Chapter 463: Speaking of Civilization (Thanks to Runde for the Reward)
Some places are still relatively civilized, and only the groom is alone in the cave room.
The bride can be a transparent person quietly, as long as she is responsible for being beautiful like a flower.
Of course, in some places in the countryside, there are also quite vulgar ways of making holes, such as hiding frogs in the quilt of the newcomer, and the newcomer will be scared when he opens the quilt.
There are also cactus burrs sprinkled on the bed quilt.
There are also firecrackers set off outside the new house in the middle of the night to scare people, causing the newlyweds to dare not sleep for a night. What's worse, climb to the roof of the new house in the middle of the night, lift the tiles on the roof of the new house, and pour water into the bed from top to bottom, so that the newlyweds can't sleep.
These are unethical and are subject to public criticism. Of course, these behaviors are also very rare.
Gu Fanxin was most happy that Brother Hai was serious, unthinking, and righteous in rejecting those humiliating proposals in the cave room.
In fact, even if some people suggest that the bride and groom relive the old dreams and reminisce about the bittersweet ones, honestly explain the love history, and perform their first hand-holding, first kiss, first hug and first true confession in person, she doesn't like it very much.
It's like a monkey in a zoo, forced to put on all sorts of performances and be made fun of.
"These tricks are quite vulgar, and they are actually a kind of regression of social civilization, sorry, we won't do what you ask.
In today's civilized society, there should be no more such pranks, and the way of making a hole should be fun, humorous, and lively.
We are very welcome and happy that you have come to bless us with our newlyweds, but I hope that you and we will respect each other when you make trouble in the cave room, so as not to make an unpleasant situation and let everyone break up unhappily. ”
Comrade One Piece also squeezed in to explain and persuade the people in the cave room.
"Comrades, now that we are all advocating the building of spiritual civilization, we must pay attention to our words and deeds, and be careful not to smear our faces. The big guy came here to make trouble in the cave room, just to have a good time, why make it unpleasant. ”
Zhang Minyi also followed Comrade One Piece and stood up and nodded in agreement.
There was a lot of noise in the new house, Zhang Minyi took a few looks, and felt that it was quite chaotic here. If you haven't seen it, you'll think it's interesting, but it's a bit too much.
It's just an insult.
The limits of these so-called fun can't be grasped at all.,If you're not careful, it's called a crime.,The protagonist who was troubled instantly became a victim.。
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and it is estimated that none of you present want to turn a good happy event into a tragedy, right?"
Zhang Minyi suggested again: It's better to do this, let's have an idiom solitaire, let the bride and the groom compete in idiom solitaire, how about the penalty for losing?"
"Hahaha! yes, yes, that's a good idea. It is both civilized and knowledgeable. Comrade One Piece was the first to jump out to welcome.
"Let's all drag a handful of texts, and let everyone learn a long way of knowledge.
Zhang Minyi didn't take the lead, and discussed with the people in the cave room that a poetry competition could also be held: the bride and groom also love literature, so they can be invited to a poetry competition.
First the groom recites a poem, and then the bride sings, requiring at least one word in the sentence to be the same as the previous sentence, and so on, and those who can't take it will be judged to lose, and the loser will perform the show.
Literacy for couples: This "literacy" is to ask the groom to write a "word" (or a phrase) and then ask the groom to do various actions (no talking, no hand strokes) to show the bride, so that the bride can "recognize" the word.
When choosing "words", choose those that match the newlywed atmosphere, such as: "love", "love", "husband and wife", etc.
Say nicknames: The bride and groom want to call each other by ten nicknames, what heart, baby, dog, meat, the more meaty, the better.