"Yes, yes!" Wei Fatzi answered the right question, jumped up happily, looked at everyone and said: "See, fat man, I am deeply hidden, resourceful, wise and foolish...... and then patted his chest and said: "Open your dog eyes and see, who is the resourceful and talented." ”

"Shameless! Face! Face! Face?"

Everyone glared angrily, eager to cut this dead fat man with a thousand knives.

"Boss, do you see it, I'm right!" Wei Fatzi looked at Lu Xiaomercer and said.

Lu Xiaomo looked at the proud Wei Fat Man and was speechless, fuck, this can also be answered correctly, it is really a blind cat that meets a dead mouse, and only after eating dog shit can he have such luck.

If you answer the question correctly, you can't praise it.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi and praised: "Brother, the answer is good, it's not in vain that I have worked hard to cultivate you during this time, in fact, I already know the answer to your boss, just to test it, you have really opened up after my earnest teaching in the recent period, fortunately, it didn't disappoint me." ”

Burst!

Everyone sprayed, what a shameless person Lu Xiaomo is, to be so ashamed, to sell himself and boast, so shameless, why didn't God send a thunderbolt to kill this goods.

Wei Fatzi saw that Lu Xiaomo took the credit for himself, and he was so angry that he wanted to object loudly, but suddenly Lu Xiaomo touched his arm and felt a sharp pain, and he squeezed his eyebrows at him.

Wei Fatzi was stunned, of course he understood the meaning of this goods, if he dared to say nonsense, see that I don't pick your skin and pull your tendons.

"Hehe, what the boss said is very true, I have been following the boss for a long time, and naturally subtly, I have become more intelligent, but I am just a little bit worse than the boss's intelligence. "Wei Fatzi is as good as a runner.

Belch!

Everyone saw that Wei Fatzi put gold on Lu Xiaomo's face, and at the same time, he did not forget to boast of being smart, and finally understood what it means that there are mountains outside the mountains, there are people outside the people, and there are cheap people outside the cheap.

"You two flatter each other, shameless!"

"Shameless! I've never seen such a shameless person in my life. ”

……

Bang bang bang!

"Quiet down for me!" Li Xun slammed the table, and when he saw that everyone's voices were a little quieter, he immediately said loudly: "Now please listen to the third question, a pregnant woman is walking on the street when she is eight months pregnant, and suddenly her stomach is kicked hard, but she has no big problem, why?"

Due to the wrong answer to deduct points, once was bitten by a snake for ten years afraid of the well rope, both sides have suffered losses, after a long time no one on both sides pressed the bell to answer, the atmosphere is a little weird.

Everyone stared at each other, and they were silent for a long time and didn't come up with a reason.

After another while, Li Xun glanced at it, "This question is a mandatory question, it must be answered, and you both decide for yourself who will answer this question first." ”

Qin Yuxuan asked: "Could it be that who answers first, if the answer is wrong, one point will be deducted, and the latter will not have to deduct points even if he answers wrong, is it still the old rule?"

"That's right!" Li Xun said with a grimace.

In this case, whoever answers first will suffer a loss, which is unfair. Qin Yuxuan said.

"It's not fair!" the crowd roared.

Li Xun slapped the table and said domineeringly: "I said that fairness is fairness, whoever disagrees can withdraw from the game, and I will never force him." ”

Lying down, unreasonable, so domineering, everyone slanders.

But no one dared to speak, after all, he was a steward.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Qin Yuxuan and said, "Brother Tai, or I will give you this excellent opportunity." ”

Qin Yuxuan would not be deceived, and rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Lu Xiaomo said with a smile: "It's not a way to drag it out like this, otherwise, how about we draw lots? Life and death are rich and noble, what do you think?"

"How do you draw lots?" Qin Yuxuan didn't have a good breath.

Lu Xiaomo took out a one-yuan coin and put it on the table, revealing the front side, "If I toss the coin and expose the front side, I will answer the question first." Then he flipped through the coin, revealing the tail, "If it's tail, you answer the question first, that's fair, what do you think?"

Qin Yuxuan thought for a moment and said, "Okay, let's do it." ”

The corners of Lu Xiaomo's mouth showed a hint of imperceptible cunning, boy, you have fallen for the trick.

Suddenly, Lan Lingling looked at Qin Yuxuan and reminded: "This ghost has a lot of ideas, don't let him play tricks, let him answer first, let's answer first." ”

"Okay, just do what Lingling said, what do you think?" Qin Yuxuan thought about it.

"No problem!" Lu Xiaomo readily agreed, because he had two coins in his pocket, one was all positive, and the other was all negative, no matter what Qin Yuxuan wanted, he was undoubtedly more than the middle.

Lu Xiaomo held the coin with both hands and shook it vigorously, during which he had already stolen the beams and changed the pillars, replacing the normal coins with all positive coins, and at the same time muttered words in his mouth, "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun will appear soon!" and then blew a breath, and then threw it out.

Boom......

The one-dollar coin jumped up on the ground, and then kept spinning and spun around until it stopped.

Wei Fat Man stared at the rolling coin with bull's eyes, and the moment the coin stopped, he screamed, "Haha, it's positive." Then he looked at Qin Yuxuan and said with an evil smile: "Boy, it seems that you are not very lucky!"

