Chen Yong and Chen Jian, two brothers, rushed to Xiao Jun's residence, without saying a word, they slammed the door with the guy, and the sound of ping-pong slamming the door startled several people in the store to get up and open the door.

The two brothers stepped into the local restaurant, one with his left hand on his waist, staring at the shop's every move, and the other holding a kitchen knife in his right hand, said in a rough voice, "Call your boss!"

The staff in the store originally knew the Chen brothers, but at that juncture, they were so frightened that their legs and stomachs trembled, and they couldn't speak. Later, Xiao Jun was able to see the scene, and walked down the stairs in the chaos to maintain stability.

"Bald, you did a good thing," Without waiting for Xiao Jun to walk downstairs, Chen Yong yelled at Xiao Jun, "Death is imminent, you actually have ill intentions and want to put my old sister to death!"

Chen Jian dangled a kitchen knife on the side.

That scene frightened Xiao Jun, who was walking on the stairs, turned around and ran straight away, and in a panic, he hit the handrail of the stairs and smashed a jade pendant on his chest. Xiao Jun fell back into the room in a daze, tied the door and called the police.

After a while, the police arrived, and the Chen Yong brothers were taken to the police station, and the family trivial matter turned into a civil dispute again. An ancestral piece of jade could not be valued, and the headache of a civil dispute dragged on for three months without any result. One party insisted on compensation of 100,000 yuan, and the other insisted on not paying any compensation. In the end, Xiao Jun sued the court, and the headache lawsuit was scrawled: Chen Yong's brothers compensated Xiao Jun for 30,000 yuan in property damage.

"Hell," looking at the court's verdict, Chen Yong bowed his head and said, "I feel that from beginning to end, that bald man has been playing a gossip array with us, and we have really met the opponent of eight lifetimes." ”

"Don't worry," Chen Jiandao, "he will set up a formation, and we will kill the horse pistol." ”

"Back to the horse gun," Chen Yong immediately became interested, "You say, what kind of killing?"

"Didn't that bald man break into Zhujun's bedroom late at night?" Chen Jian said, "With this, we can make a big fuss and kill him with a sturdy return rifle." ”

The two brothers immediately had a clear mind, and immediately gathered the important personnel of the "relatives and friends group", exchanged heads and ears, painted dots, and immediately settled a plan to kill the "return to the horse gun".

The next day, they went to Linxian to get a false test sheet for HIV positive, and acted in an orderly manner according to the proposed plan.

"With this test sheet, we can extort a million from that bald man," Chen Jianyang held the fake report sheet, like holding a document, and announced to his family with righteous indignation, "This time we must let that bald man see the power of this carbine, or we will always fall into his gossip array." Every time we plant it, we have to bled it collectively, and if we continue to plant it like this, our old lives will be planted in his hands sooner or later. Then Chen Jian solemnly emphasized the importance of the false test sheet in the whole plan, and everyone nodded in understanding.

"This bald man is simply our natural enemy. Others marry daughters, they are so lucky, they can marry Ruyi Langjun, we marry daughters, it is like a mouse marrying a girl, and those who marry are their own enemies," Zhao Yan took over the topic, gritted his teeth and said, "Now I also wear an ancestral jade to make trouble with a bald man, so it's strange if I don't make him restless." I scolded him, and he will naturally come out, and he will definitely quarrel with me when he comes out, and I will roll on the spot and mash this jade in my mouth, and then I will wait for the bald man to lose money to us. This jade is broken, I don't want him to compensate 100,000 yuan, and I won't be surnamed Zhao. ”

After speaking, Zhao Yan set off with dry food. She walked to Xiao Jun's door, and without saying a word, she scolded like a shrew. The kind of style that is full of energy and forgetfulness, the kind of penetrating power that does not name but allows the observer to understand who the scolded person is, and the style of scolding four people to death in three sentences is enough to make any scolder sigh to himself. When she was tired on the way, Zhao Yan would stretch her throat and cry in a mournful tone that she was sad about "a mouse marrying a girl". Tired of scolding, Zhao Yan returned to Chen Yong's house to take a nap, and then returned to Xiao Jun's door to continue scolding. At that time, Chinese New Year's Eve was approaching, and everyone was busy with their old age, and no one had time to take care of other people's idle affairs. It wasn't until midnight on the third day that a group of dogs broke out of the darkness and barked and jumped, scaring Zhao Yan into a hitch, and the unbelievable scolding battle died down.

"Damn bald man, I scolded him for a few days, he hid at home as if he was dead, but he didn't come out," Zhao Yan dragged his tired body back to Chen Yong's house, and said indignantly, "Ayong Ajian, you guys take the test sheet and go to the bald man's house to ask for money, and you don't bother to beat around the bush with that kind of dead person." ”

In the early morning of the next day, Chen Yong took out the fake test sheet from the drawer, put it in his trouser pocket, and ran to Xiao Jun's house with Chen Jian majestically.

"Bald, your year has arrived," Brother Chen Yong stepped into the local restaurant and walked upstairs, just as Xiao Jun was walking in the corridor, the brothers roared in unison, "Zhujun has also contracted a death disease like you, how can this account be calculated now?"

"Zhujun is a middle-aged man who is old and young, not an old man in his seventies and eighties. If you die at this age, she will definitely not let you go if she is a ghost," Chen Yong pulled out the test sheet from his arms and said in a fierce voice, "Instead of letting her settle accounts with you after she dies, it is better to take advantage of her life and everyone to settle an account." ”

"Her daughter is not yet an adult, she has to study, she has to get married, she has to buy a house, she has to have children," Chen Jian took over the topic and spoke repeatedly, "She has parents, her parents have to count on her support, she has brothers and sisters, and brothers and sisters have to count on her care." Now that she has left the West, how can these sky-high prices of affection in the world be calculated in renminbi? However, we are still patient and use renminbi to convert these sentiments. We did a rough calculation at home, you have to pay us 1 million yuan to ......"

Chen Jianzheng said that in Xingtou, he didn't want the sound of firecrackers on the street, and it rang for half an hour, drowning out his words.