of things, their family was deducted one-third of the spring grain, and they ate worse than ordinary people, and their stomachs were hungry and panicked, and there was no reason not to eat the ownerless things they picked up.

It's a pity that people don't drop much, and they don't eat ten each, so they don't have any more.

Here Fu Quanhe was climbing on a big cypress tree to watch them, the thick cypress covered his body, and he saw them eat peanuts in their mouths without knowing whether they were alive or dead, so he slipped down the tree, ran to the nearest peanut field and started talking!

At that time, it was already the period of primary cooperatives, and the crops were collective, which was a clear act of theft.

As soon as the Lan family brother turned the corner, he saw that Fu Quanhe was being a thief. Good guy! That hateful guy is pouting his ass and pulling it hard! This time it's up to you how you quibble! This time you must settle the old and new accounts together!

The two of them learned to be obedient and did not shout so as not to scare the man away. The Lan family brothers tiptoed, concentrating, and slowly approached like thieves, seeing the best distance to shoot, according to the previous discussion, the boss pressed his head high, and the old man grabbed his feet strongly, and at the same time attacked, this time he must be crushed to death, and he can't play tricks.

Just before they made a move, "It's a good time!" Fu Quanhe suddenly shouted, like a big thunderbolt, and the Lan family brothers who were being cautious were all startled, almost bursting their hearts and galls. Fu Quanhe roared and stood up at the same time, and the last opening sound of the roar was aimed at the ears of the Lan family boss, and the echo of his tinnitus was stronger than the echo of the mountain rock, and before he came back to his senses, Fu Quanhe fell on his ear with a lying palm. The boss of the Lan family fell to the ground in shame.

Alas, eating a little peanuts is more hungry than not eating, the emptiness in the stomach and the sudden fright, even the stronger old man didn't have time to cheer up, Fu Quanhe first gave him a backhand palm, first let him eyes full of Venus, and then made up for a round or so of the bow, the boss is really not much stronger than the boss, didn't he fall with his brother?

Fu Quanhe lined them up into a subordinate word and lay down on their waists, this time he had the right to speak, but he was not in a hurry to speak, he looked at the sky with his eyes.

Although God also has one white eye, the other black eye is closed. Although this white eye has also faced up to the occurrence of this incident, it will not be seen in the near future. Although he hadn't read much, he understood this: God was still very just sometimes, just like before he was alive, that is, at noon.

He unhurriedly picked a few dried peanut leaves, and wrapped them into the ugliest 'leaf smoke' of that era, which he actually lit, smacked twice, and deliberately tilted his body before spraying it on the boss's face.

"Big baby, don't you want to catch me for revenge?

"Boss Hu, we are served, you let us go. The Boss said.

"We won't sue you today, just because we didn't see it. The old man said.

Fu Quanhe was in no mood to listen to what the two of them said, and they were not qualified to make him obedient. He split his thighs very unsightly, and kicked the big face of the Lan family with his toes: "Baby, what are you going to use to tie up Lao Tzu." ”

"Peanut vine. ”

"Good!"

Fu Quanhe combined three times and divided five by two, and used ready-made peanut vines to tie the brothers into a cluster of characters with their hands and feet, so that the brothers could connect their feet and hold hands with each other.