Lu Xiaomo looked at Qin Yuxuan and said, "Boy, I am willing to lose the bet, this question is answered by you." ”

Qin Yuxuan was not calm, there was a smell of broken eggs, his face was black, his mother was dripping, and God didn't even help him, he glanced at the think tank behind him, and his heart was even more cold, because they all lowered their heads and drooped their heads, it seemed that it was not possible to count on them.

He licked his face and looked at Li Xun and said, "Can I not deduct points if I don't answer this question?"

"No, if you don't answer, you will still be deducted one point. Li Xun said with a straight face.

Qin Yuxuan had mixed feelings in his heart, I will be an immortal, so I can't be accommodating, so he raised his head and said, "Could it be that the kick is not good enough, so the pregnant woman is not a big problem." ”

"One point will be deducted for an incorrect answer, and now Qin Yuxuan's side is one negative point. Li Xun's machine-like voice sounded, and there was no sadness or joy on his face.

Alas......

Qin Yuxuan hung his head and wilted.

Now it's up to Lu Xiaomo to answer the question. Li Xun looked at Lu Xiaomo and said.

Wei Fatzi naturally wanted to be in the limelight, looked at Lu Xiaomo and said: "No, I'll answer this question, I answered it right last time, this time I will definitely take advantage of the victory to chase and help you win this point." ”

"Get out!"

Lu Xiaomo roared with a dark face, of course he wouldn't let Fat Wei answer the question again, shit luck is not so delicious, you know?

"What is the fierceness, others ask me for help, but I don't want to. Fat Wei lowered his head and muttered.

"I know the answer. Lu Xiaomo stood up, cleared his throat, and replied

"It was the child in the belly of the pregnant woman who kicked her hard, so she was fine." ”

Li Xun's eyes lit up, he didn't think that this product did have some skills, and said loudly: "One point will be added to the correct answer, now Lu Xiaomo's side is one point, 1:-1, Lu Xiaomo is two points ahead." ”

Wei Fatzi took the opportunity to pat himself on the back and said: "The boss is wise and martial, talented and talented......"

"yes!" Lu Xiaomo jumped happily, dancing with his hands, his eyebrows dancing, his face was flying, and he couldn't stop smiling.

Qin Yuxuan gritted his teeth angrily, eager to eat Lu Xiaomo's goods raw.

Lan Lingling glared at the complacent Lu Xiaomo, and was so angry that he almost bit out two blood marks on his lower lip.

"Quiet, quiet!" Li Xun glared at Lu Xiaomo, and said loudly: "Please listen to the next question, a horse ate an elephant, why?"

？？？

A horse ate a picture?

Nima, you're going crazy in your head when you ask such a weird and weird question.

When the words fell, it immediately caused an uproar, and the audience was in a commotion.

"Horses are herbivores, how could it possibly eat elephants?"

"Even if a horse is a carnivore and an elephant is so powerful, it can't eat an elephant!"

……

Wei Fatzi looked at Li Xun and asked: "Butler, if you say that the ants ate the elephant, maybe it is still possible, and the horse ate the elephant, how is this possible, you won't have a crazy head." ”

Li Xun saw that Wei Fatzi was disrespectful, and said angrily: "Bastard, don't you believe it anymore, I'm making fun of your qualifications." ”

Fat Wei hurriedly covered his mouth and kept silent.

Li asked: "It seems that this rush question has become a mandatory question, and it is up to you to decide which of you two answers first." ”

Lu Xiaomo and Qin Yuxuan stared wide-eyed, each with a ghost.

The next moment, Qin Yuxuan moved, "Mr. Lu Xiaomo is talented, his eyes are clear, and his understanding is superb, I will give you this question." ”

"You little deflated three, Wang Ba Lamb wants to lie to me, why don't you bring a high hat to Lao Tzu......" Lu Xiaomo opened his mouth and scolded.

？？？

"You ......"

Qin Yuxuan couldn't imagine that Lu Xiaomo would open his mouth and scold in front of so many people, his face was almost red into pig liver, and he almost vomited blood and died, hanging himself on the southeast branch.

Wei Fatzi glared at the thief with wide eyes, clapped his hands and applauded: "The boss is cheerful, the younger brother is happy and convinced, he is willing to bow to the wind, it is better to sigh to himself, and scolding people is so direct!"

Lan Lingling was so angry that his willow eyebrows were upside down, his phoenix eyes were round, and he pointed at Lu Xiaomo's nose and shouted: "Lu Xiaomo, you are a bastard!"

Lu Xiaomo looked at Lan Lingling and said, "Lingling, you have also seen it, Qin Yuxuan, this kid set me up first, he is a despicable and shameless bastard." ”

"You ......" Lan Lingling's cherry apricot mouth twitched a few times, not knowing what to say.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Qin Yuxuan and said: "I can understand it now, how to say that wise saying, hooligans are not terrible, I am afraid that hooligans are educated, what they are talking about is people like you, compliment me, let Lao Tzu be cannon fodder, there is no door." ”

Everyone froze to the ground, their mouths were wide open, and they could almost stuff an egg, and they were completely turned over by Lu Xiaomolei, mother, what kind of shameless person has to be to say such a thing.

After a while, Lu Xiaomo repeated his old trick and proposed: "Otherwise, I'll throw another one-yuan coin, you answer face up, and I'll answer face up first, what do you think?"