Text Chapter 165 Wei Fat Man Who Pulled His Hind Legs

Qin Yuxuan saw that Lu Xiaomo's side was weak, and there was only one fat man Wei who lacked virtue and smoked to follow him, and his side was full of talents, and if Steward Li had a tricky problem, maybe someone would help, as the saying goes, three stinkers are the best Zhuge Liang, so he looked at Lu Xiaomo and sneered: "It seems that no one wants to follow you, you are not popular." ”

Yaoooo

Lu Xiaomo grinded his teeth and said: "Lan Lingling, you make it bad, if you don't help your husband, I'll just help you, and even help that bastard!"

Lan Lingling spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "I don't help anyone on either side, don't wronged good people." ”

"Sister-in-law, why do your elbows keep turning outward, and everyone runs over there, it's not you who instigated it. Wei Fatzi complained about Lan Lingling, and then sat beside Lu Xiaomo without question.

Lan Lingling frowned, and said angrily: "Dead fatty, if you call me sister-in-law again, believe it or not, I will unload your arm for you." ”

Fat Wei shrank his neck in fright, not daring to say anything more.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Qin Yuxuan's large number of think tanks, but there was an unreliable dead fat man sitting next to him, he was very helpless, looked at Li Xun and said aggrievedly: "This thing is very unfair." ”

"It's not fair, you can voluntarily withdraw from the game. Li Xun said with a calm face.

Belch!

It's too straightforward.

Lu Xiaomo almost exploded in anger, looked at the fat man Wei beside him, sighed, it seemed that he could only rely on himself.

Wei Fatzi didn't know what Lu Xiaomo was thinking, he obviously saw that he couldn't help, so he blackened his face and said: "Boss, why do you look down on me, I am full of poetry and books, I am rich in five cars, I am only eight buckets high, and I have learned both Chinese and Western...... I'm the perfect choice for your think tank!"

"Dead fatty, don't put gold on your face. ”

"It's just you, let's disperse, you think too highly of yourself. ”

……

Qin Yuxuan laughed over there, all kinds of sarcasm, contempt, ridicule, and sarcasm.

Lu Xiaomo's face was black, this dead fat man put gold on his face, I don't know how many catties and taels you have in your belly!

"Fatty, don't mess with me. Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi and said.

Fat Wei muttered and muttered, "Why did I make a mess." ”

At this moment, Li Xun sat at the table and coughed lightly, "Okay, now that the intelligence test has officially begun, I will explain first, after the meeting is stopped and the question is raised, whoever first presses the answer bell will answer the question first, one point will be deducted if the answer is correct, one point will be deducted if the answer is not correct, and then the other party will answer, the latter will not be deducted points for answering wrong, are you both clear?"

Qin Yuxuan asked, "After rushing to answer, one point will be deducted for the wrong answer, and the latter will not be deducted for the wrong answer, is this condition too harsh?"

"This is to prevent the answer from being returned, and it is a punishment for those who don't know how to pretend to understand, you understand. Li Xunlang said.

Oh!

I see.

Everyone suddenly realized.

Li Xun glanced around, saw that everyone had no objections, and said loudly: "Okay, please get ready, let's start asking the first question, what are China's four major inventions?"

Bell bell bell ......

As soon as Li Xun's voice fell, Wei Fatzi quickly pressed the answering bell, although Qin Yuxuan also pressed the answering bell, but it was one step later than Wei Fatzi.

Nima, this is a question to be scored, Qin Yuxuan knocked on the table regretfully.

Fat Wei stood up and looked at Lu Xiaomercer and said, "Boss, it's good for you to invite me to this think tank, I didn't hold you back!"

Lu Xiaomo was very pleased, gave Wei Fat two approving looks, opened a sip of mineral water, and said happily: "Fatty."

, well done, this is a question to be scored, you can answer it. ”

Lu Xiaomo said in his heart, what are China's four great inventions? Such a simple question can be answered even by a pig, so Wei Fatzi will do it for him.

Wei Fatzi stood up without hesitation and replied: "China's four great inventions are Haidilao!"

Burst!

Lu Xiaomo was drinking water, and when he heard Wei Fatzi's answer, he almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of water, squirted out, spit out Wei Fatzi's face, and stared at the bull's eye and wanted to fan this thing to death on the spot.

???

What? China's four major inventions are Haidilao!

Hahaha......

The unbridled laughter of the crowd was incessant and enduring.

"Haha, this dead fat man is an idiot who doesn't learn anything, and he laughs at me to death. ”

"Idiot, what a idiot. ”

"I also learned to be rich in five cars, and I learned to be rich in five cars, I don't know this, I'm afraid I'm illiterate. ”

"Grass! This thing was sent by God to tease!"

……

Lu Xiaomo was angry, slapped Wei Fatzi on the head a few times, and said angrily: "Four great inventions, you stupid pig only said three words!

Wei Fatzi shrunk his neck in fright, then wiped the water squirted out by Lu Xiaomo on his face, and counted it with his fingers, Haidilao was indeed three words, looked at Lu Xiaomo and said embarrassedly: "Could it be Haidilao!"

???

Haidilao vegetables!

Hahaha......

Everyone laughed heartily, leaning back and forth in laughter, staggering back and forth, and tears were about to burst into laughter.

Lu Xiaomo stood up and slammed it on his head, "You know how to eat! Why don't you fish under the sea." ”

"I also want to help you, even if there is no credit, there is hard work, as for such a big temper. Fat Wei rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Are you still reasonable?" Lu Xiaomo burst into anger.

