Chapter 462: My Wife (Thanks for the reward for killing Mary Sue)
"You have to obey the order, my wife!" received Gu Fanxin's acquiescence, and Comrade Navy was as happy as a child.
"Bang" stood up and saluted and then took action.
Yingying gathered between her eyebrows, and the green silk wrapped around her fingertips. ”
Taking care of the little wife's black and shiny hair, the naval comrades patiently divided the hair into several strands and flexibly threaded them in their hands.
After a while, after braiding his hair, Comrade Navy put the braid on Gu Fanxin's shoulder, leaned over and pressed his face against the face of his little wife, and looked in the mirror.
Waist-length long hair, a few strands of hair mischievously flew in front, and there was no decoration on the head, just a light blue ribbon, gently tied to a twisted braid.
Simple and neat, down-to-earth and generous, it does not hinder doing things.
"Okay, Niu Niu, let's see if it looks good?" Comrade Navy is like a gesture of asking for merit and reward.
"Uh-huh. The corners of Gu Fanxin's mouth hooked up a bright smile, as beautiful and gorgeous as fireworks.
Comrade Navy could not help but be stunned again.
"Daughter-in-law, do you know? I always call out a nice name in my soul, and that is you: the bride of my dreams, a delicate girl. A smart and capable bride.
You are a bride more beautiful than wearing a wedding dress, and a whole new world can be read in your eyes. I see a paradise in your smile.
Many years ago, in the ocean of our hearts, an unfinished dream poured in, and this dream has not yet returned. It was a dream without bounds. ”
"Niuniu daughter-in-law, I am willing to weave the most beautiful dream for you with my heart. ”
"Brother Hai, fate has brought us together, you have me, I have you, I am close to you, love with you, all the way to the end, my heart, my everything, I am willing to let you take it. ”
"Niuniu's daughter-in-law, you are the fairy in the fairy tale, giving me the fragrance of life and the spring of life. I love your simplicity, naturalness, sincerity, wit and warmth, as well as your intoxicating and charming smile.
You are like the moon in the sky, I love the moon, I love it pure, I love it bright, I love it round; I love you more, I love your truth, I love your goodness, I love your beauty. ”
The two of them are fingers interlocked, and in the mirror of the dresser, the two young faces are full of beautiful visions for the future life.
However, thinking of the tricks used by everyone in the cave room to persecute the bride and groom yesterday, Gu Fanxin was extremely speechless about it.
The young post-natal boys are clamoring for the two of them to "roll noodles"!
The so-called "rolling noodles" is to put a piece of spherical plasticine on the bride's buttocks, and then hang a can on the middle belt in front of the groom, the bride bends down, the groom rolls the spherical plasticine into a round cake shape with a can, the groom has to move his hips, forward and left and right, roll it, and the bride must cooperate to make a "ah~~".
This can also be replaced by the bride and groom sitting opposite each other, allowing the bride to move her hips and roll the "noodles" of the groom with a stick or can, but once rolled, the groom's head must be tilted back once, and when looking up, he must close his eyes and cry "ah.......
It wasn't until the groom's ** was hard that this "noodle" was rolled out.
And what else is "pushing the egg": it is to put a raw egg in the bride's left sleeve, and then let the groom roll through the clothes, around the chest, roll out of the right sleeve, and then roll into the right trouser leg, and then roll out of the left trouser leg.?
In the haunted room, the bride and the groom play a game of boxing with each other, and whoever loses a punch must immediately remove their clothes or clothing until they can no longer take it off;
There is also an entertainment program that asks the groom to turn his back to the bride, pluck three hairs, one hair, one armpit hair, and one ** on his body, and then ask the bride to guess and guess wrong (ask the bride to take off her pants and let the groom put it on his head......
There is also a candy to eat: a thin thread is tied around the groom's waist, and a small candy is tied to the end of the thread, and the groom stands behind the bride.
The bride bends down, the groom holds the bride's waist with his hands behind his back, and swings the thin line back and forth with the strength of his waist, and the bride bends down and takes the candy in her mouth between her legs, which is considered a success.
In addition, you can also ask the groom to hold the wedding candy (gummies) to the bride with his mouth, a total of three grains, of course, the groom can also help the bride eat, if the groom does not eat, other men can also replace it!
There is also a game called "driving a car", where men and women face each other on chairs. When a woman takes off her shoes and lifts her right foot to the crotch of the man's pants, it is called stepping on the accelerator.
The bridegroom straightens his arms and places them in one or two places on the bride's body, which is called holding the steering wheel.
One person behind each man and a woman, nudge two people respectively, and when pushing the bride, the bride must simulate the sound of stepping on the accelerator: "ri......"
When pushing the groom's officer, the groom's official should simulate the sound of the horn: "bibi ......".
When the person behind the man and woman pushed the two to speed up the frequency, only to hear the voices of the two people one after another: "ri bibi... ri bibi……“
The other is to let the groom and the bride recite the slogan of the iron man Wang Jinxi respectively: "Work hard, go fast, drill wells diligently, and produce more oil;"
Everyone in the cave room listened to it and echoed it, and the laughter and laughter in the cave room continued all night, and the laughter and slapstick were higher and higher.
Another is to take two walnuts and let the bride stuff them into the groom's trouser legs. Keep touching it up.
Wait until you touch the knee and ask the bride: Where is it?
The bride has to answer: knees!
The man in the cave room smiled wickedly and asked: How many walnuts are there when you touch them?
The bride replied: Two!
The man in the cave room asked again: Which one is bigger?
The bride is to answer: the left hand (or right hand) is big!
And that's not all.
The person in the cave room also coaxed the bride to touch the walnuts on the groom's legs.
Until finally the red face touched a certain place pointed out by the haunted cave room.
Then the person in the cave room had to ask where it was in a serious manner???
The bride was embarrassed not to answer: ...
The haunted room asked again: Where is it?
The bride replied: ......
Until the bride is forced until the crotch is spoken......
Then the bride's performance finally pleased everyone, and everyone in the cave room burst into laughter.
To be honest, she doesn't find these things interesting, but she thinks they are disgusting bad habits, fun to play with, vulgar, disgusting, and boring to play with big ones.
There is a limit to everything, and everything that is exceeded is a sin. Although it is said that the country has the custom of a hole house.
In the past, because many couples were not familiar or even unknown before marriage, it may be psychologically uncomfortable to ask them to live in the same space on the wedding night.
The haunted house can undoubtedly eliminate the estrangement of newcomers through public games and pierce the shy "window paper".
Today, the haunting room is mainly to express blessings to the newlyweds.
In the name of traditional customs, it is a matter of things that can only be described as obscene, and it would be foolish to take it as a pastime and have a good time, but it would be too foolish to really put it into action.