"Those who set off firecrackers, I don't know what to be happy about all day long, why don't they go to see Hades?" The sound of firecrackers stopped, and Chen Jian muttered angrily, "The law should really be amended, and those who set off firecrackers all day long should be imprisoned." By the way, what did I just say?"

"When you talk about mosquitoes," Chen reminded, "they spread diseases." ”

"Yes, mosquitoes," Chen Jiandao said, "Boss Xiao, even if there is no direct intimate collision between you and Zhujun, you can't guarantee that under the same roof, those mosquitoes are all in peace, right? ”

"How can this be reasonable," Xiao Jun said indignantly, "then who should I settle accounts with?"

"Settle accounts with whom, of course, is with your bastard women who used to be good with you. Chen Jian said sarcastically.

"Since mosquitoes can act as vectors, why can't I say that my disease is infected by Chen Zhujun?" Xiao Jun said.

"Yo, Boss Xiao, what you say is really," Chen Jian was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while, and it took a long time before he spat fiercely and said, "What you say is really Zhu Bajie's nail rake, and you beat it upside down." You know, Zhujun's HIV screening three months ago was negative, and now it is found to be positive, she infected you, is it possible?"

"Hell, we've never been together in years," Xiao Jun said, "who knows who she dyed?"

"So, Zhujun cuckolded you outside?" Chen Yong said, "You have to pay attention to the impact when you speak, otherwise, be careful of the trouble that will catch you." ”

"Trouble, will I be afraid?" Xiao Jun said, "Since I got to know you, have I encountered less trouble?" If you can solve the trouble, I will solve it, and if you can't solve the trouble, I will call the police. ”

"Call the police, you're here again," Chen Yong said sneeringly, "Since I met you, you have reported to our police, this time, you are not afraid that we will report to your police?"

"What do I have to report to the police?" Xiao Jun said disapprehantly, "I have never done anything to break the law, and I have never done anything that violates my conscience." ”

"I said, Boss Xiao, it's almost the New Year, we all hope to have a happy New Year, so let's not waste time here," Chen Jiandao, "I always like to get straight to the point, you have infected Zhujun with death and illness now, to be honest, how can you give her and her family a hospitality? Considering many things in the world, it is better to be public than private, because private is both labor-saving and money-saving, so we might as well negotiate privately: you give us one million, this matter is a hundred, and we don't need to report to your police." ”

"I don't have a million," Xiao Jun said, "You'd better go to the police." ”

"One million, I guess you can't get it," Chen Yong enlightened, "Boss Xiao, I don't think it's as good as this, don't you have a few facades in this building? Now the rent of the façade is collected by us, and when the rent is received one million, we won't bother you, what? ”

"You will collect the rent for my façade, I am not dead yet," Xiao Jun said, "Even if I die, it will not be your turn to collect the rent, I have a son and daughter-in-law, and grandchildren, besides, why don't you give me a million compensation?"

"Yo, you are a person who keeps tongue twisters with us, you really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin," Chen Yong said, "You go around like this, if we don't keep a clear head, we will really be confused by you." To tell you the truth, you really don't want to be private with us?"

"What's private, there's nothing private between me and you. "Xiao Jun cut the railway.

"You owe our Chen family a life, you have to pay us back. Tell you, although this life is not your use of a knife, it is no different from your killing with a knife. You also know that marriage is like drawing lots, and it is common to accidentally draw a person with a venereal disease and secretly take his old life. We Zhujun don't know which life burned down the nunnery and smashed the Bodhisattva, and actually bumped into you, a life-reager, halfway. Hey, let's think about it, you and Zhujun are both people who are about to enter the ground, if you go to court, it doesn't matter who wins this lawsuit. So let's negotiate privately, and you compensate us for 1 million yuan for mental losses, and the matter will be settled. ”

"A million compensation, I don't have. Xiao Jun said disdainfully.