Wei Fatzi knew that he had fallen into a catastrophe, so he lowered his head and kept silent.

"Quiet! Quiet!" Li Xun slammed the table and looked at Lu Xiaomo, "You two will quit the game if you make any loud noise." ”

Lu Xiaomo was going to beat Wei Fat, but he could only glare at him and give up.

Li Xun looked at Qin Yuxuan, "You have the answer to this question." ”

Qin Yuxuan stood up, glanced at Lu Xiaomo defiantly, and then said slowly: "China's four major inventions are the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, and printing. ”

Li Xun announced: "Qin Yuxuan's correct answer will be deducted one point, Lu Xiaomo's side will be deducted one point for wrong answers, and Lu Xiaomo's current score is also minus one point." ”

Lu Xiaomo stood up and said anxiously: "I protested, and the zero points were dispersed, isn't it a bit too much to lose one point?"

Li Xu slapped the table and said sharply: "The protest is invalid, I said that if you have a negative point, you can withdraw from the game." ”

Grass!

It's this sentence again.

Lu Xiaomo sat down in black.

Qin Yuxuan's side cheered, Lu Xiaomo was so angry that he smoked, while Wei Fatzi was trembling, afraid that afterwards, he would inevitably suffer a lot of flesh and skin.

Li Xun continued: "Now please listen to the second question, please get ready. Seeing that both sides put their hands on the top of the answering bell and waited for it, they said loudly: "Ask, what are the three words that are most often said in life?"

Qin Yuxuan hurriedly pressed the answering bell, but Wei Fatzi didn't move.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi blowing his beard and glared, "Fatty, why don't you ring the bell when you sit next to the answering bell?"

"Old ...... big

I'm not afraid that you will be angry, besides, if we don't answer correctly, it will be minus two points, so it's better to let the other party answer first and deduct one point from him. Wei Fatzi looked like he was thinking about Lu Xiaomo.

"You ......" Lu Xiaomo trembled his fingers, so angry that he couldn't speak.

Hahaha......

When everyone saw Wei Fatzi so funny, they almost laughed off their big teeth, saying that Wei Fatzi was a spy who broke into the enemy, and Wei Fatman's face turned red when he heard this.

Li Xun pressed his hands and motioned for everyone to be quiet, looked at Qin Yuxuan and said, "You have answered this question, what are the three longest words in your life?"

Qin Yuxuan was only concerned about the height just now, but now he pondered carefully, grass, what kind of problem is this? He looked at the think tank, everyone looked at each other, and shook their heads one after another, I don't know why, this question is too tricky, and I really don't know the answer.

"Please answer immediately!" Li Xun said loudly.

Qin Yuxuan was helpless, so he could only stubbornly reply: "Could it be that there are no three words for eating?"

Everyone pondered carefully, it could really be these three words, and they all looked at Li Xun.

Li Xun didn't sell Guan Zi either, and said directly: "If you answer wrong, you will deduct one point, now it is zero points, please Lu Xiaomo give an answer." ”

Everyone sighed and secretly regretted that this question was too strange and weird.

Wei Fatzi clapped his hands and laughed, looked at Lu Xiaomo and asked for merit, "Boss, I still have the foresight, just now I pinched my fingers and knew that this question was not easy to answer, so I didn't press the answer bell, and the latter didn't need to deduct points for answering wrong!"

When everyone saw Wei Fat Man like this, they rolled their eyes one after another, Nima, it's really shameful to be able to say such a thing.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi's appearance, and he was also very uncomfortable, but he was very happy in his heart, after all, Wei Fatzi was doing himself a big favor, and forced a smile and said: "Good brother, you are still far-sighted, thank you." ”

Li Xun looked at Lu Xiaomo and said, "Hurry up and answer the question." ”

Lu Xiaomo was also very embarrassed in his heart, and he had no clue after thinking about it, in order to prevent himself from making a fool of himself, he glared at Wei Fatzi, "Fatty, the opportunity to atone for your sins has come, and you will answer such a simple question." ”

"I will not answer, and if I answer incorrectly, you shall not pick my skin. Fat Wei shook his head like a rattle.

Fatty, the opportunity to atone for your sins has come, and you have to answer such a simple question.

???

What? Lu Xiaomo is so shameless, he won't even talk like this, shameless, shameless!

Everyone's eyes almost burst out, and they were not lightly shocked by Lu Xiaomo's shamelessness, and secretly scolded this product for being even more despicable and shameless.

Wei Fatzi was scared and said, "Boss, don't think I don't know what you think......"

Lu Xiaomo didn't wait for him to finish speaking, he kicked over, and King Kong said angrily: "Fatty, hurry up and answer this question, no matter whether the answer is right or wrong, I won't bother with you about the last question, otherwise, hehe, you know." ”

"Really! really don't care about me?" Wei Fatzi fell from the chair and sat on the ground, not angry but happy, straightened the chair, and made it back to his seat.

"Hurry up and answer the question!" Li Xun said with round eyes.

Wei Fatzi scratched his ears and cheeks, looked at Lu Xiaomo in fear, and looked at Li Xu with a sad face, and after a while, he hung his head and said, "I won't!"

"Answer correctly, add one point, Lu Xiaomo's side was minus one point just now, and now it is also zero points, both sides are zero points, 0:0 draw!" Li Xunlang said.

Belch!

I won't!

The answer to the question turned out to be that I don't know these three words.

Everyone is confused, Ma Dan, this can also be right?