"What, I said I wouldn't fight, you have to let me fight, you can't blame me for this. Lan Lingling took the opportunity to break free of his hand and took a few steps back weakly.

This forced pretending is not good, and the next second is slapped in the face,

Lu Xiaomo is a little confused, a little confused about women, no wonder everyone says that women have needles in their hearts.

"No credit! No credit! Didn't you say you wouldn't fight!" Lu Xiaomo was furious, and he jumped like thunder.

Lan Lingling knew that Lu Xiaomo was a guy who didn't take revenge overnight, and he was a little scared at first, thinking that he took advantage of himself every time, this time he finally slapped him, and it could be regarded as a game back, not to mention how happy he was, it was estimated that he had never been so happy in his life.

She plucked up her courage and said, "Lu Xiaomo, you asked me to beat you this time, how can I say that I have no credit." ”

Lu Xiaomo stepped forward, pointed at Lan Lingling's nose and said, "Woman, you have a big deal!"

Seeing him coming over with a fierce look, Lan Lingling took a few steps back in fear, and said cowardly, "What big deal did I do?"

"You have a big deal, my ancestors have a family motto, that is, no matter which woman slaps herself, she must be married home. Lu Xiaomo said in a deep voice.

"For ...... What?" Lan Lingling's lips trembled.

"Hehe, marry her home and slowly kill her, which can be regarded as a slap in the face. Lu Xiaomo smiled with a bewitching smile.

"You are shameless! you dare!" Lan Lingling paused and looked at Lu Xiaomo with a cold gaze.

……

In other words, Wei Fatzi went to chase Master Ziyang, chased him for a few miles in the dense jungle, and when he saw people coming back one after another, he asked if he had been caught.

Sadly, everyone went home.

Wei Fatzi didn't give up, and looked forward for two miles, this place is already inaccessible, there is not even a ghost, even if he looks here for a night, there may not be a result, in desperation, only to return the same way.

"Grandma is a bear, Ziyang, you are a bastard, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, otherwise you will have to chop off your third leg......" Wei Fatzi scolded the eighteenth generation ancestor of Master Ziyang.

"Dead fatty, really? I'm afraid you have the heart to do this, but you don't have the ability. A sneer pierced the quiet night.

Wei Fatzi looked towards the source of the sound, and by the moonlight, he found that it was Master Ziyang not far away.

"Haha...... There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, finally let me find you bastard, the sky pays off!"

Master Ziyang walked over fearlessly and sneered, "Dead fatty, you seem to be happy too early. ”

"Ziyang old ghost, if you are interested, hurry up and return the one million that deceived me, otherwise...... Hey...... You know Daodi. A hint of cruelty flashed on Fat Wei's face, and the knuckles of his fingers crackled.

Master Ziyang didn't have a trace of fear, and looked at him with disdain, "How else?"

"Believe it or not, I broke my old arms and legs as chopping wood?" Wei Fatzi glanced up and down at Master Ziyang, who had thin arms and legs.

Old thing, thin and not garbage, fat man, I'll beat you ten by one!

"Dead fatty, just like you with stupid legs and clumsy feet, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue. Master Ziyang's tone was slightly playful.

Wei Fatzi is not a fool, seeing him so big, he must have a back hand, slamming a spirit, thinking about bad things.

At this moment, Master Ziyang waved his hand, and there was a crowd of people behind him, and about a dozen people walked out of the darkness.

桀, 桀......

Someone let out a cold and strange laugh, and Wei Fat Man was terrified, and he got goosebumps.

"Dead fatty, grandpa is in a bad mood today, you are looking for death yourself, and you can't complain about others. ”

More than a dozen looked at Wei Fatzi as if they were looking at a dead man.

Wei Fatzi complained bitterly in his heart, Nima, grandma is a bear, you didn't say that you have more than a dozen people at the beginning, is it okay not to bring people like this?

"Dead fatty, aren't you very awesome, aren't you very hard to speak, what's wrong, cowardly, hahaha......"

Calm down! Calm down!

Wei Fatzi warned himself in his heart, he must not admit it now, otherwise his life will have to be explained here, he touched the cold sweat on his forehead, and suddenly, stiffened his neck and said coldly: "You liars, you have lost your conscience and done all the bad things, as a policeman, I have the obligation to bring you to justice, and I will kill you all!"

Yes!

"Police!"

Master Ziyang and more than a dozen liars trembled in their hearts, and at this moment, Wei Fatzi took out a pistol and shouted, "Haha...... See if I don't you!"

Bang bang bang......

When a gunshot rang out, the liar immediately jumped in fright, some hid behind a tree, some lay on the ground with a pop, and some jumped into the grass......

Master Ziyang was even more desperate, directly "poof", bowed his head and knelt on the ground, and kept kowtowing and begging for mercy, "Uncle policeman, spare my life, don't shoot, I'm just a little liar, I don't need to kill me, I have an 80-year-old mother, and a three-year-old child waiting to be fed, they can't live without me, you have mercy, arrest me, educate me, I must repent and reform myself, and be a ...... again."

You're so old, you can still believe it with an 80-year-old mother, but there is a three-year-old child waiting to be fed, it's so embarrassing, is that so powerful?

If Wei Fatzi could hear Ziyang's words, he would definitely scold him for being shameless, but Wei Fatzi would have already run away, and at this time, he only hated his father and mother for giving him two legs and running for his life.

Master Ziyang said as he spoke, suddenly felt that something was wrong, looked up and saw that a chubby thing had run away, and when he saw a pistol on the ground in front of him, he stepped forward to pick it up, and with a trigger, a burst of gunfire rang out.

"Mader, toy gun!"

Ziyang's face suddenly darkened, and he said angrily: "Chase quickly, this dead fat man is not a policeman, this gun is fake, he lied to us!"

More than a dozen liars poked their heads out and found that Wei Fatzi had fled, convinced that he was not a policeman, these people had been deceiving the rivers and lakes for many years, and they didn't want to be deceived by a dead fat man.

"Lao Tzu has played eagles all his life, and I don't want to be pecked by the eagle today, so I want to deduct your eyes personally when I catch you. ”

"Nima, you dead fat man, you stop for Lao Tzu!"

"Catch this fat man and kill him!"

……

Wei Fatzi only heard the sound behind him, and he was frightened, if he was caught, it would be strange if he was not dismantled, so he used his strength to feed, and his feet sped up a few points.

Whew!

After running for a while, more than a dozen people behind didn't catch up with Wei Fat for a while, and I couldn't help but secretly admire this dead fat man, you are more than 200 pounds, and you are running so fast, it's really a wonder.

This has to say that this Wei Fat Man, he has loved to do some things like to steal chickens and touch dogs since he was a child, either chased by his father with a broom, or chased by dogs, when he was in junior high school, because he peeked at girls taking a bath, he was chased and intercepted by more than a dozen girls, just like that, he was forced to escape by Wei Fatzi.

"Hurry up, this dead fat man is not slow, whoever catches him first I will reward him with 50,000!" Ziyang said loudly.

Fluttering ......

The people behind chased after him at a gallop!