"Ah, bald, you said it," Chen Jian was so angry that his face turned blue, and he scolded, "You wait and see." ”

The two brothers immediately rushed away in a rage. When they returned home, they immediately held a meeting of "relatives and friends" to discuss the "emergency plan". An hour later, the "contingency plan" plan was released. Chen Yong called a few laborers, rented a truck, and went straight to a coffin shop on South Street. After a few minutes, they bought a black coffin, loaded it into the car, and went straight to Xiao Jun's house. When they arrived at Xiao Jun's house, several people unloaded the coffin and placed it horizontally in the middle of the storefront of the local restaurant. Zhao Yan followed a group of people out of the car, walked straight to the coffin, lay on the coffin lid, kept patting the coffin lid with both hands, and howled in a long voice, "Zhujun, you died so miserably! You stepped into this house vertically, but now you are going to be carried out horizontally, in just a few years, your fresh life has been framed alive." Everyone has to die once, but you must not die at this age. With your mother's iron-clad body, you will live to be more than 120 years old. If you hadn't married into this family as a cow and a horse, how would you have had such a short-lived end today! Who was the first to ask you to marry here like a reincarnation, who secretly killed you, when you go to Lord Yama, you must keep a clear record of this account, whether you are reincarnated or become a powerful ghost, you must not let them go!"

Although Chinese New Year's Eve is approaching, there are still many customers in the store. When the customers saw a black coffin suddenly added to the store, and saw people crying sadly on the side, they thought that someone was dead, and some customers threw down the dishes and chopsticks and surrounded them, and they couldn't help but feel sad.

"In this world, do women want to get married?" Zhao Yan continued to cry, "When my daughter first married into this house, her body was as strong as a cow and a horse, and when she left this house, she was as thin as a skinny dog. When you get married, who stipulates that men and women must get married? When you get married, you don't see anyone come out to make the rules! My daughter, you died so unjustly, you are only in your forties, and at this age, you can't even take the turn of the longevity character to go up when you die, this is called our mother's family, how can we make sacrifices for you? To make sacrifices, we must first pay tribute to those in the world who are matchmakers, and those who stipulate that men and women must get married. Only when those people die, will there be peace in this world. ”

The onlookers were still crying and mourning Zhao Yan at first, but later saw that she was crying so much that they couldn't help but cover their mouths and snicker.

Zhao Yan cried for most of the day, and didn't see Xiao Jun come out to "negotiate" with the Chen family, and her body couldn't help but feel powerless, so she secretly glanced at the Chen family brothers, and several people found a reason and slipped home together. Back at home, a few people sulked.

"This bald man is really calm," Chen Courage said anxiously, "Why don't you see him come out, let's continue to make trouble tomorrow, making him impatient, and then he will naturally agree to the million." ”

"Yes, I don't believe he's deaf," Chen Jiandao, "we'll continue to make trouble tomorrow, call more people to go, the more people the better, preferably beating gongs and drums." ”

"Yes, let's go and call some relatives," Zhao Yan said, "Let's just write an obituary saying that Zhujun is dead, and let them all come to the funeral, and it will be lively." Yong Ajian, you hurry up and nail the lid of the coffin before the obituary, so that those relatives can't see that it's empty. ”

"Yes, first nail the coffin lid to death, and then everyone wears white filial piety clothes, and make trouble for three days and three nights to see that bald man still dare to hide in the room and not come out?" Chen Yong said.

"What kind of white filial piety clothes to wear, and it's not really dead, wear red clothes! Everyone is dressed like a red child, if there is really anything unlucky, you can also rush by the way. Chen Jiandao.

"Yes, wearing red clothes," Zhao Yan said, "We're not going to make a real funeral." ”

That night, the brothers of the Chen family called several important relatives, saying that Chen Zhujun was in the morgue of the Xiao family, and had chosen an auspicious day to prepare for climbing, and they must be asked to send Zhujun on his last journey. The next day, some relatives came one after another. Chen Yong ran to Xiao Jun's house early in the morning and secretly nailed the coffin to death with a long nail. Zhou Li and Deng Lan have rarely participated in the "family and friend group" meetings since Chen Zhujun and Li Xuan broke up. This time, they were forced to go. Even Chen Laoshu, who was weak and sickly, in order to strengthen the team, also supported his thin body and participated in the "funeral" team. For a while, the Chen family wore red and green, called two monks, and joined a group of relatives, which was quite spectacular, and went all the way to Xiao Jun's house.

When a group of people arrived at Xiao Jun's house, several women saw the coffin, and they really walked up and cried desperately. The two monks walked in, each moved a stool and sat down, blowing vigorously. A group of people made trouble for a long time, but when they didn't see anyone from Xiao Jun's family coming out and walking around, some people felt that something was not right, so they didn't cry or make trouble, and they also stood aside and began to stand by. Just when the group of people felt exhausted and their mouths were dry, they heard someone outside the door suddenly shouting, "Oh no, no!